I'm losing my glow by the chapter. I swear I'm not trying to be modest but I know I'm not the best writer around here. So it warms my heart that some of you stick around long enough. I'm really thankful for that. I think I still have the willpower in me to continue with this story. Well here is my third Boyfriend pet chapter. Oh yeah, and I don't own Dramatical Murder. In case you didn't already know that.

The Clear Pet

Do you have allergies? Do your allergies prevent you from enjoying the life of owning the majority of pets out there in the world? Are you afraid that your allergies might prevent you from owning even a Dmmd pet? Are you tired of being asked questions about your allergies? Well there's no need to ever be forced to answers those questions ever again! Well unless you want to become a doctor or if you're going on a plane. Or, if you're going to eat at a restaurant. Or— nevermind. The Clear pet is an artificial pet for those who have allergies. The Clear pet is capable of behaving like any other real Dmmd pet!

Taking your Clear pet Home

The Clear pet is very adaptive to its environment; no special preparations are necessary for your Clear pet. Any furnishing will happen later in the Clear pet's life when it develops various likings.

Playing with your Clear pet

A young Clear pet requires a lot of attention and long play sessions. The Clear pet enjoys colorful aquatic-themed toys, especially the jellyfish. Purchasing a lot of plush jellyfishes would be nice for your Clear pet while it's indoors. Be careful when taking a young Clear pet outside without a Dmmd pet leash because the Clear pet tends to run off. When a Clear pet runs off, it's nearly impossible to find it. Fortunately, a Clear pet learns to stay put as it gets older. It's especially important to keep an eye on your Clear pet when visting an Aquarium. There have been numerous incidents where a Clear pet has fallen into the tank where jellyfishes are kept. To keep itself occupied, the Clear pet will do a lot of singing. True, it's charming for many owners but it can eventually be irritating for those who are easily annoyed. Press the button on your Clear pet's back that says STOP FUCKING SINGING and the Clear pet will not sing until you press the button again. If the Clear pet does not stop singing after you've pressed the button, you may be able to settle in Bad End and return your Clear pet.

Food

The Clear pet does not need any pet food; however, the Clear pet will consume food anyways. The Clear pet eats for the sake of behaving like a Dmmd pet though it won't get any nutrition out of it. To feed your Clear pet, you must buy specific oil. The Dmmd pet Oil can be found in all Nitro+chiRAL stores and can be used to feed new advanced Allmates as well. The Clear pet knows the amount of Dmmd pet Oil it needs so don't worry about over-feeding it.

Grooming

The Clear pet is the easiest pet to groom, mainly because no grooming is actually involved. All you have to do is take your computer screen cleaner and just spray your Clear pet down. Make sure that you don't spray too much because the liquid might cause a spark and you might have to buy a new Clear pet.

Interaction with Other pets

Built to behave like a Boyfriend pet, the Clear pet has an attraction towards the Aoba pet. The Clear pet is a very social pet; it usually gets along with most pets.

Maturing: Existential Crisis Alert

All the fun and carefree joys from owning a Clear pet comes to a pause when it begins to mature. The young Clear pet is completely unaware that it's an artificial pet. Realizing that it's not a real Dmmd pet will be extremely hard for the Clear pet. The maturing Clear pet will wear a gas mask; it's another one of those weird cult things Dmmd pets do. As an owner, watching your Clear pet fall into depression can be as heartbreaking as a shaved Koujaku pet or a flat-assed Aoba pet. Don't worry, the Clear pet will eventually come into acceptance and everything will be back to normal. Think of it as having a child go through their teenage years. When it's time for the Clear pet to do the do with the Aoba pet, it will take its mask off. Do not let the Clear pet's sweet and innocent character fool you. Bringing an Aoba pet in your Clear pet's life can result in, how you say, sleepless nights. Of course problems dealing with the "artificial vs. real" pet will come back when it's time to breed your Clear pet to an Aoba pet. The Clear pet may feel sad that they can't actually procreate like the other Boyfriend pets. While everyone is asleep, quickly sneak into the Nitro+chiRAL store and purchase a baby Aoba pet and a baby Clear pet. Once you got them, quietly place them in your Clear pet's room before it wakes up.

Reboot: Bootleg Doctors

It's extremely important to know a robotic engineer or Dmmd pet doctor you can trust. Don't just give your damaged Clear pet to just any half-assed technician. If someone working on repairing your Clear pet makes a mistake, shit will go wrong. It can range from mere language settings changing or simply blowing the fuck up. The most common situation that happens during a fluke is the Clear pet's personality changing. The Clear pet's new personality is pretty much what you would expect from a robot. The "Robots can't cry,laugh, or love" stereotype is almost true. You can say the new Clear pet is just an albino miniature Terminator. Please do not give your Clear pet an Aoba pet once it's in Terminator mode. You can guesss why. Perhaps a Shiroba pet owner will be willing to lend their Shiroba pet to you, just perhaps. The "True Robo" Clear pet can still live a full life if you insist on keeping it. If you don't want to take care of your Clear pet the process in putting it down is simple.

You must:

1. Shut the Clear pet down .

2. That's it. Nothing crazy this time. Just get a new Clear pet.

Alpha
The Clear pet doesn't have an allmate; however, we do have a thing called an Alpha. Think of the Alpha as the Clear's younger brother. It's not a Dmmd pet, nor, is it an allmate. When it comes to keeping the Clear pet company, it's completely useless and you should not purchase it. We don't even know why we produce these little bastards.

Conclusion

To sum it all up, the Clear pet is a low maintenance pet with a hyperactive spirit. The Clear pet is perfect for those who want a pet that can be Happy-Go-Lucky 24/7, with the exception for the Angsty puberty period of course. Next up on DmmdPets101 we'll be looking into the life of the Last of The Mohicans Pet.

I deeply apologize if this wasn't as good as the others. I was brainstorming the crap out of all the other pets but I couldn't think of any for this one. Again, thanks to all who have been reading this story and enjoying it. Ratings may or may not go up due to the content.