A/N Well I am at uni and it's amazing! And I figured out how to make my internet work so here I am, updating for your reading pleasure!

General Hammond turned away from the Stargate and looked back at the table. Jack was playing with his fingers, Teal'c was watching him politely, and Sam and Daniel were staring resolutely at the table. He sighed again.

"Get yourselves down to the infirmary and checked out. Tell Dr Frasier I want blood works from all of you - you as well Teal'c, and I want you all on base tonight. We'll have a proper debriefing tomorrow, when you've all had some rest. Dismissed."

He watched them walk sheepishly out of the briefing room and returned to his chair, wondering at the turn of events. It would be a lot of paperwork, but he was damned if he was doing any of it. It would be a good punishment for Colonel O'Neill.

Janet sat impatiently in the infirmary, awaiting the arrival of SG1. The rumours had already reached Level 21 regarding the nature of their return, and Janet wanted the facts confirming by Sam. She leapt up as she heard footsteps approaching down the corridor and made herself busy.

Casually looking up as they entered the room, Janet was surprised to see them looking very worse for wear. Clearly General Hammond had not been kind on them.

"General Hammond has requested that you do a full blood work on all of us." Teal'c informed her.

"Teal'c!" Cried Jack, knocking his friend on the arm.

"Thank you Teal'c. If you'd all sit on the beds, the nurses will come and see you in a minute. Sam, if I could just see you in my office for a minute."

Daniel looked up at Sam, who shrugged and followed the petite brunette into her office.

"So." Janet shut the door and turned eagerly to Sam. "Is it true? Sam honey, you're looking a bit rough, are you ok?"

"I'm fine Janet. Is what true?" Sam asked wearily, not at all surprised that rumours had already started. In fact she was sure one or two people had looked at them strangely as they had trooped up to the Infirmary.

"Well, I heard that you all got drugged and Teal'c tried to stop you and Daniel tried to kill him. And you and Jack got married."

Sam smiled. "Well. The basic idea is there."

Janet gasped. "Daniel tried to kill Teal'c?"

Sam chortled. "No. Not that bit. We got drunk and Daniel and I got married, and Jack locked Teal'c in a cupboard to stop him from ruining the wedding."

"You and Daniel!" Janet was so surprised she didn't even bother to lower her voice, and out in the infirmary Jack turned to Daniel.

"Guess the rumours beat us here."

Daniel nodded miserably.

"Of course, neither Daniel or I have any memory of any of this, Jack can only remember those two details, and we all woke up with killer headaches. Not to mention we had to walk what turned into a 4 hour trek back to the gate to get home." Sam sat down wearily on Janet's desk, wanting nothing more than to go to sleep and forget all about the mission.

Janet looked at her friend sympathetically, and pulled her to her feet. "Come on, I'll be really quick, then you can go and sleep. We can discuss it all tomorrow over coffee."

"Great. I look forward to it." Sam said sarcastically. Janet opened her office door and led Sam out into the infirmary. The men looked up from where they were sitting on the infirmary beds.

"All caught up on the gossip Doc?" Jack asked cheekily.

"I'd be careful Colonel. The General has asked for full blood works and it doesn't really matter what size needle I use."

Jack informed Janet of everything he had already told General Hammond as the nurses ran through their post mission checks and took blood samples.

"And you two have had no flash backs?" She said turning to Sam and Daniel.

"Only of what we did to Teal'c." Daniel remarked.

"Wow. Must have been powerful stuff. Wish I had a sample of it."

Jack shook his head. "No way. No way are we going back to that planet. I might end up marrying T! No offence T." He added.

Janet smiled as Teal'c replied. "There is none taken, O'Neill."

"Ok. You're all free to go. I'm sure I don't have to say to you all that you're banned from driving tonight as your reactions definitely indicate that you're still under the influence."

"Doesn't matter, Doc." Jack said as he stood up. "The General's banned us from leaving the base anyway. Pending court martials or whatever he deems a suitable punishment."

Janet smiled and shook her head. "I'm sure he won't court martial you Colonel. Go and get some sleep, all of you. And Sam, pop in here tomorrow when you're free."

She watched the four of them leave her infirmary, and went back to her office. Well, that was a turn of events. Sam and Daniel. Who'd of thought it? There was something different about the balance in the group as well. Her musings on what it was were interrupted when Siler knocked on her door, wielding a bleeding arm.
"Ahh, I wondered whether I would be seeing you in here today, Sergeant."

Freshly showered, fed and watered, Sam climbed wearily into the cot in her private quarters switching off the light as she did so. The clock next to her glowed 16:01 but hey, she must have been up at least half the night. She couldn't remember the last time she had gone to bed this early. One advantage of working underground was the proper darkness that it produced when you switched off all the lights. Her mind attempted to process the day but she pushed it to the back of her mind and rolled over, determined to sleep. One thought came to her as she drifted off; last night she had slept next to Daniel.

A couple of doors down, in his private quarters, Daniel was also climbing into bed after showering and eating. He did take the time to process the day's events though, and strained his head to remember any details from the mission. Getting an annulment was going to be a right pain, he thought to himself. Suddenly a thought struck him. It was his fault the marriage was legal in the first place – his own married to Sha're had ensured that offworld marriages were lawful. He didn't see why they couldn't just pretend it had never happened. It wasn't like there was any paperwork or anything. And no one had any memories to prove it happened. I might point this out in the briefing tomorrow.