Math class chronicals

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Author's note: Hi suggested I do this, I just added a little Sushi twist to it!
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Harry, Hermione, and Ron are standing in the common roon, staring at the fire.

Ron: Pretty fire.

Harry: Hey Hermione, I dare you to put this on (holds up a skimpy red leather dress) and go try to get Draco to come in here.

Hermione: No, I refuse!

Harry: Come on, take a walk on the wild side for once.

Hermione (thinks for a minute) Okay, but just this once (takes the dress and goes up to the Girls dormitory)

Twenty minutes later. . .

Hermione walks back down into the common room, dressed in the dress, her hair slicked down, and her face maked-upped.

Hermione: What do you think guys?

Harry and Ron: O_O

Hermione: Okay. . . I'm going to go get Draco now (walks out of the common room)

Harry and Ron (staring after Hermione): O_O

In the Hallway. . .

Draco is leaning against the wall by himself, looking very gothic

Hermione (sexy-like): Hello Draco (saunters over to him)

Draco: What do you want Mudblood?

Hermione (stopping very close to him): To come in the Gryffandor common room with me.

Draco: No!

Hermione (pouting): Why not?

Draco: Because you're a Gryffandor Mudblood and I'm a Slytherin Pureblood. It wouldn't look right.

Hermione: Who cares what they think? (puts her face really close to Draco's)

Draco: I do.

Hermione: Well, I don't (kisses Draco)

Draco: ACK! A MUDBLOOD KISSED ME! (runs off gagging and spitting)

Hermione: (shrugs and walks back to the Gryffandor common room)

Harry: I take it he declined your offer.

Hermione: Yeah, he did.

Harry: Oh well, you can go change out of that dress now, if you want.

Hermione: Actually, I like this dress, I'm going to wear it more often.

Another short one I know, but I hope it was funny! I'm going to do a teacher next. Suggestions are welcome on which one I should do!