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Chapter 3: The Mall And Pets!

The next day England and the others were dragging the four out to buy new clothes and other things at the mall.

"Malls are really crowded so stay close to us or you'll get lost," Bavaria told them as they walked along.

"Germany's missing," Wales deadpanned.

"PRUSSIA HELP WEIRD PEOPLE ARE OFFERING ME CANDY AND TRYING TO GET ME TO FOLLOW THEM TO THEIR VAN FOR MORE CANDY! I NEED AN ADULT," Germany's voice rang out.

"DAMN IT GERMANY YOU ARE AN ADULT," Prussia screamed going to look for him as the others erupted into laughter.

"I NEED AN ADULTIER ADULT," Germany cried.

They appeared after a moment. Germany was eating skittles.

"He stole their candy after I knocked them out," Prussia told them stealing a couple of skittles.

"Makes sense," England shrugged.

"Don't get separated again," Germania chided Germany.

"Ok," he cheered grabbing Ireland's hand so he wouldn't get separated again.

Ireland lifted his hand to his lips and kissed his knuckles in response then gave it an affectionate squeeze. Germany gave him an adorable toothy grin in response with his blue eyes shinning and his cheeks tinting with pink. Ireland tugged him closer internally screaming at his cuteness.

"There is nothing but love in their eyes for each other," Celt chuckled.

"They are something else I'll tell you that. Never a dull moment with those two," Scotland laughed.

"England's missing," Wales spoke up.

"ENGLAND NO," Scotland screamed.

"I'M BEING EATEN BY THE CROWD! SCOTTIE HELP," he called back.

Scotland zoomed off in a blur which made everyone crack up again. How did England and Germany get into the situations that they did? Scotland reappeared with England soon enough. England was riding on his back innocent aura around him.

"Basically, don't be like them. Stay with us," Saxony deadpanned to the four.

"Hey," Germany and England chorused pouting.

"You know I love you two but you get lost too easily," he chuckled.

"Hmm fair," Germany agreed.

"I guess he has a point," England shrugged.

They all showed the four around the mall buying them what they needed and such. Germany paused his looking at shirts in once store seeing the pet shop was across from them and puppies were playing in the window. He put the shirts back and ran off. He was let into the pen with them and played with them excitedly. A fist bopped his head lightly after a while. He looked up and grinned innocently at Prussia who had his hands on his hips giving him a look. Prussia looked unimpressed with his mock innocence.

"Doggie," he whined.

"Nein," Prussia scolded.

"I want him," he whined cuddling the Caucasian Shepherd Dog.

"WHY THE HELL IS A PET STORE SELLING THIS BRED ANYWAYS?!"

"BECAUSE HE'S CUTE," he cried. "I WANT HIM!"

"NEIN!"

"JA!"

"WE HAVE SEVEN DOGS!"

"WE NEED EIGHT!"

"GERMANY!"

"HE'S MINE," he cried defiantly.

"Prussia you let that angel have that puppy right now," Germania said darkly as he appeared behind him.

"DON'T SPOIL HIM!"

"I CAN AND WILL SPOIL HIM IF I LIKE! NOW SHUT UP AND LET HIM BUY HIS PUPPY," HE ROARED.

"HA," Germany cheered victoriously.

"SHUT IT BRAT!"

"NEIN!"

"I WILL TAKE YOUR SKITTLES AWAY," he threatened making him whine.

"Don't you threaten my baby," Germania gasped clutching Germany close making him grin smugly at Prussia.

"You just wait until he's not around," Prussia threatened earning a tongue stuck out at him childishly. "Such a brat," he exclaimed.

"I want a cat," Germania said seeing one in a pen.

"I personally don't like cats but hey you do you," Germany spoke up.

"Why don't you like cats?"

"They're needy and attention seeking."

"Same reason you don't like Ireland," Prussia teased as Ireland appeared with the others.

"Yup."

"HEY," Ireland cried.

"Hi," Germany said waving.

"Don't make me take your skittles," Ireland threatened.

"DON'T THREATEN MY BABY," Prussia and Germania roared at the same time.

"HA! IN YOUR FACE," Germany cried laughing.

Ireland laughed hugging his cute bratty boyfriend. Germany hugged back and introduced his puppy he was getting making him roll his eyes amused. Germany and Germania signed paperwork and paid for their pets. They both grinned at each other clutching their new pet close happily.

"SCOTTIE MOMMY WANTS A BUNNY!"

"SHE CAN HAVE ALL THE BUNNIES FOR ALL I CARE," he gushed hugging his mom.

"Why aren't you that nice," Germany demanded of Prussia.

"Quiet brat," he scowled.

"Well it's true!"

"Shut up! I refuse to make our house a zoo!"

"WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!"

"Celt that's a ferrate calm down," Saxony said patting his back.

"What a weird creature," he said eyeing it.

"What the hell," Rome demanded pointing at another animal.

"That's a Chinchilla," Bavaria sighed.

"I want this creepy creature," he decided.

"Well ok if that's what you want," Bavaria decided.

"I hope it bites him," Germany told Germania.

"Me too."

"After the pets are bought let's all go back home," Wales sighed.

"Yeah buy the pets and pet supplies they need and let's go I'm tired of the mall now," North exclaimed.

"We'll order the rest online," Germany told them.

"Online?"

"There is a magical thing called the internet and you can go to websites to buy things," Saxony explained.

"It's also where Ireland downloads his porn," Germany pipped up.

"I DON'T DOWNLOAD PORN," Ireland screeched as the brothers started laughing.

"Pretty sure you do."

"No, I don't. I don't need porn that's what you're for."

"ARE YOU CALLING ME A PORN STAR?!"

"WHAT?! NO! I WAS TALKING ABOUT SEX WITH YOU," he exclaimed.

"DON'T DISCUSS OUR SEX LIFE IN THE STORE YOU SLUT!"

Ireland shut up and stared at him silently a moment. Germany stared back seriously and they both stared until Germany finally broke and covered his mouth snickering. Ireland started laughing at his insane boyfriend and wrapped his arms around him again.

"Stop yelling at me about sex in public."

"Well then stop denying you watch porn."

"I don't need anymore. I don't need it."

"Oh, really now," he snorted.

"I have the real thing right here," Ireland said groping his butt.

"We're in public you asshole," Germany said stomping his foot making him let go with a yelp. "Keep your perverted hands to yourself," he sassed strutting away.

"Don't perv on my bruder," Saxony deadpanned punching Ireland in the stomach making him double over and whine in pain.

"Just so you know. This is a regular occurrence. They are very protective over Germany," Wales told his parents.

"We can tell," they laughed.

"Shut up don't act like you guys aren't like that towards America," Saxony laughed.

"It's true," America shrugged.

"Well he is the baby of the family you should expect these things," Celt chided.

"I understand. I don't really pay them any mind," America laughed.

"You better learn to asshole," they all deadpanned at once making him shudder.

"Let's just get going," Bavaria diverted.

"Right," they agreed walking out to go to their cars and go home.

That was how their shopping trip went at the mall. Random and funny.

I'm back! Had to get my LCD screen on my laptop fixed this week. Hope you enjoyed the chapter. It's just one of those random filler chapters I guess. Not much going on yet. Next few chapters there will be though.