Trance was having so much fun playing with the thing with the axe that she nearly forgot the dreadful crack! Oh, what could she do! In a sudden moment of intense sadness Trance drops to sit on the ground. This causes the crack to get bigger and bigger and start shooting out fire. The road is crumbing underneath her. Oh no! Trance didn't mean to make it worse! She was such a failure. Not only was she destroying an amazing place but she was taking the axe thing down with her! =( What a horrible, horrible day.
Mattie is distracted from the heavenly smell of Hercules by an excited RAAAWR! What in Tartarus could that noise be? Mattie looks over and sees an altar and a... a... what IS that? A... sorry, Mattie has no idea what to call the... creature standing next to the altar. It did not look nice. Mattie runs. Oh no! She ran the wrong way. It had her tied up on the altar with a curvy knife hovering over her in just 22 seconds. No! You don't have to kill me! I may not be that funny or smart or talented or athletic or good looking or do you see where this is going because I do not.
Xena was soooooo filled with rage at the moment she wanted to kill someone. RIGHT NOW. She finally, after an eternity of digging through those GODSFORSAKEN STUMPS, got her chakram back. Now she could escape out of that wall...WHERE IS MY SWORD! Whoever took her sword is going to SUFFER AND DIE! It better NOT be in the triple cursed stump puddle. Xena burst through the wall with a mighty warcry that was more man than woman.
Gabrielle is attacked by some Godzilla monster and slams backwards into the immovable bars of the cell. The giant scaly clawed hand removes itself from her face. Oh, it's Xena! Xena! Xena has recued her from this prison cell! Gabrielle starts going through the hole in the wall but Xena forcefully shoves her back and takes her sword. Wow, someone's in a mood. Gabrielle knows what happens next. Xena will expertly cut through the bars like Gabrielle could not and make her feel stupid. Xena put the sword away. Xena pushes the bars aside with her bare hands. ? -_-
...Rose petals... ROSE PETALS! WHY did this gem of evil squirt out ROSE PETALS! Callisto specifically ordered it to fling every known and unknown weapon at this cursed metal man and it gives her the weakest stupid CURSED SCUMBAG SON OF A BACCHAE wait she got off track there. The man annoyingly sits there in a very calm manner and sort of just stares back at her. Callisto is angry. She is soooo angry that the Regal Gem suddenly bursts out a rainbow and carves a canyon into the wall.
Mephistopheles approaches the hippie who will soon be his sacrifice. He walks very, very slowly to make it all dramatic and evil. The hippie takes off running...right into his waiting arms. Ooh, a willing sacrifice! Well, who wouldn't want to worship him, he was amazing after all. Hey, stop slapping me you cursed flower child! He easily maneuvers the weakling to the altar and ties her up. But before he can stab her a hairy gorilla falls from the sky and crushes him under its huge butt.
Tataka's possession of the other body fails. Grr! She returns to the damaged one and realizes another presence forcing its way in. GET OUT! This presence is strong. Oh, it's sharing thoughts with her. STOP DOING THA- wait. These are some evil thoughts. Yeees, that's... that's EVIL yes. We shall combine our two evils and conquer all of the universe.
The Executioner swings her axe and misses when the purple animal suddenly sits on the ground. Its fat butt causes the whole world to shake and shatter. No matter what happened, the Executioner hopes the animal died. This is all its fault! It ruined a perfectly good execution. Maybe as they were falling, which they now were, the Executioner could cut the animals head off. Yes.
Hope thought thoughts of evil in the person's head. She bent the person to her will and made it think it wanted to commit evil crimes with her. Hmm, now Hope thinks it really does want to be evil all on its own. That makes it easier to control this person. We shall kill someone! That must be the best plan Hope ever came up with. Oh, yes, good idea. The defaced worms. Hope kills them. The other person looks around and then seems to get angry at her. Fine! We will go find someone else to kill and you may do it this time.
Maybe Samus is wrong about this insane lady. Maybe she is actually very happy, because then a rainbow shoots out of her gem and makes an escape through the wall of this pit. The insane lady screams. Just screams. There is something seriously wrong with this woman. Its not Samus's problem. Samus gets up and starts walking down the canyon. The insane lady follows. Still screaming. Samus sees something and suddenly flips into a morph ball and unnecessarily drops about 30 bombs. Woah, the snakes here are big.
