My New Roommate

☻☺ Long time since I last updated this story,….oh well. Guess what it's 1:14 in the morning and I'm not tired yet! Yay! Hooray me! Oh yeah I'm leaving on August 24! Going to a vacation/funeral. Weird I know and I wont be back until…..maybe three weeks after school starts...I don't know somewhere around that. Anyways enjoy!☻☺

Chapter 4: Asterick - Orange Range

"fuck!" Sesshoumaru cursed. He was nursing his now burned finger, and glaring at the stove. "stupid thing! Jaken should be doing this!"

Kagome got off the couch and walked into the kitchen hearing Sesshoumaru. "Who's Jaken?"

Sesshoumaru shrugged and reached into a cabinet to get out a Band-Aid. "He's my….retainer/servant dude." He pulled off the white pieces and wrapped it around his finger. Smiling in satisfaction.

"So there's one problem gone, now to take care of the other!" Kagome shrieked as she raced into a closet.

Sesshoumaru quirked a brow "What's wrong with-." He was cut off by the fire alarm thingy going off and water sprouting every where in the kitchen.

Kagome busted out of the closet with a ☻☺ what are those thingy's called?...☻☺ fire putter outer. She sprayed the now burnt dry eggs.

Sesshoumaru's eyes bulged. "MY EGGS! It took a lot of work to make those things!" He yelled. Kagome rushed off to go turn off the sprinklers, while Sesshoumaru sat there and sulked.

5 minutes later.

"Sorry I took so long couldn't figure out which button was the, WOAH!" She took in Sesshoumaru's appearance. All the color drained from his skin. And he was soaking wet.

"Why didn't you get out from under the sprinklers!" She scolded him.

He frowned. "You killed my eggs. It takes a lot of work to make those!" He yelled.

"Sesshoumaru you Idiot!! You're going to get sick!"

"I don't c..c..achoo!" Sesshoumaru groaned.

Kagome sighed. "Too late. C'mon, let's get you to bed. Thursday school starts." She helped Sesshoumaru up and they walked over to the bed.

"You need to change into some dry clothes Sesshoumaru." Kagome ordered.

"I –choo, cant" He answered.

Kagome's right eye started to twitch. "Change…NOW!"

"I-It's too c..c..choo!" He sneezed. "cold. You need to do it for me."

Kagome gawked at him. "You're joking"

Sesshoumaru shook his head before sneezing again.

Kagome sighed in defeat and gave in. "I was bound to see it sometime." She tugged on Sesshoumaru's wife beater and pulled it off. She stood on the bed and tugged on his boxers. Something was…inside his boxers and sadly preventing Kagome from takeing them off.

"I cant" she sighed. "It's stuck!"

Sesshoumaru sneezed. "Try again" he encouraged, a nasty gleam in his eyes.

Kagome growled. "Fine!" And with one hard tug they shorts flew off Sesshoumaru. Kagome was taken back, at the size of that….thing.

God, no wonder it was stuck. Probably not enough room! "You can stop, choo staring now" he sniffed.

Kagome laughed. "I think I'll name you…Dekachin!" ☻☺dekachin means huge dick…..LOL! HAHAHAHA!...Okay I'm sorry.☻☺

10 minutes later.

☻☺ 1:43 am going to sleep bye!☻☺ ☺☻10:53 am I'm back, woke up at 7:00 am☻☺

Kagome rammed the spoon between Sesshoumaru's pursed lips. "You need to drink it!!"

Sesshoumaru spat out the cough n cold medicine. "No!" He sneezed. "You cant choo make me!"

"Sesshoumaru, stop this! You're acting like a spoiled child!" She scolded him. "Now take the medicine before I drown you in it."

Sesshoumaru scoffed. "Yeah, right." choo "You and what army?!"

Kagome grinned. "I don't need an Army I have something better." She poured in some more medicine. "I have Dekachin"

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Inuyasha sat up and groaned. He rubbed the lump on the back of his head. Where was he? What had happened. Man he's hungry. All his memories came rushing back to him….Kagome! He had to save Kagome! Hopping out of bed he noticed Kagome's backpack. This is her room? Oh snap!

He rushed out and searched the place finally busting into Sesshoumaru's room. Kagome had a butcher knife in one hand and cough medicine in the other She was straddling Sesshoumaru.

"Take it, or else Dekachin gets it!" She threatened.

Deakachin? Who's…..wow.

"DEKACHIN!?" He yelled. "NANDA!?" He shut the door close and counted to 10. He opened the door and stepped in again.

He walked by Kagome's side and put his hand on the butcher knife. "Do it Kagome! Cut it off!!" He yelled.

Sesshoumaru fumed. "Are you choo mad!! There are still choo things I haven't done!"

Kagome quirked a brow, grinning. "I thought you used Dekachin for everything in the book?"

Sesshoumaru glared at her. "Ha, Ha very choo funny"

"So, Inuyasha I finally see you're awake." Kagome smiled.

Sesshoumaru grinned. "Too bad you missed choo the party. You should have seen choo the things Kagome had d-."

Kagome shoved a spoonful of medicine into Sesshoumaru's mouth. "Don't even!"

Inuyasha looked back between the two. "What happened?"

Kagome shook Sesshoumaru's head around to make sure he swallowed the medicine. "Nothing that concerns you Inuyasha."

"No, Come on tell me!" He pleaded letting go of the knife.

Kagome snarled and put Inuyasha in a headlock, the knife up to his….dekachin. "No"

Inuyasha nodded whimpering pitifully and slid out of the lock, the second Kagome had loosened it.

"Damn, Inu's thinking your all that." She mumbled stalking out of Sesshoumaru's room setting herself onto the couch. "Well you're not all that!" She yelled.

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Sesshoumaru shuddered, and sneezed. "Scary" He sneezed again.

Inuyasha just nodded. "Yep…. That's Kagome for ya"

☻☺ Okay I'm done okay. Bye bye thank you reviewers!☻☺