D.Mind- Welcome back everyone; to the third chapter of In a Sea of Blood and Tears. Now I know I told you that you would know why Naruto's tears are black. I will tell you that in this chapter. It will be included in a flashback. So don't worry about it. Well that's all for now. I'll talk to you guys later. Wait your still here well here's Donte!
Donte- Read and Review or I will revive Jesus to &#! Slap the hell out of you. Ok. Good. Then on with the show.
Guy- We do not own Naruto or any character of the person who made it. But if we did it would have done the following:
Semi Dark Naruto
Cooler voiceovers (like me :P)
And darker clothes for Naruto.
Key- "He-Man"- Inner Sakura/Kyuubi/Demon Naruto/Loud Person Speaking 'She-Woman'- Inner Sakura/Kyuubi Thinking
"NOOOOOOO"- Human Speaking
'YEEEEEESSSSS'- Human Thoughts
Flashbacks and Important things
sigh- actions
Flashback
And with that they left the Hokage's Office and when they were a safe distance away the Hokage mumbled a few choice words to say to the paper. But they weren't a safe distance away and Naruto heard him.
"Jiji-san remember when you made clones for me to play with when I was younger? Why don't you just use them?" And with that they were gone.
As for the Hokage he looked like he seen Kami her/himself (Au: I don't discriminate) and put a note near the forbidden scroll for a reminder. So when Naruto gets back he would give him all the jutsu in the world…
Flashback End
"So Naruto you ready to go back?" A man in red asks
"Hell yeah. I gotta show them what they lost. Plus I want to mess with them." Naruto says
"Inuyasha stop giving him ideas or he'll get in trouble."
"Whatever Yusuke. Let him do whatever. Plus he's gone so let him take it out on someone."
"sigh. Fine. I guess it's better them than us." Yusuke says while looking defeated
"There you go. Now lets go."
"Finally, you two never shut up."
"What did you say?!" Yusuke and Inuyasha scream
"Nothing. Except that you two are all talk and no bite."
"You know what kid you just earned a one-way ticket to Konoha. Ready Yusuke?"
"Ready."
At this Yusuke charged up a reigun and Inuyasha did the same with his Kaze no kuzi. Launching the attacks at an angle so they would meet. They screamed the name of the attack.
"Kuzi no Rei (Scar of Spirit)"
The blast caught Naruto off guard, so he was launched toward his home Konoha. Now it was just Inuyasha and Yusuke standing there.
"So wanna race?" Inuyasha asks in a slightly bored tone
"As long as you wanna lose." Yusuke says taunting Inuyasha at the same time.
"I'll show you who's faster." And with that they ran like the wind.
At Konoha
As the sun filtered through the night sky colors of red, orange, yellow, blue, and purple exploded through the large village in an effort to wake everyone up. One might think this was a simple, ordinary day, but it was not it there was a special feel to the day. It was the beginning of an adventure.
The Hokage was bored and not the regular kind of bored where you can just pick something up and call it fun. This was the kind of boring where you would do paperwork over nothing. Alas there was no paperwork and he couldn't tell if this was a blessing or curse. So he pulled open his drawer to do the only thing he didn't in all his time as Hokage… read the Hokage rules and outlines. It was a big book at least twelve thousand pages and he never read it. Two hours later he finished the book and learned three things.
He had more power then the council.
He could make anyone else do his paperwork.
Every Saturday he could sleep in.
Basically he was flying on cloud nine. There was nothing that could ruin this for him so he nodded off under his hat.
Outside the Office
Kaede the secretary was bored and tired. She thought about going to sleep until she seen someone down the hall. He had hypnotic blue eyes, blond hair with red tips, a white skin tight shirt with a spiral symbol on the upper left side of it, a white cloak with blue flames that went down to his shins, baggy black pants, a black sword sheath and matching hilt, black and white shoes, then to top it all off had six familiar whisker marks. At that she started to blush.
'…Wait a minute whisker marks?!'
"I-Is that y-you Naruto?"
"Hmm… you remember me. It's nice to know that people still remember me. You look nice Kaede-san." He noticed her blush and decided to mess with her.
"T-Thank you Naruto-kun. You look good too." Checking him out and blushing all the while.
"Hey Kaede-chan" stressing the suffix he added "remember those games you used to play with me?"
"Y-yes. Why do you ask that?"
