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"Alright Sasuke! Time for roll call!"
Sasuke grumbled. It was bad enough he had to listen to Naruto for the whole voyage, but he was also in charge of babysitting (what looked like) a bunch of raggedy sailors. If Sasuke didn't know better, he would've assumed they were pirates. He took the slip of paper from Naruto's hands, and with a sigh, started roll call.
"Luke fon Fabre."
"Here!"
"Edward Elric."
"Here."
"Sora... Hey Naruto, can you read his last name? It looks smudged..."
Naruto leaned over Sasuke's shoulder. "Hmm..."
Sasuke looked back at Naruto, annoyed. "Naruto, I don't think you can see anything if you have your eyes closed like that..."
Naruto looked back at Sasuke, equally annoyed. "How do you think I can't see with my eyes closed? I did it all the time when I was twelve…"
Sasuke decided to let the matter drop. After all, there was only one Sora on the whole ship...
He then got back to roll call.
"Light Yagami."
"Yes sir!"
"Laharl... Why the hell don't you people have last names? Ahh... just forget it."
"When you're done complaining, just check off my name off, please." Laharl commanded in his usual tone.
"Etna."
"Here!"
"Flonne."
"Wha? Did someone say something about love? The Power of Love owns all!"
Both Sasuke and Naruto blinked. After clearing his throat, Sasuke again resumed roll call.
"Ansem."
"DARKNESS WILL RU—"
"Naraku."
Ansem went and did a Tamaki Rejection position, and many of the other pi— "sailors" looked at him strangely. Tamaki yelled, "That position is copyrighted! You owe me twenty bucks!"
"Present."
Sasuke frowned. Naruto, wondering why, asked, "Hey Sasuke, what—"
Sasuke gave Naruto a death glare, and through gritted teeth, he stated, "I. Will. Not. Say. That. Name. It's too stupid."
Naruto jumped slightly, then read what the name was. "Misa-Misa?"
An annoying blond girl enthusiastically replied, "Present for you! The ever-awesome sensation that is Misa Amane is here!"
Sasuke gave the annoying girl a death glare, but figured she couldn't see him. Naruto couldn't help but comment. "Wow, she's like a female Pervy Sage... not like his perviness, but her announcing herself like that…"
Sasuke rolled his eyes. He then resumed the role call yet again...
"Tobi."
"Here! Oh, and Deidara-senpai is here too!" Tobi exclaimed, pointing to the blond guy who looked miserable next to him.
Without Naruto looking, Sasuke mouthed to Deidara 'I feel your pain.'
"Zetsu."
Zetsu burped.
"Gross... Gaara of the Sand."
"Here."
"Creed Diskenth."
"I wanna see Train..."
"Oookay, Orochimaru."
"I'm right here, Sasuke-kun..."
Sasuke gave a visible flinch, and a look of complete disgust crossed his face. He then, once again, resumed roll call.
"Envy."
"Aye!"
"Pride."
"Right here."
"Sloth."
"Zzzzz..."
"Yeah... you're here... Gluttony."
"I WANNA EAT!!!"
"Wrath."
"Here."
"Greed."
"WHERE'S THE MONEY!?!"
"Lust."
"Aye."
Both Naruto's and Sasuke's jaws dropped. They would have fallen off too, but they were unfortunately incapable of that at the moment. With a look of controlled annoyance on his face, Naruto muttered to Sasuke. "Sasuke, I'd like to see those responsible for this voyage in my office, please." Naruto stressed the please with (what seemed to be) annoyance and anger.
He's bugged, and now he's either going to take it out on me... or someone else... I feel bad for that someone else...
Luke, Ed, Sora, Yoh, Jade, and Zelos were all standing in the captain's quarters, Naruto facing the window opposite to them and Sasuke facing the guests, with a look that was (he thought) sure to keep them in place. Everyone did not even dare to breathe, let alone move. After what felt like an eternity, Naruto finally asked his impending question, which was more like demanding than asking. "Okay then, now the one thing I want answered is—" Naruto turned to face those whom he though responsible, with red eyes that highly resembled that of a fox, "WHO IN THE NAME OF THE FOURTH HOKAGE YONDAIME HIRED THIS CREW!!!"