Okay welcome one and all to the very first chapter of Total Drama Remake! Season One. Just for the sake of moving along with the story, we'll start off from Izzy's..erm...dramatic enterance :) (PS: Dialogue might not be strictly the same, okay?)
Enjoy!
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The twenty-one campers looked horrified as a psychotic red-headed girl smashed her chin against the dock. Several let out snickers; others, like the responsible Courtney, were at her side instantly. "Oh my, are you okay?" the brunette prep asked, her eyes wide with concern.
The wild girl, Izzy, let out moan. "That...felt...SO GOOD!" The others were taken aback by the girl's sudden somer-sault, in which she landed on her feet with ease. "I wanna do that again! Well, except for the smashing my chin on the dock part."
"Weird..." a brunette girl with midnight blue streaks in her hair shook her head. "This place is way to weird..."
Those surrounding her were inclined to agree as the green-clad red-head scratched the back of her neck with her foot, finishing up with a long howl. A raven-haired Asian girl with calculating features sneered. "I'm surrounded by freaks," she mumbled. "If it weren't for the money, I would so be out of here."
Chris Maclean chuckled. "But luckily, your greedy little soul is still in control. Now, let's all give a warm welcome too...Judith!"
As the boat stopped at the dock, a thin girl with bright green hair and blue eyes skated off of it, grinding the rails before performing a perfect 360 flip in the air. All of the boys and several of the girls marveled at the sight, while others scoffed. "Oh wow, that was so cool. Not." Heather spat, annoyed by the entrance. "And what's up with your hair? Are you trying to get cows to graze on you?"
Judith looked at her, flipped her the birdie, and looked at Chris with a grin. "Nice to be here...but A) Only my Mom calls me Judith, and B) Where's the resort?"
The sadistic host gave her smug look and pointed to the rotting cabins that were Camp Wawanakwa. "Welcome to paradise," he joked, enjoying the shocked expression plastered on the tomboy's face. "You like?"
The camo-wearing girl broke out a grin. "Looks fun!" she said as she walked over to join the other campers. She stood next to tech-geek Cody, who was standing next to Goth-girl Gwen, who was standing next to guitar-playing Trent. As they stood next to each other, they all let out a sigh. The dark-haired host rubbed his hands in delight. Oh the ratings are gonna shoot sky high!, he thought with a grin.
"Um, excuse me...?"
Everyone looked at a boy with black hair with red streak covering his left eye. His black attire and skinny jeans screamed out "emo", but his face was as sunny as the brightest day. "Hey guys!" he chirped walking towards the group before him. He smiled at each and everyone one of them, though he blushed a bit as he greeted the girls. He looked around and frowned. "Um, where am I?" he asked. Chris grinned. "Welcome to Camp Wawankwa, Dosko!"
Dosko scratched the back of his neck in confusion. "Well, it looks kinda...different from the brochure." He bit his lip and grinned. "Oh well, it'll be fun!" he said and skipped over to the end of the dock.
The TV host shrugged as the boat dropped off another contestant. "Okay, everyone, give it up for Emma 'The Strange'!"
A short girl with cropped black hair and pitless black eyes stepped on the dock carefully. Her lolita dress blew in the wind a bit, making her an eerie sight. "Hello." she said quietly.
Chris felt the blood drain from his face as he squeaked, "Um, hello Emma....how are you?"
She only blinked, and brought up a monstrosity of a doll into Chris' face. "Say hello to Booboo as well. He doesn't like it when people ignore him," she stated.
Chris backed up and his eyes widened at the sight. The doll wasn't normal, it had a possesed aura surrounding it. One of its eyes was hanging by a mere thread, its dirty red hair covering its face. But the eyes, oh the eyes, it bore into his very soul. "Okaaaaaay..." he muttered pushing the creepy girl towards the end of the dock. "Don't get near me. Ever. Okay?"
He shrunk back as Emma threw him a haunting gaze. She walked towards the end of the line, stopping next to Dosko. He looked at her and grinned. "Hey, how are you?" he asked cheerfully. She looked taken aback. "Um...fine. This is Booboo."
He looked at the forboding doll and smiled. "Hi BooBoo." he greeted the doll, even though its gaze sent chills up his spine. Emma gave him the slightest of smiles and looked away.
Chris rolled his eyes. "Enough with the mushy stuff! Let's give it up for Long!"
A tall Asian/African American boy with a huge sweatshirt with the yin-yang symbol on the back walked onto the dock, a solemn atmosphere surrounding him. He walked past the host and stood on the edge of the line without a word. The host raised an eyebrow. "Um, aren't you gonna say something? Complain? Whine? Be weird?"