"Well I think it's time for some payback." And with that Naruto leaned over her desk and kissed her on her… lips! Wow. And it was not as bad as she thought he was like a pro to her. Just as she started to get into it he slowly pulled away she opened her eyes to get a good look at the boy who had stolen her first real kiss. His blond red hair framed his face, his eyes, opened to a point where it looked like he was tipsy, a small blush adorned his features, and the bright lights gave his a small holy aura. All in all he looked like an angel.
Then he dipped his head closer to her to hers and let his mouth get close to her ear. In a ruff, ragged, deep voice he said:
"And there's still more payback where that came from." And then everything went black as she fainted.
"Well I guess that I laid that on a little too thick. Oh well, I will not only get more of that but more ladies. Damn it's good to be the sole survivor of a clan." Then he busted open the doors to the Hokage's office to find a sleeping Hokage.
"Hey Jiji-san wake up!"
And with that the Hokage jumped up to find a boy no older than twelve scare the living crap out of him.
"I'm sorry young one bu-"
"Whatever Jiji-san it's a real shame that you-" points to old man "don't remember me-" points to himself "but that knocked out woman over there-" points to Kaeda "does. It's a real shame old man. It's a real shame."
"N-Naruto?! Is that really you?"
"Of course old man. Who else know this Oiroke no Jutsu."A great burst of dust came out of no where. Then when it cleared there stood a blond woman she had red highlights, red eyes, and a hourglass figure. That was enough to make the Hokage have a nosebleed spiraling him into the wall knocking him out.
Thirty Minutes Later
The Hokage just had the nicest dream there was this blond bombshell when he was suddenly knocked out. As he stood up there appeared to be a blond sitting in his chair… making out with his secretary! Quickly standing up he said in a calm voice:
"Kaeda that's my chair you know. But I think I can make an exception since this scene has happened before."As soon as he said that the now red woman got up and ran out of the room muttering 'I'm sorry' as quickly as she could.
"Aww man. Jeez Jiji-san you really know how to make an entrance. I was just getting to the best part of her payback." Naruto stressed the payback
"Sorry about that Naruto… wait payback?" Say the obviously confused Hokage asked
"From what she did like-" Naruto had to start counting on his fingers really quick making the aged Hokage sweat drop "-seven years ago?"
"Oh yes. Now I remember. She would kiss you and hug you and-"
"That's enough. There's no reason to go into details yet… hey do you feel that?"
"Feel what?"
With a small foxish smile on his face he answered "Inuyasha and Yusuke."
Thinking back to when those guys came to the village he asked "Wait where is Kazuma?"
That question struck a cord in Naruto and made him want to yell out but realized that it was just the Hokage he simply answered cryptally: "Where the black bird sings."
After thinking about where a black bird would sing he says "Naruto I'm sorry."
"It's okay old man I still got a little piece of him with me right here." He says as he pats his right arm.
"I see."
"Well here they are ask them any questions you want."
"Okay. And Naruto here are some keys to your father's mansion I'll have Miss Kaeda bring you there ok?"
"Sure thing old man. I'll see you in a bit right."
"Yes you will."
"Ok then see you old man." As Naruto opened the door and walked toward the secretary he passed up Yusuke and Inuyasha. Yusuke just walked to the door ,but Inuyasha sniffed the air1, then looked at Naruto who only gave a nod, Inuyasha then gave him a grin and went to the door as well.
"So then Kaede… wanna finish this at my new house?" Kaede could only nod and blush as she was whisked away to his new house… half-demon style.
Back in the Hokage's Office
"Hello Inuyasha, Yusuke."
"Hey old man."
"So how was his training."
"Well it was like this…" Thirty minutes Later "And that's how it happened. I'd say he is one of the strongest people in the world."
"Oh my… I never thought that Naruto would grow so strong in seven years. To defeat demons is quite troublesome for a human."
"Actually a hanyo."
"Ah I'm sorry I han… wait what?"
"When the demon was sealed into Naruto their life became one and seeing as they were two different species the seal kinda gave Naruto all the wisdom and power when he turned nine."
"So Naruto is the new Kyubbi no Kitsune?"
"Kinda. We went to see the dead king in Makai and he said when Naruto proves him of his Kitsune blood then he should sense that he is the new Kyubbi no Kitsune."
"I see… well you two are free to go."
"Well we're gonna leave him here."
"What? Where are you going?"
"Look just tell him the adventures are over. Were going back to our own dimensions we miss our wives."
"Ok."
"See you old man." And in a flash the two hanyo's were gone.
"Wow that was a flashy exit… I wonder what Naruto's doing." So the old Hokage used the shunshin no Jutsu to get there quickly.
