Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach or any of its' character. If I did, I doubt I would write my own fan-fiction.
Prompt – Burger King
"Grimmjow, why are we here, surrounded by this trash?"
Grimmjow just smiled, still tugging on Ulquiorra's hand and leading him into the 'Burger King' Fast-Food restaurant.
With Hueco Mundo gone, and a full pardon from Soul Society for their loyalty in the war, living on Earth was a breeze. Full of new, exciting things. For Grimmjow, anyway.
For Ulquiorra, it almost made him want to puke. But he was too dignified for that.
So, because of all the negativity in their shared apartment, Grimmjow came to the conclusion that Ulquiorra just HAD to try some of its' many fattening splendours. The guy should gain a few pounds anyway.
"Just have one bite of this. If you don't like it, then we'll leave. But if you do, then I'll bring it home and ravish you until you pass out." Grimmjow whispered into the other Espada's ear.
In all honesty, it was a win-win situation for Grimmjow, while it was a lose-lose situation for Ulquiorra.
Grimmjow - he likes the food, and likes Ulquiorra.
Ulquiorra - has no clue if he likes the food, and desperately wanting to be ravished, might have to resort to sneaky trash human tactics and lie to get what he wants.
After paying the human for the calorie-filled-goodness, Grimmjow lead Ulquiorra to a small booth and shoved the burger to his face. "One bite, that's all I'm asking." Ulquiorra hesitantly took the burger from Grimmjow, and slowly opened his mouth.
Later that night, Ulquiorra moaned deliciously right into Grimmjow's ear. Grimmjow grinned and moved faster, making the moans louder and breathier, until a final shout from both lovers signalled completion.
"Glad you took the bite, huh?"
Prompt – Potatoe-Cat
Grimmjow cursed Gin under his very breath. Why the hell did that freaky fox-guy have Syazel make a de-aging potion, and spike Ulquiorra's food with it? DAMN IT!
Now Ulquiorra was a 5 year old Arrancar, with the qualities of a 5 year old human. The little thing was annoying, whiney, and demanding. And to make things worse, it decided to attach itself to Grimmjow, clinging to him and following him non-stop.
Grimmjow wanted the other whiney emo bitch back.
Grimmjow paused his inside-mind ranting as something tugged on his zanpaktou. He looked down, to see big green eyes staring up back at him.
"G'immwoah. I has made a picture fow you." The baby-Ulquiorra shoved a piece of paper up into Grimmjow's hands.
Confused, Grimmjow stared at it.
On the piece of paper there was a brown, lumpy oval with a bunch of black dots on it standing on four stick legs and ridiculously-small cat ears.
"Kid, what the hell it this piece of crap?" Grimmjow asked angrily. But then he immediately regretted it, as the baby-Ulquiorra began to tear up, and walking away slowly sniffling.
"He...he does (hiccup) ...doesn...wike(hiccup)...wike it!" the baby-Ulquiorra exclaimed. As soon as he finished his little mispronounced sentence, he fell to the ground and began bawling.
Grimmjow, not wanting to get unnecessary attention, quickly ran over to the boy and picked him up. Holding him close to his chest, he began to correct himself.
"I didn't mean that. I was just wondering what it was. Can you explain it to me?"
The baby-Ulquiorra looked up, still sniffling, and said, "It's a potwatoe cat."
Grimmjow hastily clamped his mouth shut, as to not make the child cry again with the comments that were desperately trying to escape his vocal chords. He gagged.
This was soo not good for his health. Being so nice and caring.
"It's a very nice potatoe cat, Ulquiorra. I like it very much."
Grimmjow winced at these words, but a funny, warm feeling came over him when the baby-Ulquiorra looked up at him and smiled widely.
Grimmjow caught himself wanting to give the toddler a hug and a kiss on the forehead, when Ulquiorra then sneezed in his face and began to try to climb through Grimmjow's hollow hole.
Prompt – Renji
Poor Renji.
His usually care-free mind was clouded. His feelings for his Taichou were growing stronger everyday, like him. He was in love with a man he could never love back, or so he thought.
'Maybe a gift? No, Kuchiki-Taichou is rich and noble. He can have as many gifts as he wants. A card, perhaps? No. That just won't work...' Renji thought, as he walked aimlessly around Karakura Town.
But he stopped suddenly, when he heard a deep moaning sound from a darkened alley. His right hand settling steady on the hilt of Zabimaru, he slowly stayed in the shadows and walked into the alley.
But what he saw there was a sight that turned him on so much, that he went back to Soul Society right away, ran to Kuchiki-Tachiou's office, and kissed him with all the love he could muster.
Later that night, he and Byakuya had glorious fan-girl, drool-worthy sex. But the point of this drabble is how that happened. So, to merely get to the point, he had walked in on this scene...
-Back At The Alley-
"Uuh..." Ulquiorra moaned quietly, as Grimmjow went faster and faster. Grimmjow smirked, and bit Ulquiorra's shoulder.
"You think he saw us?"