Me: We're finally getting somewhere...
TenTen: Took ya long enough.
Emiy: Shut up!! I'm actually in this one!!
Chapter Three
"Alright, are you ready yet?"
"No! It's 4 fuckin' 30, what do you expect?! Four years living here and I'm still not used to it!" Kenisha had decided to spend the night at Tenten's place after having a nightmare over at her own house. Tenten had told her she was being paranoid, but then Kenisha glared at her, which is how we got here.
TenTen sweat dropped and hit Kenisha with a pillow.
"Stop being a bitch and get out of bed, we've got a war to stop." At the mention of the war, Kenisha shot out of bed and into the shower.
"Holy shit, I forgot all about it!" was what TenTen heard from the shower's steamy depths. 'I should've done this earlier,' she thought and giggled to herself. She proceeded to the kitchen to make breakfast, steamed rice and barbeque, what she usually did before missions.
Then it hit her. What the mission would be like. What could happen during it. "Hey TenTen, is breakfast ready yet?" TenTen turned around to face Kenisha in her ninja attire with water still dripping from her hair.
"It's ready now. Let's dig in," said TenTen with an exhausted tone in her voice.
When breakfast was over, Kenisha tossed the house key to TenTen and she locked the door. "Let's wake Naruto up."
"I've got the bucket ready," said Kenisha slyly. The two kunoichi took to the rooftops until they found Naruto's apartment window.
"TenTen, if you please," said Kenisha with a giggle. TenTen whipped a senbon out of her pouch and picked the lock on the window.
"And now Kenisha, water, if you please."
Said kunoichi did a sequence of handsigns and whispered "Water Style: Cascading Streams." Water poured out of her palms but she stopped the jutsu as soon as the bucket was full.
"Now!" TenTen dumped the bucket of water onto Naruto's head.
"Wha--What? Who--oh God, they've found me! I--whatever you do, kill me quick! It's--" Naruto received a slap from TenTen.
"This is no time for a trip to Dreamland, you got it? The mission is today!" Naruto blinked a couple times.
"Oh yeah...Neji told me about that. So WH--Oh no!!! I'm in my boxers, get out of here!!" Kenisha sighed and put a hand on his shoulder.
"Believe me, this isn't all we've seen. In case you don't remember, we were there when you went crazy at the bar the night you became a Chunin. It was when Hinata passed out for three days and every girl there was scarred for life."
Naruto scowled. "Fine, I'm getting ready now. So leave." They left giggling and Naruto slammed his window shut. 'At least now I don't have to take a shower, 'he thought.
Hinata was on her way to Tsunade's office with Neji when she heard a whoosh and a black blur passed her. It stopped and turned around. The blur was none other than Lee. "Have you seen Kenisha-tenshi?"
"I think she's already at the office along with TenTen-tenshi," said Neji with a touch of sarcasm.
"Don't listen to him. I'm sure she is there as we speak, Lee-san," said Hinata.
"Alright, I shall go!" Lee ran at top speed to Tsunade's office.
Hinata turned to Neji. "You know you had no right to say that. How would you feel if you didn't know where TenTen-nee-chan was for once?" Neji chuckled.
"I would know that she was capable of taking care of herself. She'd be fine." Hinata shook her head. 'Men. To bad you can't live without them,' she thought.
"It seems we're all here and accounted for, now aren't we?" said Tsunade in an irritated tone. She had been waiting for a grand total of 4 hours for her ninja, and Emily and Sasuke still hadn't arrived. They almost rivaled Kakashi in their air of punctuality. But, they had a war to stop and they had kids to say their goodbyes to, so she thought that she should cut them some slack.
"You don't have to be like that, Baa-chan! I blame TenTen and Kenisha; they woke me up at 9 am with water and made me relive an embarrassing memory."
"And what memory was that," asked Tsunade inquisitively.
"The one when I was naked at the bar and gave Hinata-tenshi a hug."
"Wasn't that when Hinata passed out for three days straight?"
"Yeah, but I didn't realize why until Kakashi-sensei showed me a picture he took." While they were talking about the embarrassing memory, Hinata turned redder than the setting sun.
"Tsunade-sama, shouldn't we be focusing on the mission?" Neji cut in once he noticed his cousin's example of a traffic light.
At that moment, a kunai flew thrugh the window and nearly hit Neji in the face. Soon following it were two 4 year olds in hooded black cloaks that looked bad ass.
"SIN AND NATSUMA UCHIHA ARE HERE TO SAY-Please don't leave us here all alone!! We're gonna miss you guys!! DON'T LEAVE!!" Two other black-cloaked figures jumped through the window and landed in front of the two children. The kids lowered their hoods and looked up. The girl named Sin had flaming red hair, green Kimochi jutsu eyes, and two fang like marks on her cheeks. The boy named Natsuma had black hair, red Sharingan eyes, and two burn like marks on his cheeks. Both were wide eyed. "Oh shit--" they both began, but were cut off.
