Soru: Dear God this is like the fourth chapter this week? Do we have lives?

Yamu: Not until next month, then Inu is forcing us to endure Marching Band Camp….Eew

Soru: I just found out that the newest Kingdom Hearts game is coming out five months earlier than I had thought! I now have nine days to raise over two hundred dollars for a new system and game.

Yamu: Soru stop placing your financial struggles on other people! We have a story to write!

Yami and Sora looked around them. They were standing at the edge of the bridge, looking out to make sure the coast was clear. It didn't help when there was no giant, yellow glowing ball of sunlight, to aid them in their search. It's like the weather had given up hope on the dark shadowy city. Sora ran a tongue over his newly discovered fangs.

"So, the coast is clear, you ready to go?"

"Yea, um, Sora could you please stop licking your teeth? You're kind of creeping me out…" Yami looked nervous. Sora had been looking at him in a funny way since he had fallen asleep under the bridge for the second time. It wasn't really uncomfortable, but it made him feel like a suddenly very interesting, super rare, limited edition duel monsters card.

"What are you talking about Yami?" Sora asked with a suddenly serious face. "I was not! Let's hurry up and leave before MORE Heartless start showing up? And stop staring at me like that ok?" Sora looked calm on the outside, but on the inside, he was a nervous wreck! He couldn't get Yami's sleeping face out of his mind! He kept on questioning his preferences, but when he even thought about being gay, he just wanted to curl up and cry. What about Kairi? Or Namine? Roxas was gay and that was okay, he had Axel, but Yami was a stranger he had just met.

Yami could tell that Sora was having issues about something, but he couldn't figure out what it was. He would summon the Healing Elf to give Sora some mental calm, but his life points had just now started regenerating, and he needed as much as possible in case there were any more surprise attacks. Still Yami agreed, and the two boys were off.

"Oi, Sora, what are we looking for? You said it was your mission to save this world, but how do you know it needs saving?"

"Well, the first sign of a town in trouble are the Heatless. Usually the stronger the Heartless, the closer the world is to being destroyed by the Darkness which controls the Heartless. Maleficent, the bitch, is the head bastard, and the source of the Darkness. Yen Sid and I noticed a sudden flare in Heartless activity here, so he sent me over to help since I'm a Keyblade warrior. There used to be more of us," Sora looked down, "but I'm the only survivor now. Anyways, Yami, are there any places that have a huge concentration of Heartless?"

"Well, we can try Pegasus' Island." No one goes there anymore after Maximillion Pegasus disappeared. The dick totally screwed me and my friends over a couple years ago. We can try there, but that's like across town, and an ocean. We'd have to find a ride…" Yami had to pause, because of Sora's face. If he looked any smugger people could confuse him for an ash black pit bull with all the wrinkles. "Oi what are you not telling me? Come on you idiot, don't make me pull out Dark Magician to light your dark ass up!"

The two boys were wandering around a park until a plan was formulated. At the mention of a threat Sora stumbled. Sadly it was right over a merry-go-round. "Shi-"Sora cussed, and around he went, with his butt sticking up in the air, and his super large shoes hanging over the side. His little shadow wisps left a small lazy circle around the top of the park ride, while his claws dug grooves in the metal, as he tried to catch a grip on the spinning material.

Yami couldn't help it. The usual smart-assed great Keyblade warrior fell over a merry-go-round. Yami tried, he really did, but he just couldn't hold it in. It took exactly three seconds for him to snap. "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH YOU J-JUST! OH THE FAIL! DAMN DUDE REALLY! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! O-OH MAN THIS IS PRICELESS! "Yami was laughing so hard tears were pouring out of his eyes like rivers. He could feel his abs cramping up, but he didn't care. It reminded him of the time Jounochi had flipped out because he thought he had heard a ghost when they had spent the night in a crypt. Thinking about that memory used to make him sober up, but seeing the same exact facial expression on Sora's face just made him laugh harder!

"Oi, jack-ass come help me out here? The stupid ass thing won't stop spinning! I think I'm gonna be sick!" Yami walked up to the unfortunate boy who by now had clawed long gashes into the colored metal.

"Sora, how old are you again?"

"I'm 18 dumbass!"

"Really man? A merry-go-round?"

"Fuck You!" Sora shouted trying to pull himself up from the spinning platform.

"You wish you could. I'm 18 too by the way. Here let me help you out before you break a nail or something. Jeez you moron."

Sora had fallen silent. That comeback had brought back his inner turmoil again. Now that he wasn't struggling the ride started slowing down. Yami was able to put a steel toed ash black knee high combat boot on the scratched up platform. With little struggle, he was able to stop the ride, and effectively slam Sora into the metal handgrips.

"Ow! Fuck man" Sora yelped while standing up, and holding his side."I think you busted a rib cage with that last spin."

Yami started busting into snickers again. This dude was so FAIL! "Ok so back to business, you know, before you got your ass handed to you by a children's toy, you looked like you had an idea about how to get to Pegasus's Island?"

"Oh yeaaaah!" Sora had his smug look on again. "Yami, dude, how do you honestly think I got here?"

Yamu: Oh Kami-sama I'm gonna die! *runs off laughing his ass off*

Soru: Man, shut up! Why is it that all of my avatars are failing? Anyways, please read and review!