I apologize for the lack of updates. Rejoice though, for the speech season is almost over for me, HUZZAH!

In this chapter be prepared for SPOILERS and cross-referencing to other anime.

Before Kishimoto could leave the village, however, the most powerful and intimidating character he had ever imagined stopped him in his tracks.

"You there," the person said, "help me fix this mess, my organization isn't going to run with every one of my members trying to rape each other."

Kishimoto couldn't identify the person, as the sun was in his face and kept him from seeing who it was.

"I'm sorry, the sun is in my face, who are you?" he questioned.

The person sighed then punched him in the face, knocking Kishimoto out cold. Bending over he picked up the unconscious body and threw it over his shoulder, then walked out of the village.

"Hey, you, oh great creator person or whatever, wake up."

"huh…wuh?"

"Wake UP! Jeez I didn't hit you that hard."

Kishimoto sat up and forced his eyes to focus. As he examined his surroundings he saw that he was in a dark and gloomy cave. It had tons of stalactites and stalagmites protruding out of the floors and walls and there was a slight humidity in the air.

"Hey, you, stop staring at the cave and look over here."

Kishimoto jumped slightly at the sound of the other's voice then looked over to see whom it was. He jumped again, for the voice belonged to Uchiha Madara, only he looked a bit…off. His hair was in a high ponytail and tied in a bright pink bow. Makeup covered his face, and a lovely pink Tutu outfit with angel wings covered his body. Kishimoto gasped and in shock whispered, "You too?" Madara sighed and put his face in his hands, the humiliation showed on his face.

"Yes, It happened as I left Konoha, my clothes were replaced with…THIS monster of an outfit." He paused then added mumbling, "It won't come off either."

Kishimoto shuddered and looked away, he figured all of this chaos was happening because of his coming, and was ashamed.

"So," Madara said, "I need you to help me fix up this mess, seeing as you started it." Before Kishimoto could reply though, Madara interrupted. "No, no, that's not right, you helped start it, I was the one who originally started it."

"What?"

Madara sighed again and began to explain.

"Okay, I had been studying some ancient scrolls I had found in a ruin hidden deep within a forest. A couple of weeks ago, I came upon a clue that led to my discovery of your universe. After more research I discovered that you were the mastermind behind our existence, and I wanted to use that power to make this universe mine." Madara paused, then continued with an exaggerated slowness. "After days without sleep and endless studying I finally came upon a way to summon you here, all that I needed was a special ring called the gatekeeper clown and this universe would merge with yours. It took me another week to track down the owner and bargain him to give me the ring in exchange of dispelling the curse on him, but that's another story." Madara stopped and repositioned himself, then after messing with his tutu he went on. "Luckily for me I could specify to the thing who I wanted-"

"Wait," Kishimoto interrupted. "If it's a ring then how can you-"

Madara cut him off with an icy glare then continued. "Anyway I specified who I wanted and you came, but the damn thing broke and the pieces did some weird glowy thing. Anyway a day or so after you came something weird happened."

Kishimoto was now leaning forward and listening intently, eyes wide in awe.

"Two random kids just popped out of my body like I was a starfish or somethin'!" He shouted, suddenly frustrated.

"One of em' was the alias I was going by, Tobi, and the other was some weirdo who called himself 'Obito' or something stupid like that. My Alias started ranting about his sempai and the Obito kid just kind of…stood there. Anyway, after that I went looking for you and then…started seeing things that an asexual man like me should never have to see in his lifetime." They both shuttered at the same time. "So after many traumatic experiences I finally found you, and now, you have to go back to where you came from and I'll clean up the leftover pollutants."

"Pollutants?" Kishimoto was beginning to understand, but there was still a bit he just didn't get.

"Yes, pollutants. Things that your crazed…'fans' I guess you'd call them thought of. I guess when you came in their crap came in with you and messed with everything."

Kishimoto nodded, and was slightly reminded of global warming.

Suddenly, Madara's attire changed from a tutu to a retro 'Greece' outfit and he suddenly had a comb in hand.

"Ohhh…. DAMN IT! Not again! What the hell is this!?" Madara began to rant and rave while Kishimoto digested this new information. When Kishimoto couldn't come up with a solution he interrupted Madara's rant saying, "So…how can I get sent back?" Madara stopped ranting and glanced at Kishimoto over his shoulder, looking slightly sadistic.

"I'm glad you asked."

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