Long raised an eyebrow and rolled his eyes. "Something." he said sarcastically. Just then a small, swift animal jumped out of its hiding place and ran over to the contestants. It sniffed each and every one of them, providing shrieks and odd looks. Finally, it stopped in front a skateboard, sniffing at it curiously. Slowly it lifted its head and stared intently at the owner. Jude raised an eyebrow. "You hide a fox in that big sweatshirt of yours?" she asked the loner. Long looked at the fox and then back at the skater. He silently nodded before quietly calling the mammal back to him.
Jude shrugged before going back to talking with Cody, who threw glances at Gwen every now and then. Chris rolled his eyes before the cheesy grin returned to his face. "And here comes Chef's personal favorite, BOMBY!"
The boat stopped and briskly sped away. Yet, no one had stepped out of the boat. Confused, the sadistic man peered over the dock, only to be sprayed with salt water. Shocked and terrified for his hair, he took a step back, only to see a green haired boy dressed in camo garb riding on a speed boat, laughing wildly while throwing explosions over his shoulder. Tailing him closely was Chef, who for some reason was carrying a paint ball gun and shooting at the boy he was chasing. They disappeared over the sunset, and something in Chris' mind told him that they wouldn't be seeing them for a while.
"Er...that was Bomby. And my assistant Chef. I was wondering where he was..." Chris shook away the shock before grinning. "Anyways, while we wait for the two to come back, meet, Natasha!"
A brunette girl with a long braid bounced off of the boat, smiling happily. "Hi! How are you! Oh, it's a summer camp? Nice! I'm Natasha! Who are you? Cool I like your hair! Aw, what a cute fox! And..." She suddenly stopped, staring at the haunting doll that was Booboo. "Okaay...anyways, it's nice being here!" she said while slowly backing away from the doll. She stood next to the hunky male model that was Justin. "Well, hello there..." she purred dreamily. The blue-eyed boy gave her a quick grin before shifting his gaze to something, or rather, someone else. Natasha, pouted before settling next to a pair of girls who were dressed exactly the same. "Hi!" she chirped. They looked back at her and smiled.
"Hi! I'm Katie!" the taller, darker one said.
"I'm Sadie!" the shorter, chubbier one added. "And we're best friends!"
Natasha giggled, and the delved into a hyped up conversation. Chris rolled his eyes, and gave out a grin. "Anyways, let's give a large applause to...Fiorella!"
A girl with long brown and long willowy white coat stepped off the boat, looking extremely calm and peaceful. "What's up?" she asked breezily, her green eyes lazily flickering from one camper to the other. She walked over to the hoard of campers, looking for a place to stand before she finally settled inbetween a muscular girl and large dark boy. "Hey," she greeted them, giving them a serene smile. Eva looked away with a huff, while DJ smiled back at her.
"Hey, I'm DJ and..." he looked at her with concern. "Um, are you okay?" he asked worriedly. She looked back at him lazily and snorted out a chuckle. "Naw, I'm just stoned, that's all...look...a bird..."
DJ laughed nervously while she collapsed into his arms giggling and snorting at every little thing. Chris snickered before looking back at the campers. "Now, our last camper, give a warm welcome to-"
"OMG SADIE LOOK OUT!" Katie shrieked. Behind the shorter BFF was a tall masked man wearing a mechanics suit. He held his knife poised and was about to strike Sadie down when a coconut fell out of nowhere, knocking his knife out of his hand and knocking out all urges to kill. He looked around confusedly before his eyes settled on Katie. He tilted his head before handing her a rose, though it was covered with blood from him clenching the thorns tightly. Katie let out a nervous laugh, before she fainted into Sadie's arms.
Chris beamed at them before patting the masked young man on the back. "Ladies, it seems that you have already met the show's final contestant, Michael."
Color drained away from Tyler's face. "You mean...the dude who was all like, psycho and killed his family?"
"Yup, that's him!" Chris chirped. "But don't worry, coconuts on the head are his weakness."
The twenty-eight campers stared at the host with horrified expressions. Well except for Fiorella because she was too stoned to know what was going on, and Katie, since she was passed out on the floor. Suddenly, a loud cackle was heard from a distance, breaking the awkward silence immediately. There was Bomby, still riding the motor boat like a maniac. Chef was right behind him, though now instead of a paintball gun he had a rather intimadating looking water gun. The two were so absorbed in the chase that Bomby failed to look in front of him, causing him to crash into the dock and go flying in the air. He landed face first on the dock, not moving at all. Natasha hesitantly walked over to him and poked him with a stick.
