BONUS EPISODE!!
BONUS EPISODE!!
BONUS EPISODE!!
BONUS EPISODE!!
BONUS EPISODE!!
BONUS EPISODE!!
BONUS EPISODE!!
BONUS EPISODE!!
Sex Ed. With Itachi
"Ok children, today were going to learn about…..SEX!" Kakashi half yelled to the entire class. Sakura, Naruto, Sai, Kiba, Shino, Hinata, Ino, Shikamaru, Chouji, Tenten, and all the other people burst out laughing. "Quite children, sex is a very serious matter!" Kakashi interrupted. Everybody was still laughing except for Sasuke and Ino, Sasuke because he was emo and Ino because she was eying Shikamaru. "Alright, alright, now everybody just quite down, and will start our lesson for today." Everybody quieted down, and listened intently. "Alright, so-"Kakashi was cut of by some noise outside of the classroom. SPOILER ALERT!! DON'T READ THE NEXT SENTENCE IF YOU DON'T WANNA SPOILER! "No Kisame, I'm not evil, in fact, I massacred the Uchiha clan because I was ordered to!" Everybody in the classroom gasped, and Kakashi, for some reason unknown to mankind, passed out.
THE LEGENDARY SEIGE OF GAARA CASTLE (AKA SUNA)
Dear lord Gaara, the enemy has breached the walls of our castle, we have to retreat!
They have taken all of the Gaara themed objects we had! They even took some of the Naruto themed objects! We will be there shortly to help you lift the siege! Till then, my lord… Gaara closed the parchment, and tossed it into the wind. The fools… The enemy had already breached Suna's walls as well, he, Naruto, Kiba, and Shino were all hiding in the inner walls, hoping that by some miracle they would be saved. "Gaara!" someone calling his name broke his train of thought. He turned to see it was Naruto. "Yes?" He asked. "The-e…They…They have breached the walls, and they're scaling the kazakge tower! "NO!" I yelled. "My...My lord... I can hold them off while you escape..." I looked up at him, Naruto, my best friend… BOOM! The battering ram smashed against the gate. "Run!" Naruto screamed.
Back to Kakashi. w00t! Itachi's POV
I walked into the classroom full of students, and was surprised that they didn't run away. As if somehow reading my mind, the Pink Haired girl said "We heard what you said…" I smirked, then looked down at the unconscious figure of Kakashi, laughed and said jokingly " Guess I'll be your new sex ed teacher!" At that, every girl in the classrooms face turned red, and I smirked again
THE LEGENDARY SIEGE OF GAARA CASTLE (PART 2)
I staggered up the the burning ruble that used to be the great kazakage tower. Covered with blood, wounds gaping and reddish purple, I fell to the ground. Then, I saw what I was looking for. "N-…NARUTO!" I Screamed as I saw his bloody and mangled body lying on the top of the ruble. "no…" I whispered. Naruto had given his life to save me…
I crawled over to him, dragging my wounds against the ground, but I didn't care. I managed to get to him, and then I saw what they did to him. They had RAPED him! Then I saw them…. They're never ending army was advancing on me fast, but I could care less. "NAAAAAAAAAARUTOOOOO!" I yelled, pure chakra pouring out of my body. I was in a rage, I stood up, despite the pain. "AHHHHH!" I screamed as the chakra left my body, engulfing the army, and exploding. "YOU WANT ME? THEN COME AND GET ME!" Me and shakaku yelled simultaneously. And with that, they were all dead. I fell to the ground, the last of my energy fading away, my last words were…"Damn you…FANGIRLS!"