"Chapter 3: Dead Island"
*Sam B continued to rap, killing the ears of Xian, Logan, and Purna. Xian could be seen in the back, covering her bloody ears, shivering. Obviously she wasn't a strong soul, unlike Purna. Purna finally stood up, walked over to Sam B whom was holding the microphone, grabbed it, and bashed his head in with it.*
"GOD-DAMMIT WILL YOU SHUT UP!"
*Purna screamed in her Australian accent. Logan and Xian glanced up with tears in their eyes while Sam was on the ground, holding his now bloody forehead. And what didn't help was when the boat began to shake and Purna was thrown against the wall, knocking herself out. Xian sighed in relief.*
"It bout tim she knock out. She need lat."
*Xian said in a very weird accent that most people could not understand, standing up and folding her arms. Logan glanced at Xian with a confused expression on his face.*
"What the hell did you just say? We can't understand you… ANYWAY… Sam, do you know where the hell we are? We was traveling to save that Jen hotty, and now this? What the hell man!?"
*Logan screamed, trying to be as black as possible which obviously wasn't working since he was one of the whitest men that anyone ever met… And about the time Logan had asked his question, the boat shook again, tossing Logan into Xian's arms. She blushed and began to pet Logan.*
"Oh be-be, you is purfact."
*Xian said, once again in her accent that not even God could understand. Logan vomited in his mouth and quickly shoved Xian onto the ground, ran over to the small window, opened it, stuck his head out and vomited into the ocean. Just the thought of Xian made Logan sick to his stomach…
About 5 minutes later, Sam and Purna woke up. Purna stomped over to Sam and punched him in the face.*
"WHERE THE HELL ARE WE!?"
*Purna screamed at the top of her lungs, grabbing a pipe from the wall and hitting everything she could with it in rage. And about this time, the door that was locked from the outside finally opened and there, standing in the doorway was Chris McLean with 2 body guards who were 6'0 feet tall with bats in their hands. Chris grinned at the 4 and walked in the room.*
"Good to see you all awake and active! Hope you guys like competition, fighting, drama, and MONEY! BECAUSE I KNOW I DO! Right now, we're on our way to total drama island where you 4 will be competing against 2 other teams for the 1 MILLION DOLLARS!"
*There was silence for a moment, until Xian got up and walked towards Chris, hands out and her mouth opened and drool falling from her mouth.*
"MUNEY? FER MI?"
*Xian said, walking closer. She was a few feet away from Chris and he quickly pulled out pepper spray from his pocket and sprayed her in the eyes.*
"WHAT THE HELL IS THA- Oh… oops…"
*Chris said, now laughing at his own mistake since he thought Xian was a hideous sea monster. Smiling, Chris walked over to Xian, kneeled down to her since she was on the ground now, crying in pain, and rubbed her back, then he almost vomited.*
"You'll be good… ANYWAY! For the rest of you, get ready. In about an hour, you will be on the island with the rest of the survivors… GOODLUCK!"
*And with that, Chris turned around with his body guards and left the room, shutting and locking the door behind him. Once again, there was silence. Purna continued to bang on stuff with her pipe while Logan and Sam cuddled in a corner. Xian, well, she was still on the ground, crying in pain over her eyes… Soon, they were at the island…*