The green-haired boy suddenly jumped up and tackled the hyperactive girl. "Hi!" he chirped. Natasha let out a shrill scream before diving for cover behind Trent. "It's happening! It's all happening! Just like in Dawn of the Dead!" she shrieked.
Bomby raised an eyebrow before looking over to the tall masked man that was hovering over a freaked out Sadie and a passed out Katie. "So...I'm competing against a serial killer?" he asked hesitantly.
Chef gave him a devilish smirk. "Oh yes, Bomby, oh yes..."
"SWEET!" he declared before running over next to a certain redhead. They grinned maliciously to each other before going into a very detailed discussion about explosions and escaping asylums and/or boot camps. Owen looked at them before letting his stomach growl. "Um Chris, is lunch soon?" he asked, chuckling a bit.
Chris smirked before waving the comment off. "Yeah, yeah, but first we need a group photo, you know for the promos?" The contestants looked at each other and shrugged. Katie stirred and sat up, looking around. "Oh...what happened..?" she asked, rubbing her temples in agony. Natasha smiled at her. "Oh nothing you just got hit on by a psycho killing machine that's all!"
Sadie gave her a look before helping Katie up. "Don't worry, I'll make sure that he doesn't try anything okay?"
Katie grinned. "Aw, that's so sweet! I'm so glad we're BFFs!"
Sadie gasped and hugged her. "Oh, me too!"
"EEEEEH!"
The resident bookworm, Noah, rolled his eyes and covered his ears. "Oh goody, the Wonder Twins activated," he muttered. Sadie giggled and winked at him. The tanned boy felt himself turn three shades of red before looking away. Crud...
Finally the campers posed before the camera, giving their biggest grins. Chris smirked and got ready to shoot. "Okay guys, one....two...oh crap, I forgot the lens cap!"
Everyone rolled their eyes while waiting for the host to screw off the cap. "Okay guys, say Wawankwa in one....two....oh come on! Long, Emma, Eva, SMILE!"
"No."
"No.
"HELL NO."
Chris rolled his eyes before counting again. "Yeesh, fine! Wawankwa in three...two...one!"
"WawanKWAAA!"
The campers felt the dock collapse under their feet, and soon, they were underwater, thrashing to get up to the surface. Chris gave an obnoxious laugh as he took pictures of the wet contestants. "Hehe, thanks guys, it was awesome!"
"I hate that man..." Gwen muttered.
"Same..." Jude agreed.
"..." said Michael. Emma looked over at him and hugged her doll closer. "I agree...friend." she whispered.
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Soon, after they had all dried off, the thirty campers were at a bonfire pit, waiting for Chris' instructions. The sadistic host was snickering at their misfortune before proceeding to walk behind a podium with a grin. "Welcome to Total Drama Island," he chirped, a cheesy grin plastered on his face. "Look around you. You will see the faces of future teammates...of your best friends...of your worst enemies. Each week, you all will compete in a challenge that will need all of your strength, endurance and sanity! But...only one of you will triumph over the rest...and will win....one hundred thousand DOLLAS!"
Duncan smirked and raised his hand. "Yesssss, Duncan?" Chris said, smiling. "Yeah, what are the sleeping arrangements. Because I'd like to request a bunk under her." He proceeded to point to Heather, who was scowling with disgust. "Oh, get bent, loser!" she turned to Chris, an evident frown on her face. "The cabins aren't coed are they?"
Chris chuckled and shook his head. "Nope! Each team will get their own cabin, and the dudes will get one side, and the gals will get another."
Lindsay raised her hand. "Yes Lindsay?" Chris had a feeling that she would ask something pretty stupid. His feeling was right.
"Can I have the cabin with the lakeside view since I'm the prettiest? Noah face palmed and muttered something about being surrounded by idiots. Chris rolled his eyes and shook his head. Uh, no, it doesn't work that way. Anyways, line up, I'm about to put you guys with your future companions!"
"Ugh, I have a feeling that these are going to be the worst twelve weeks of my life," Gwen groaned. Owen grinned and promptly headlocked the goth and Tyler. "Oh come on guys! This'll be awesome! WHOO!"
Tyler sighed before looking at Gwen. "Well, at least you don't have to bunk with those two..."
Gwen followed his gaze and cringed. She saw a familiar mohawked deliquent giving a poor deer a noogie. She then looked over at Michael, who was breathing down a very nervous Katie's neck. Sucks to be her, she thought.