Kaavi was innocently going about her day when all of a sudden-! Kaavi thinks that is lame. It was not sudden at all. She found a plump and then another, and it became a line of plumps. Kaavi thought it was Jarem being romantic (it still might be ) but it led her to a slide. She went down the slide and ended up falling onto someone. Is this the inside of a volcano? She gets up and kindly says sorry to the spikey haired girl underneath her. Another girl is tied up on an altar. Is this a party? Oh, it must be a party. Yay!
Gabby finds herself in the Ruined Temple of No Escape. Of course, she doesn't know that. She thinks there is an escape. She believes there is still hope for her. But there isn't. Muahahahaa! As she is trying to find a way out the ceiling starts to fall on her. By the gods! Gabby runs for cover but she doesn't make it and she dies. Wait, no she's good. Gabby sees two people. She decides to go the other way.
Maleficent keeps getting stuck. She is stuck right now. To be specific her horns are stuck in some sticky web. She thought she'd ducked far enough. Guess not. This is some strong web. Maleficent can't pull out. She keeps trying anyway even though she's making it worse. Finally she pulls free. There is still web wrapped around her horns. Maleficent doesn't seem to notice. What was that shadow on the wall?
Deianeira is in The Shaft. It is a small square room with nothing in it. Deianeira can't see the ceiling from here. The walls just go up and up and up, probably forever. Deianeira can't climb the walls. What is that noise echoing down the Shaft? It sounds like screaming. Deianeira tries to wall jump but learns she doesn't have such skills. She lands on her head and breaks her neck and dies. No, kidding, she's only half-dead.
Thalassa was walking in the Grassy Field when she met up with an ugly creature. It might be a human but Thalassa is pretty sure it is some kind of monster. While she is standing there staring at the ugly monster the ground opens up and they both fall through. Thalassa lands on hard ground and the ceiling reappears. What in Tartarus is going on here? Are the gods messing with her?
Arachne feels someone thrashing around in her web. She climbs around on the walls until she finds it. It is some creature lady. Arachne has never seen anything so hideous! (She's never looked in a mirror but don't tell her that) She finds pride in the fact that she is more beautiful than this creature lady. Arachne decides to stalk the lady and scare her a bit before eating her. This is going to be fun. :)
The Enforcer doesn't bother looking for a door. She jumps out the window and charges the golden hind. It makes a strange noise and runs away. The Enforcer follows at a fast pace. Atleast, she thinks it is fast. She is actually just stomp walking not very fast. Behind her the Gnatius's (and Wiglaf) are trying to climb out the window. But they can't for they are only illusions created by the Illusion Mansion. The Enforcer is now completely alone on a dark forest path. She doesn't notice. Or care.
She-Demon is slithering through some underground tunnels as casually as she can. She comes out in a canyon. Some guy walking past notices her and suddenly transforms into a ball and starts blowing things up. Whaaat? That ball man is ruining perfectly good stones! That's it, YOU are getting turned to stone. She-Demon chases after the ball that used to be a man. She chooses to ignore the screaming lady following them.
Ridley has no idea where he is. He just poofed into existence here. What is that noise? He turns around and sees a pack of little cars (to him they are ground spaceships because he doesn't know what a car is) anyway, the ground spaceships are heading right toward him. He flings one of the drivers out and tries to squeeze into the ground spaceship. Then he starts driving it away. Well, he tries. He ends up sliding down a hill desperately trying to get back up but atleast he's accomplishing something. Isn't he?
The Doctor finds himself. He realizes what kind of person he is. He knows who he is. Now that he has that spiritual journey out of the way let's get down to business. And DEFEAT the HUNS! Huh? The Doctor is so confused right now he has no idea what is going on. He is now trudging up a swampy hill. Almost to the top. Almost. Yeah, here we go. Just as he's getting to the top the hill transforms into a giant snowy mountain. Oi, what was that for!? Now for some reason he feels he must get to the top.
Donna had an encounter with a hideous woman in the Grassy Field. Now she is in The Ruined Temple of No Escape. Unlike some stupid people, she realizes there is no escape. A person sees her and turns the other way. Donna follows her because what else does she have to do. The hideous woman follows her. Donna thinks it's mean to call her the hideous woman. She turns around to ask her name but the woman suddenly spins and pretends to go the other way. Donna glares. Oh, is that how it is. Well, if you're gonna be that way you are a hideous lady!
Serena is no longer on the Path Of Knowledge but she knows she must run from this buff woman who just jumped out of the window and tried to attack her. She takes off down a dark path through the forest. After an hour of running she stops. Why didn't she go back down the Path of Knowledge? Why did she ever leave it? Serena doesn't know anything anymore. She thinks she left the buff woman behind. She sees a building up ahead. She will hide in there until she can be sure.