"WHAT HAVE WE TOLD YOU ABOUT BURSTING INTO YOUR BAA-CHAN'S OFFICE WHILE SHES IN THE MIDDLE OF A MEETING?!!"
"You said not to do it or else you'll tie us to a tree and let Auntie Tennie play target practice on our asses," Sin said a matter-of-factly, but was shaking like a leaf.
"AND WHAT HAVE WE TOLD YOU ABOUT LEAVING THE ACADEMY BEFORE SCHOOL IS OVER?!"
"That our education is important so we don't end up like all of the people in the Kimochi Massacre who didn't know how to throw a kunai or cast the Substitution jutsu and got their asses kicked," Natsuma said softly, avoiding the cloaked figures' eyes.
"AND WHAT HAVE WE TOLD YOU ABOUT SAYING THOSE BAD WORDS?!!!"
"That they're not words that we need to be saying until we're Auntie Nisha's age or at least until we hit puberty," the twins chorused, loking more frightened then two rabbits in the same room as a lion.
The two cloaked figures lowered their hoods to reveal Emily and Sasuke. "It's good that you know those things, because you're going to need to remember them while we're on this mission, okay," Sasuke said to his son, ruffling the boy's hair. Natsuma's eyes watered and he hugged his father.
"YOU CAN'T LEAVE ME, DADDY!!!" Sasuke hugged Natsuma back then turned to his daughter. Sin was looking out the broken window, tears running silently down her face. Emily mouthed "I'lll deal with this one" and kneeled next to her daughter.
"Sin...Sin, look at me," Emily put a hand on her daughter's shoulder and then pulled her swiftly into a hug. "Sin, you've got to be strong for Natsuma, you know how much of a baby he is. You can't be crying when you know that we're not going to die." Sin didn't say anything.
"Come on Sin, say something." She didn't, she just looked at her mother, then at her father, and then at her brother. Each a full, sad stare.
"Mommy, you're fighting that person who killed everyone, aren't you? And Auntie Hermione and Uncle Itachi, right?" Emily nodded.
"THEN HOW THE HELL CAN I STAY STRONG WHEN YOU'RE GONNA BE FIGHTING THE ONES WHO KEEP KILLING EVERYBODY?!!" Sin broke down and ran out the window.
"SIN, YOU GET BACK HERE," Emily called, then sighed. "She acts like I did," she said before jumping out the window.
"Mommy..." Natsuma looked at the place where hsi mother was and began to cry again.
"Its okay, Natsuma, Mommy and me are going to be back before you know it. Now lets get you to Auntie Sakura and Auntie Ino," Sasuke said to Natsuma adn jumped out teh window with the bawling 4 year old.
"Holy shit, what the hell was that?"
"THOSE KIDS LOOKED BAD ASS!!"
"You think? They are Emily's kids, Naruto..."
"THAT KUNAI WAS AIMED AT MY FACE!!"
"Ah, shut up, Neji-koishi."
"ARE WE QUITE FINISHED?!!" The group was appalled. Kenisha was actually being mature for once. "WE ARE ABOUT TO GO ON A LIFE-THREATENING MISSION, I HAVEN'T HAD MY FIRST TIME, AND YOU ALL ARE ACTING LIKE PRE-TEENS!! GET WITH THE FUCKIN' PROGRAM!!"
"Thank you for blowing my brains out, Ke-chan," Katie said, rubbing her ears.
"The mission, please, Baa-chan," Lee said, finally speaking.
"Oh yeah, good luck and don't die. BYE!!" Tsunade got up and pushed Naruto and company out of her office.
"Someone's menopausal," said Kenisha in remorse. "I HEARD THAT, KID!!"
"Let's get out of here," yelled Naruto in fear. They all ran to the northern gates of Konoha, where Emily and Sasuke were waiting for them.
"What the hell took you guys so long?"
"We, unlike you, don't have problems with our children," TenTen said, looking irritated.
"You wish you had kids--"
"We might as well start this mission since we are here," Lee interrupted, dusting off his shoulder.
"HELLS YA!!!" Emily, Kenisha, Hinata, and TenTen ran out of the village, eager to end the war that was causing them so much pain.
Me: A litle bit of a longer chapter, and we found out that your kids are crybabies, Emily!!
Emily: DON'T START WITH THEM, AND YOU WISH YOU HAD KIDS!!
Me, TenTen, Hinata: Actually, we don't...
Me: Okay, maybe me...
Emily: Katie-nee-chan, how about you?
Katie: -on mission and not int he bold text-
Emily: NEE-CHAN, GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE!!
Everyone: Please Review!!