"Okay campers!" Chris chirped, clapping his hands to get attention, "It's tiime to announce the teams! If I call your name, go over to the side..."
"Beth..." a rather nerdy looking girl smiled and walked over to the side.
"Lindsay..." a blonde bombshell with a dazed look pranced over to join Beth. They smiled at each other before waiting to see who would join their team.
"Gwen," the goth girl rolled her eyes and walked over to join her team. Beth and Lindsay gave her a smile, which she returned briefly before returning to her cynical attitude.
"Trent!" the musician strolled over to the side. He gave a wink to Gwen, who promptly blushed and looked away.
"Katie!" the slim BFF muttered a quick 'Thank God!' before running off to join her team, and away from the stalker that was Michael Myers.
"LeShawna!" the bootylicous ghetto girl sauntered up to join the rest of her team. She gave them all a quick high five and stopped next to Gwen.
"Heather," the Asian queen-bee muttered something unintelligable under her breath before stomping over to the team. She and LeShawna exchanged a rather heated glare before looking away.
"Justin...." the male model walked over to the team. The girls sighed as they gazed at him, though he was to busy staring at somebody to notice...
"Noah!" the thin bookworm didn't even look up from his book as he approached the crowd of campers.
"Cody!" the self proclaimed ladies' man strolled over to the side, giving Gwen a wink. The pale girl rolled her eyes and looked away.
"Owen..." The blonde giant gave a loud "WHOO!" as he ran over to the others and enveloped them in a bear hug.
"Michael..." Katie's face paled and she hid behind Trent, who was looking incredulously as Michael stopped right next to him, so close that he could feel his breath on the back of his neck.
"Natasha!" the hyperactive girl skipped over to her team and gave Katie a hug. "Don't worry, I'll protect you!" she announced.
"Jude!" the extreme-sports loving girl skated over to join the others. She stopped next to Cody and gave him a high-five.
"And.....LONG!" the lone wolf quietly walked over to the side and stopped next to Jude. He looked at her for a moment, and then looked to the front, a stoic expression on his face.
"You all are now known as....THE SCREAMING GOPHERS!" Chris bellowed, tossing a flag with a gopher in a battle stance on it. Owen catched it with a huge grin on his face. "WHOO! I'm a Gopher!" he cheered.
Chris chuckled and and looked over at the remaining campers. "And for the rest of you...Eva, Ezekiel, Courtney, Duncan, DJ, Fiorella, Emma, Dosko, Bomby, Izzy, Tyler, Sadie, Geoff, Bridgette and Harold, you will be known as....THE KILLER BASS!"
Duncan caught the flag and snorted. "You kidding me?" he asked, raising an eyebrow. "These are the lamest names I've ever heard!"
Sadie started to hyperventilate as she noticed that she and Katie were not on the same team. "Oh no! Katie's a gopher, that mean's I need to be a gopher too!"
Katie nodded enthusiastically. "Yeah! Well, at least make me switch sides, so I can be with her and away from him" she pointed to a certain masked young man who was sniffing her hair.
"I'll break into hives!"
"OMG that's true!"
The TV host ignored them as he continued to announce the rules.
Confession Can
Chris: In here, you will be able to tell the world what you're really thinking...or just rant we don't really care.
Gwen: So...this sucks...so far...I mean, I'm on the same team with a psycho! *shudders*
Dosko: Oh wow, this is soo cool! HI MOM! *he waves enthusiastically*
Lindsay: *her butt is towards the camera* I don't get it...where's the camera? *she farts, causing some of the flies on her butt to die*
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"This, is the communal. And yes, you are ALL sharing it!" Chris announced with a smirk. Lindsay bit her lip, looking confused. "Um, but I'm not Catholic..." she pointed out.
Emma rolled her eyes while Duncan stifled a snicker. Chris sighed, somehow, he had a feeling that it would be a very long competition. "No, Lindsay, communALS. As in, public showers?"
"Oooh....ew that's gross!" she said with a shudder.
"So...." DJ began, looking very hesitant. "Where do I put her?" He was still holding a high Fiorella, who was now cuddling him like a baby. He was blushing heavily and extremely confused.
Chris snorted at the sight. "Meh, just drop her off at the Killer Bass cabin. I'll meet you guys in the Mess Hall in one hour!"
The group walked over to their cabins and proceeded to unpack their belongings.
Screaming Gopher Girls
"What do you mean, you want that bunk?" I already put my stuff on it!" LeShawna growled, glaring at Heather.
"It's nothing personal, but being on the southside of the cabin gives some really nice therapy for my hair," Heather scoffed looking away. "So, you know, it doesn't look like yours."
