Author: The Plot Bunny Whisperer
Title: Dear Diary
Rating: PG
Genre: Humor
Summary: CrackFic. Voldemort starts a diary. "Dear Diary, Attempted to kill Draco. Narcissa sent me to Anger Management Therapy."
Pairing(s): None.
Warnings: Just a lot of silliness. And very short chapters.
Disclaimer: Don't own, don't care, don't sue.
AN: Still dedicated to Kamp.
Enjoy.
.-.
Dear Diary,
Narcissa Portkeyed Nagini to Siberia. Told Belatrix to Crucio her.
Narcissa sent Bellatrix to Anger Management Therapy.
Psyche-Wizard asked about my childhood. Threatened infidel.
Send Pettigrew to Siberia to look for Nagini.
Potter sent his regards. Will have Lucius kidnap him.
Voldemort.