Revenge Really Is Sweet
Here's part 4 :3 I upload a lot since I do very little :L I find Shikamaru hard to write so sorry if he's a little OOC. Anyways enjoy ^^
Disclaimer: None of the characters belong to me.
It had been several weeks since Hidan had infiltrated Konoha and he STILL hadn't managed to kill that fucker. Instead he had seen him most days, visiting stupid places and meeting his useless fucking friends. It was getting really tiring having to pretend. He'd had to sacrifice several travellers to Jashin to get rid of his frustration. Jashin-sama would be angry with him too for not killing the heathen faster, and he desperately wanted to please his god.
Yet again, Hidan was meeting Shikamaru, along with the blonde bitch, the fatty, the pink bitch, and the asshole with the black hair that kept doing that freaky smile. It really pissed him off. Today would be the day, he told himself yet again. Today he would send the little shit to Jashin.
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Shikamaru had always been a smart person. A genius, he knew all about people and their ways and actions, was good at analysing. As a result of this it was impossible for him not to recognise this feeling. He felt a strange feeling in his chest, his heart rate would increase, and all he could think of was Hina, Hina, Hina...
In a way it scared him, but also made perfect sense. She was his ideal woman in every way. Quiet, polite, and generally average. Now that he had acknowledged this fact there was no point in hiding it. He would confess to her today when they met up, and everything would go as planned.
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"It's so nice to see you again Hina-chan" The pink haired one practically shrieked, giving Hidan a friendly smile.
"And you bi- Sakura-chan" So fucking irritating. It was hard not to snap and kill the bitch, but he knew if he did they'd be onto him, and he'd have to give up on his revenge for a while. Hidan was not known for being patient. He had gotten this chance and he was going to fucking take it.
"Ah, there you are Hina-san" Holding back a sneer, Hidan turned and gave a small smile.
"I've been waiting for you Shikamaru-san" Now let's get fucking going. This shit's taking too fucking long. Shikamaru moved over and looked at the others before leaning forward to whisper in Hidan's ear.
"Let's move away from these troublesome women and talk somewhere private" Holding in a triumphant whoop Hidan gave a small nod.
"I'd love to" You're really going to fucking regret this.
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"See told you forehead, they make such a cute couple. I bet he's going to confess" Ino had a dreamy expression at the thought.
"I never said they wouldn't Ino-pig" Though annoyed with each other they shared a smile as they watched the couple walk off.
"What are you guys talking about?"
"Nothing~"
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"Here, this is the place" Shikamaru had taken him to a secluded wooded area, probably part of the woods he'd been buried in. Thinking of this, Hidan clenched his teeth.
Not too long now. Just wait for it, then the fucker will pay.
"There's something I need to talk to you about" Shikamaru looked a little embarrassed as he said this. Hidan turned his head away unable to hold in the sneer.
"What a coincidence! There's something I need to tell you too" You're in for a fucking shock. He couldn't resist a small chuckle as he said this. So close.
"Do you want to go first?"
"No you, I insist" You won't be saying very fucking much after I'm done~.
"Well the thing is..." Shikamaru struggled to find the right words for this. "I enjoy being with you, and I like you a lot so I was thinking... would you be my girlfriend?"
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WHAT THE FUCK?