Jade landed onto the hard alley ground. She stood up and held her mouth, wiping away a trickle of blood and shook herself. She didn't even know what she was supposed to do, better yet why she was in Earthrealm. She wandered through out of the alley and saw a flash of yellow speed past her, the wind so strong that it knocked the band from her hair. Jade blew her hair from her eyes and got into her fighting stance.
"Show yourself!" she demanded cautiously stepping. She thrust her staff out and knocked the runner down. It was Scorpion and he looked at her with hatred in his eyes.
"I was training! What do you want?" he barked. Jade stared at the hell spawn ninja and sighed putting her hands on her hips.
"Honestly, I have no idea. Kahn sent me down here to take over Kitana's job and now here I am" she said. Scorpion stared at Jade with fury in his eyes and Jade stepped back.
"He sent you here to make sure I wouldn't destroy Mileena, but I will use a fatality no matter what he says" Scorpion seethed. Jade took out her staff and climbed on it, sliding down and kicking Scorpion in his chest. He fell backwards and threw a punch at her, but she ducked and grabbed his arm, throwing him on the ground.
"You make it too easy" she said going in for another hit with her fist. He grabbed her fist and slung her backwards, knocking her on the floor. He kicked her in the face and shot out his spear, sending her flying over to him.
"I did not come to fight you. I came to prevent you from killing her, but I will fight in order to please my emperor" Jade said, unwrapping the rope around her. She stuck her fingers into Scorpion's eyes, (a trick smoke taught her) and beat him mercilessly with her staff. He fell and grabbed her by her leg and stood up. She cringed noticing that his eyes were a dark whitish color. He opened a portal to hell and tied her into very tight ropes and kicked her through it.
"Mileena!" he called. Mileena was nowhere to be found. He grew angry and walked into the wrestling room and found Mileena there, her golden eyes staring deep into his skull. Shao Kahn felt that Mileena was about to fight and had Kitana bound up by chains, almost crying again.
"Father, if you can teleport me and Jade to Earthrealm, how come not yourself?" Kitana asked. Shao Kahn looked at her.
"Don't be stupid, you know I can't go back to Earthrealm after what happened with Lillian" Shao Kahn said.
"Oh yea! You still have not paid her something called 'child support'?" Kitana asked. Kahn nodded.
"I told her, like another mortal named Chris Brown said, 'It's never a right time to say good-bye" Kahn said pacing.
"What did she say?" Kitana asked, secretly cutting off her chains with her free hand.
"She told me 'Deuces' and threw up two fingers so I hit her with the hammer" Shao Kahn said rubbing his beloved hammer, which he had named, of course, Mileena.
"Why did you do that?!" Kitana exclaimed. Shao Kahn put on some sunglasses and did his long, exhausting laugh.
"Like another mortal, this one named Soulja Boy, my hammer goes hammer" he said banging the hammer onto the ground making the bammer part. Kitana sighed and rolled her eyes and Liu silently crept in. Kitana almost screamed with joy until Liu put a finger to his lips and jumped onto Shao Kahn's back, knocking him onto the floor. Shao Kahn got up and walked out, smiling. Liu looked at Kitana curiously and undid her chains.
"Oh Liu, it was terrible! He tried to turn me into Mileena, redo my teeth and everything!" Kitana sobbed into his shoulder. Liu frowned and Shao Kahn walked back in. Liu's eyes almost popped out of his head when he saw Shao Kahn and he almost laughed. Shao Kahn was wearing a blue dress with cherries embroidered onto it. He had applied an unnecessary amount of lipstick and eye-shadow and pulled out an old tea set.
"One lump or two Hun?" Shao Kahn asked Liu as he set both of them down into the seats. Liu Kang looked over to Kitana and nervously replied: "One".
"I am worried about Mileena and Scorpion; tell me my little girl is going to be alright! Tell me!" he wailed into Liu's arms. Liu was knocked backwards and Kitana giggled a little. Shao Kahn got up and hugged the two and walked out. Liu and Kitana looked at each other and Smoke walked in on the two while they were in a deep session of romance and it got very hot in the room. (Not very romantic... sorry XD)
"Well, looks like things" he said putting on sunglasses, "are getting steamy. YEAHH!" he laughed running off.