Chapter 3
"Several weeks have passed since I first appeared in this new and strange world. I've adjusted pretty well to living with Kakashi. Although, it is kind of strange to be living with a man who wears a mask all the time, and refuses to take it off. Sometimes I've tried to see what's under it only to be thwarted by his quick thinking. Life isn't so bad here, but I wish I could get out more," Jenna thought as she glanced up towards the full moon and sighed before he train of thought continued, "I'll have to be careful or I'll have to leave the village soon because if they catch me transforming back into a human, they might think that I really am a demon. That strange god didn't mention much to me. It's been hard adjusting to this new form. I don't know what's worse; the fact that I used to be human and now I'm not. Or the fact that, I now have to beg to be let outside to do my business. Or having to eat my food from a bowl! A bowl like a…like a well, a dog… just pisses me off!"
Jenna glanced over towards the sleeping figure of Kakashi before she sighed again and muttered quietly to herself, "Aww hell, I know what it is! It's the fact that I can feel myself slowly falling in love with the pervert, Kakashi and I can't seem to fight it!" It was at that moment that Jenna's stomach began to growl in hunger. Deciding that it would be a good idea to look for something to eat, she quickly padded out of the bedroom and into the kitchen. Eyeing the refrigerator with trepidation, she carefully stood on her hind legs and hooked her right front paw through the handle and opened the door. It was a very difficult task to perform due to the fact that she didn't have opposable thumbs, nor was she in her human form and Jenna really, really missed being human.
When she opened the door, the sight that met her eyes was one of wonder to her starving belly. In it the refrigerator contained something that she had been dying to satisfy her cravings. Inhaling the scent Jenna drooled and muttered, "Chicken Lo-Mein and beef fried rice, Oh my god, my favorite!" Jenna licked her lips, careful of her razor sharp fangs and muttered, "Thank you to whatever god is out there that have been listening to my prayers for the past week. Man, its so difficult to get people to serve you when you're not human. I mean, I didn't know that that shop owner would run screaming in the other direction or start yelling demon when I walked into his shop and tried to order a plate of barbequed beef on a stick!" Shaking her head at the thought, she focused her attention back to the contents of the fridge.
Carefully, she grasped the plate in her mouth and padded to the table; as she placed the plate on the table top, a beam of moonlight struck her figure, instantly transforming her from a dyer-wolf back into her human form. Moaning in delight, Jenna stretched until her back gave a satisfying crack, then she quickly grabbed a pair of chopsticks before digging into her meal with relish. Once her belly was fully satisfied, she eyed the last piece of chocolate cake with longing, before quickly consuming it with as much relish as her chocolate deprived body demanded. Taking a quick look around, she checked the clock, "Oh, its three thirty in the morning. Hmmm, I desperately need to take a shower," Jenna bit her lower lip nervously before muttering, "but, Kakashi will be up soon and if he see's me, I might be in big trouble……Aww hell! Let's face it, I stink and I feel disgusting! Shower it is…..I'll just have to be very careful." With that thought in mind, she ran to the bathroom; grabbing two towels along the way and shut the door with a quiet click.
Kakashi stirred as an urgent need from his bladder suddenly awakened him. Quickly, he sat up in bed, still very much asleep and began stumbling towards the bathroom, absently scratching his bare chest. Due to the fact that he was not fully awake, he failed to hear the noise of the shower water being shut off, nor did he hear the shower door open. No. Poor Kakashi was focused on one thing and one thing only….his bladder was desperately demanding that he relieve it immediately! So it was with this one thought in mind that he opened the bathroom door, ignoring the fact that there was steam in the room and made his way to the toilet where he proceeded to relieve himself.
Jenna almost gave a squeak of surprise before moving her naked body back into the shadows of the bathroom and friezing in place as Kakashi entered the bathroom half asleep; she quickly thought to herself in a panic, "Oh god. I hope he hasn't noticed me." Glancing at the clock on the bathroom wall, she hastily took note of the time and gulped, "crap, I'm screwed! I've got two more minutes before the sun rises and I change back. I hope he doesn't notice me….I'll just have to be very quiet and hope he thinks that this is a dream."
Slowly, she watched as Kakashi did his business and washed his hands. It was as he was washing his hands that he chanced to glance in the bathroom mirror and froze at the reflection of a familiar face of a smiling naked woman that appeared to be waving at him in a casual greeting. The funny think was to his bewildered mind, he could clearly remember seeing this woman from his dreams. Shaking his head, Kakashi closed his eye and muttered, "It's only a dream…there is no one there…"
Hearing this, Jenna decided to play a trick on him and slowly crept towards him while dropping the towel to the floor, leaving her completely exposed. Slowly she wrapped her arms around him; blew gently in his ear while whispering his name seductively and causing Kakashi to close his eyes and shiver in delight, he could feel his desire to possess her rising and slowly turned around to glance behind him, but in the time that he had his eye closed, Jenna felt the transformation take hold of her and grinningly thought, "Thank god he won't find out now. I'll just have to play with him a bit more until he finally figures it out."
When Kakashi saw no one behind him he became confused and a little bit anxious." Maybe she's hiding from me and playing hard to get or maybe it really was a dream." He scratched his chin while thinking intensely upon the subject before he became aware of another presence in the bathroom with him. "I must be loosing my touch if I did notice it before, he thought as he scanned the bathroom for the other presence. When his eyes landed upon his house guest, he let the tension leave him and sighed, "Oh, its you, Jenna. What are you doing in here anyway?"
Jenna snorted and rolled her eyes before replying, "Well, this is a bathroom, Kakashi. What do you think I was doing in here?...and if you say drinking out of the toilet bowl, you had better think about running because I will make sure you won't be able to walk for over a week!"
Kakashi snickered while he scratched the back of his head as he remembered the last time he had suggested that. "I'm sorry, but it is very strange and this is still new to me as my ninken don't use my bathroom. I also promise that I will never suggest it again. Believe me, the last time I did that you chased me throughout Konoha and really did a number on me and I……" the rest of Kakashi's sentence was interrupted by a knock on the door. Letting out a sigh of relief, he quickly ran to answer it; Jenna right on his heals. Upon opening the door, Kakashi spotted an anbu patiently waiting for him.
"Can I help you?" Kakashi asked, while cocking his head curiously and absently placing a hand upon Jenna's head.
The anbu eyed Jenna nervously, before stuttering out, "Um, the Hokage would like to see you now. She also told me to tell you that if you are one minute late, then you will be stuck doing D-ranked missions for the rest of your life."
"Don't worry anbu-san, I will personally make sure my partner gets there on time," Jenna replied while grinning; making sure to show off her razor sharp fangs towards their visitor. Turning her head, she stood up and said quite clearly, "Isn't that right, Kakashi?"
Gulping, the copy-cat ninja grinned nervously and replied, "Please don't shred my itcha-itcha paradise books again. I'll be on time…I promise!"
"Good." Nodding her head in satisfaction, Jenna turned towards the anbu and replied, "Tell Tsunande-sama that we will be there in ten minutes."
"Yes, um…mam," the ambu replied, before disappearing in a puff of smoke.
Jenna then turned towards Kakashi and growled out, "Now, let's go or I really will shred your newest book that you just bought yesterday and this time, I won't stop with just leaving teeth marks on the cover." With that said, Kakashi quickly dressed himself and made his way out the door, all the while, his thoughts were circling in his head like a dog chasing its tail, "what just happened? Why do I feel like I've been had? God, I already feel married."
AN: Well there you go. Boy I never thought I would get this chapter done with all of the stuff going on at school and at home. I hope you like this little tidbit.. well, untill next time!