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Chapter 4

Truth or dare.

Hiccup stared blankly at her, but she quickly got to action. She pushed him down onto the bed and slipped his shirt off. She pressed him down in the mattress and kissed him violently from his forehead down to his neck. Her hands slid over his bare torso.

-I…Ah….love you…' she said between the kisses.

Hiccup reached up and started to push up her shirt but she pushed his hands away.

-No, let me take care of you instead…' she whispered close to his face.

He let his hands drop and he relaxed.

She continued her work and slowly untied his pants. She moved herself down and dragged his pants with her, she kissed all her way down until she reached the small bush of ginger hair. She gripped the shaft softly and slowly moved her hand up and down.

Hiccup leaned his head back and gasped as she put her soft lips over it. He stroke her hair gently when she started to move her head up and down, she made low humming sounds and DAIUM! That felt good.

-I-I l-love you Astrid.' Hiccup gasped forth.

Astrid continued her process and swirled her tongue around the top of it. Hiccup's eyes fluttered backwards and he moaned deeply. Astrid quickly moved his limb out of her mouth and aimed it for her upper chest, where her throat met her shoulders.

She wiped herself clean with a towel that hung at a washing station in Hiccup's room, then she lied down beside him. She lovingly stroke his cheek and covered his face with slobbery kisses. Finally Hiccup dragged off Astrid's clothes and pulled his blanket overt them. Hiccup curled up behind Astrid and mimicked her position. He reached his arm over her shoulder and intertwined her fingers with his. He was just on the brink of falling asleep when she spoke again after the long silence.

-I'm gonna be the best Hiccup ever…

-What are you talking about honey?' Hiccup mumbled tiredly into her hair.

-The dare, I think it might be fun.

-Right, you won't be seeing much of me tomorrow, I'll be out in the woods with your… erhm… my axe and nadder.

-Sure, I'll just take a long flight on Toothless and then I'll sit down with a notebook for the rest of the day and look busy.

-That not me, I do a lot of things!' Hiccup protested and hugged her a little tighter.

-Like what?

-Like… okay, you put it on the spot.' Hiccup thought for a moment and then tugged her lightly to get her attention.

-Honey, I was supposed to work the forge tomorrow, that's your job now. Starting at daybreak.

-What!?

-Yup, sucks to be a Hiccup…

Astrid glared at him angrily.

-Stop keeping me awake, I need to get my beautisleep.

-If you're going to act as me, then yes.' He said teasingly and hugged her tightly. When he let go there was not even a second until both were sleeping.

Astrid woke up to a thud at the rooftop door, she waved it away tiredly and tried to fall asleep again but it wouldn't stop, and it got more frenetic too.

She noticed Hiccup faking his snores with his lips curved into a smile.

She looked sour at him and went over to the window and opened it brutally. She looked down on the ground with an intimidating stare and saw Tuff Thorson standing down there.

-Ha, got'ya!' he shouted and pointed at her.

Astrid shook her head in confusion.

-The dare…' he reminded and made an "Isn't that obvious" grimace.

-I'll be waiting at the front door when you're ready. He shouted and ran around the house.

-Dear, I'm tired, do I have to?

Hiccup kept up his obviously faked snores and couldn't help himself from chuckling at his sleepy girlfriend.

Astrid looked sour but then an idea sprung to her head. She picked Hiccup's prosthetics from the shelf and moved the blankets away from his legs, she then shoved the "foot" part of it har in his thigh.

-OOW!' he shouted and lunged up from bed, he knew she played out an unfortunate happening from the week before when he had been too tired to care to take it off. He had just laid down beside her and by accident shoved his metal leg in her thigh quite hard. But tow could play that game…

He sat down at the bedframe and gasped. He lazily closed his eyes and smacked with his lips a little, then he fell headlong forward onto the floor with a heavy thud. It hurt a little but he held up the act and snored as loud as he could.

Astrid looked at him and sighed, she dressed herself in his clothes and was just about to leave the room when he interrupted her.

-Now what would Hiccup do?' he said just above a whisper.

Astrid sighed again and walked over to him, she kneeled down beside him and put his head in her lap. She turned his face upwards and noticed the big grin on his face.

-Honey, would you please wake up and have some breakfast with me?

-Merghllll…' Hiccup said in a perfect "Astrid-voice".

She lifted him up on the bed again and he slowly opened his truly energetic eyes.

-Not like you would say this but… You look stunning, splendid, and gorgeous and every good word I could possibly come up with. May I have a good morning kiss?

-Astrid smiled at the compliment and lovingly kissed him on the lips. Then she rose up and walked downstairs to prepare the breakfast.

A while later Hiccup jumped out of bed and looked around for his clothes, then realized that he wouldn't be using them. He picked up Astrid's shirt and leather skirt with spikes. They didn't fit very well and were a bit tight around the lower stomach. He chuckled a little as he looked down onto himself. He picked up Astrid's axe that stood leaning against the wall and tramped down the stairs with a faked-tired-face.

Astrid turned around and faced Hiccup who was dressed in her clothes. She laughed loudly at him, the shirt ended at his navel and the pants was barely coming over his hips.

-Are you seriously going out like that?

-What? I think I look hot…

Astrid giggled and hugged him.

-Sure you do, do you want some breakfast now?

Hiccup sat down at her chair and put his head on the table and snored.

Astrid sighed and lifted his head and put a plate with grilled pork and eggs under his face. he opened his eyes a little and hungrily ate the food.

Suddenly there was a hard knock on the door and Tuff's voice was heard.

-Hey Astrid, come open the door!

Astrid sighed and pointed at the door and nodded at Hiccup.

-You're me today, open the door.

Hiccup shuffled himself out to the front door and opened with a tired look.

-Hey Hiccup, how's the dare going?

-I'm gonna break your nose…' he said and winked at Tuff that unexpectedly enough got it.

-So… Is, earhm… Hiccup home?

-Ye, I'll go get her… him…

Hiccup walked back into the house and pointed for Astrid to go answer the door. She looked at him like she begged him not to but at last she unwillingly walked over.

Tuff smiled stupidly when he saw her in Hiccup's flightsuit.

-Bend over Ast…

Astrid sighed and turned her back to him and bowed down.

-Wait what?' Hiccup protested.

Tuff raised his arm and widened his hand. He let it down again with a loud slap from Astrid's right butt cheek. Astrid flinched and jerked upwards from the hard slap, she made a surprised squeak and jumped into the hall and held her hands over her hurting butt.

Both Hiccup and Tuff laughed at her as she stood in the hall, rubbing her backsite and looking grumpily at them.

Hiccup cleared his throat and grabbed the axe again.

-So, I'm off to throwing axe all day. See you at dusk.

He put the axe over his shoulder and walked off to the Hofferson house to get Stormfly.

Stromfly looked surprised at the boy who came, he wore her human's clothes and smelled like her, but he was not her… but he was a friend, and he had Chicken! Okay, I like him…

Hiccup mounted Stormfly and went off into the woods.

Astrid stood in front of the forge and looked at him as he flew off.

Gobber stumbled out from the forge with a drunken look, he tapped her on the shoulder with his hook.

-Ehy, Hiccup, y'er late… agin…

Astrid turned to him and smiled tiredly.

-I'll get right to it Gobber.' She said in her most "Hiccupy" voice.

Gobber looked surprised at her and scratched his beard at the sight of a blonde, short Hiccup… he shrugged and walked in after her.

((Thanks for reading. Not the best chapter, but now I have got some awesome dare-ideas from Secret109, great thanks to you. Hopefully I'll get more time to write next week, since this week have been very busy. Stay tuned.))