"Oh it's ON!" the ghetto girl lunged towards the raven-haired beauty and proceeded to pummel her. Natasha, Katie and Jude all had to peel her off, though Jude was contemplating beating up Heather herself. "Okay you guys!" Gwen shouted, rubbing her temples. "Look, let's all draw straws, and the one with the shortest one has to bunk with Heather."
The queen-bee growled and looked away. She was less than pleased, however, to find out that Gwen was going to be under her. "Great, weird Goth girl is my bunk mate..." she muttered. Gwen shot her a dirty look before lowering her things on her bed. I'll bet that the guys are getting along way better than us... she thought to herself.
Screaming Gopher Boys
Trent, Owen, Noah, Cody and Justin were hestitantly placing their bags on their beds. Trent and Justin had quickly become friends, pairing up so they wouldn't need to sleep anywhere near Michael. Noah and Cody did the same, which left Owen and Long looking at Michael and at the two bunks that were left. Michael had already grabbed a bunk that was near the door, which left many contemplating if he was trying to block their only exit. The lone wolf looked between the two teammates, shrugged, and threw his stuff over Michael.
"Dude, what are you doing?" Cody whispered, his eyes bulging out of their sockets.
Long rolled his eyes. "First of all, give the dude a break. If he's in this competition, I doubt he'll kill anyone." The boys looked over at said camper, who was sharpening his knife. "Also, I'd rather sleep above the psycho then below him." He pointed over to Owen, who had already managed to break the bed in two. "Hehe, my bad," he said sheepishly.
Suddenly, a shrill shriek was heard from the girl's side of the cabin. Looking at each other, all of the boys barged into the room, where the several of the Killer Bass guys had already entered. Lindsay was standing on a chair, screaming for dear life.
"What is it Lindsay?" Cody asked, looking around suspiciously.
"THAAT!" she screamed, pointing at a very harmless looking cockroach. Rolling his eyes, Duncan grabbed his axe and promptly sliced it in half. "There, see it's gone."
Tyler, a bit jealous that he had been beaten to the chase, knelt next to Lindsay. "Well uh, I could do the same thing! Just call me if you see anything else, okay?"
She sniffled and nodded shyly. Duncan rolled his eyes. They always go for the jocks, he thought to himself. He turned around to notice a very pissed off Eva, who was proceeding to break one of her weights in half. He followed her gaze towards Tyler and smirked. "Looks like the fitness gorilla has a little crush.." he teased her. She snapped out of her trance and scowled. "You tell anyone that, and I'll crush you in two!" she growled, throttling him.
Duncan rolled his eyes and nodded. "Yeah, yeah, just put me down woman!"
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After all of the commotion, the campers finally settled down in the Mess Hall. "Listen up maggots!" he growled at them. "I will serve you food three times a day, and you will EAT, three times a day! Got that!?"
"Sir yes sir!" Bomby jeered. He snickered when the large man threw him a glare. "You haven't changed a bit Sergeant," he said with a smirk.
Chef growled. "You just got more annoying, cadet. NOW DROP AND GIVE ME TWENTY!" Automatically, the green haired boy dropped onto the floor and began to perform push-ups. Duncan snickered at this while he sat down. He looked at Katie and DJ who were huddled next to each other. "Something wrong?"
"That Fiorella girl thinks I'm her teddy-bear now..." DJ mumbled.
"And a psycho killing machine is stalking me..." Katie shrieked. Sure enough, Fiorella was cuddling next to the gentle giant with a serene look on her face, while Michael had sat down next to Katie, and held her hand tightly.
Duncan snickered. "Sucks to be you!" he cackled before moving away. Katie sighed and and stood up. "I MISS YOU SADIE!" she cried.
"I MISS YOU TOO KATIE!"
Natasha sat down next to the BFF and patted her back. "Don't worry, you'll make a lot of new friends. Plus, you guys can hang out inbetween challenges!" Katie brightened, then sulked when she felt a heavy thump on her back.
DJ hesitated when he looked at Michael then forced a grin. "Besides, today's our first challenge! How bad can it be?"
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DJ looked down the thousand foot cliff that he and the other twenty-nine campers had just hiked. Only two words escaped from his mouth:
"Oh shit."
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Hey guys! So...what did ya think of my chapter? Like it? Hate it? Please tell me! And yes, the elimination order will be a lot different this time, and minor characters will be given more screen time. But I promise, I'll let each character shine in at least one chapter!
Anyways, thanks for reading!
~Hana~