King Axel: Finally finished cleaning up all the dead Axel Fangirls.

Axel Fangirls: are resurrected

King Axel: What the… you mean I went to all that work, disposing of your dead bodies for nothing? It took me like… 4 or 5 days. Because there are a lot of you.

Axel Fangirls: We know. We do these things on purpose.

Larxene12: Where's Axel? Tell me now!

King Axel: Don't worry, he's in this chappie, heck, he's like the centerpiece of this whole story.

Larxene12: FWEE! AXEL! dies

King Axel: Great. Just great.

Disclaimer: I don't own anything Kingdom Hearts related unless it is a copy of all the games, and Axxel. Who is conspicuously absent right now.

(Organization Headquarters)

"Everyone settle down! We have a new recruit today in our search for our hearts." said Xemnas

This order came just in time for Saix, who was about to be clubbed by Vexen and his blue spiky shield for his impertinence.

"Everyone introduce yourselves!" shouted Xemnas.

"Name's Axel... Got it memorized?" said Axel.

"Well, I don't know about memorizing anything, but my name is Xigbar, the Freeshooter."

"I am Xaldin, the Wind Lancer."

"... Vexen. The Chilly Academic"

"My name is Lexaeus, the Silent Hero."

"It's Zexion, the Cloaked Schemer."

"And #7 is me, Saix, the Luna Divider."

"Code names hunh?" said Axel, "Cool. What's mine? Can i be the Awesomest Superdude?"

"Your codename comes with the power that you obtain upon becoming a Nobody. So, since you have not discovered your power yet, You will be subjected to our Discovery Method. A process for finding one's inner power."

"Interesting." Thought Axel, "Wonder what that will be like."

"You're in for it now," said Saix, in a completelycalm voice,"I was one of the unlucky ones who didn't find his power immediately. I hope you live long enough to make peace with whatever deity you worship, punk."

Axel didn't like the look in Saix's eye, it was a wild, almost feral look of hate for everyone and everything around him.

"Well, if you managed to make it through, it should be a cakewalk for me!" said Axel cheerfully.

Thatstatement only succeededin making Saix's blood boil. Before he could comeback with a snappy retort, however, Axel was whisked away by Xemnas, for the discovery method.

For hours afterward, the screams from the DM room never ceased.

In those hours, the other members of the Organization sat around pondering Axel's likely and unlikely fate.

"Well I think that he's going to die a half hour into it." said Saix.

"But we've been hearing screaming for 50 minutes already!" declared Vexen

"So what! Shut up! I hate you! Go away!" Shouted Saix as he tramped up to his room.

As soon as Saix was gone, Xaldin stated, "Well, it is probable that Axel will die in there. How many other Organization wannabes have been claimed by that room?"

"Yeah, likeXedrrick, he snuffed it in under 30 minutes." Said Xigbar.

"And let's not forgetYexjnn, she was going to be our first female member."remarked Vexen.

"It would have been nice to have a girl around" said Lexaeus.

"What do you think Zexion, if he dies, Xemnas has promised that i can use his body in my experiments!" squealed Vexen.

"I don't really have much to say in the matter. As you well know, i like to keep my thoughts to myself.HoweverI will give you this, you are too obsessive with your stupidexperiments."Zexion replied, retiring to his room when he finished.

"Well that's a downer." said Vexen, "I don't care what happens to Axel anymore. I'm going to bed."

"Me too." said Lexaeus, "I have important plans tomorrow andI'll need my rest if i'm going to finish in one day." so saying, he departed for his chambers.

"Well might as well head on up too." began Xigbar, "I don't want to be stuck down here with no one but this loser for company."

"You want to make something of that punk?" shouted Xaldin.

"I've been waiting for you to say that for too long!" shouted Xigbar, "Ever since you stole my lunch from the break room fridge!"

"Bring it, Punk!" Screamed Xaldin.

A chaotic battle ensued. Xaldin and Xigbar did not get to participate in the next day's activities.

(The next day)

"Everyone get down here!" shouted Xemnas. "I'd like you to meet the newest member of our Organization."

All the Organization members slowly made their way downstairs, grumbling. Some, such as Saix, were still in their pajamas.

When everyone was collected in the meeting room, Axel began. "Name's Axel, got it memorized?"

"Well, I don't know about memorization but I... wait a minute, haven't we gone through this before?" said Xigbar, exasperatedly.

"Yes you have." said Xemnas, "However, the DM was a little too hard on Axel, so he forgot this past days events. Except he remembers that he hates you Saix."

"Fantastic, great thing to remember" said Saix,sarcastically.

"And he discovered his new Nobody power!" shouted Xemnas, as confetti andpoppers fell from the sky.

Silence

"Nothing? I spent all night setting up that confetti on the offchance that Axel would make it!"he said.

"Wow, you had that much confidence thatI would make it?"asked Axel.

"Not really." said Xemnas, "I was going to use it for the grand opening of the new vending machine if you didn't make it."

"Oh, that's nice." said Axel

"Well, go ahead and show them your new abilities."

Axel concentratedhis energy into his hands, and in a flash of spinning flame, 2 chakrams appeared in his hands. As soon as theyfinished spinning,Axel grabbed hold of them and threw them at Saix.

Saix screamed likelittle girl and started running around the room. Every where that Saix went, the chakram were sure to go. Finally, amidst the gales of laughter from the other Organization members, Saix was backed into a corner and couldn'tfind anyway to run.When the chakram were inches from his face, Axel snapped his fingers and they disappearedin a flash of fire, singeing Saix's eyebrows.

"Complete control over fire." stated Axel. "And Xemnas even came up with a name for me! I am the

King Axel: Pretty good chapter hunh?

Axel Fangirls: WE WANT MORE AXEL!

King Axel: Sorry! He'll appear more in other chapters. I swear!

Axel Fangirls: holds up squirt guns Super Soaker 3000's

King Axel: I'll get to typing.