Currently Naruto was about to show her why his Kage Bunshin no Jutsu and the bed mixed but, when there was a puff of smoke, he knew that it was nothing that would speed up the process of him getting his payback. After a while the smoke dissapeared leaving in it's wake the Hokage.
"Man Jiji-san why do you always ruin the moment? I was just about to show Kaede my second reason for using the Kage Bunshin."
"Sorry Naruto I guess it's just not time for you to do anything yet. Anyway what is the second reason?"
"Do you really want to know? Think about an orange book, then chapter 6 part 9."
"Oh dear Kami…"
"Oh my…" Kaede then noticed how big of a hole she dug herself long ago.
"I know that's what Yusuke said when he seen and realized what I meant... then asked if he could learn it."
" I never knew you thought that way Naruto-kun."
"Well Kaede when a certain fox tells you things in your sleep since you were three your mind kinda gets that way."
"Oh…"
"Well Jiji-san what are you here for? It better not be for your first book I took!"
"Actually it's not Naruto I'm putting you in the Academy, but I would like my book back later."
"Only if you can get me the others."
"Fair enough Naruto. Fair Enough."
On the way to the Academy
The two shinobi (and one civilian) then left the Namikaze Compound to get to the Academy. On the way there they had a very interesting conversation concerning the Kyubbi.2
"So Naruto did you find out why Kyubbi attacked Konoha onyour trip."
"Actually yes and when I found out why something very disturbing happened though."
"What happened?"
"Well it's actually kinda funny. Well I had seen the shinigami that helped seal the Kyubbi in me to get him to let out and train me."
"Really what happened?" Actually getting intrigued about seeing Minato once again.
"Well it turns out that the shinigami already let him out."
"Wait, what?"
"Yeah he already let my father out. Just because that vixen is a nasty slut."
"Yeah I know. But guess what I was stupid to go down into my mindscape and find out exactly how much of a dirty slut she was. And let me tell you it is not a good thing when a one hundred foot fox is banging down on your fishing rod?"
"I thought that foxes can shape shift?"
"Well they can but the seal didn't let her change form and I couldn't wake back up or get out."
"That must have been horrible."
"Yeah I know. I was there. But really I'm getting off track. Here if you wanna know why she attacked the village then think about what I told you about Kyubbi and then look at your tower."
"Ok." Kyubbi is a she She is a nasty slut Then the old man looked back to see his tower standing proudly in the center of Konoha.
The tall tower
The tall cylinder-like tower…
Oh God
The Hokage stifled a shiver that was headed down his spine. Naruto, Naruto just laughed at the old man's expression.
"But guess what I learned how to control her form in my mind."
"Wait a minute... Naruto are you telling me that you had sex with the greatest demon it existence and lived?!" The Hokage looked like the kid was going crazy
"Yes. And from what I can tell... she enjoyed every minute of it." Then Naruto just started laughing, Kaede had stars in her eyes, and the Hokage, The Hokage just fainted when he thought of his surregate grandsons power to keep up with the Kyubbi and give her pleasure.
At the Academy
Iruka was about to have a bad day. First he missed Anko; his girlfriend and now he had to announce a new student to a bunch of crazy wanna-be-shinobi. Sometimes he really missed being in Anbu.
"Ok kids I have some news for today."
The class had not heard him. So he did the big evil head no jutsu.
"Shut up I got some news to tell you." Now the whole class was quiet
"Ok then now that your all quiet- "He glared around the room to make sure that everybody was quiet "I would gladly like to say that there is a new student coming in late. He shall be here in about two minutes." After this there were whispers between all of the students and a few thoughts here's how some go.
'I wonder who this new kid is? Maybe he's a guy and I can convince him to bring back my clan with me. Then we will bring Itachi down with the power of love!'(3)
'I wonder what Sasuke is thinking about maybe how my chest is so big (AN:HAHAHAHAHAH)! I'll show that Ino-pig who's boss Cha!'(4)
'ZZZZZZZZZZZ'(5)
'Wow I wonder if munch that new kid has munch any exotic food? MMMMMMMMM exotic food MMMMM.'(6)
'…'(7)
'Maybe this new person will be able to help me bare a new heir? Then my clan will only grow in power. HAHAHAHA the Hyuuga will rule all'(8)
'No new kid is gonna steal my spot as top dog. Never!' (9)
Snapping the kids out of their reeve Iruka then announced that the new kid was here.
"Okay kids here is our new ninja to be." As he finished his sentence the new kid walked in revealing Naruto, the Hokage, and Kaede. Taking a quick glance at the class he made up a very cool way to introduce himself. Taking a gentlemanly stance and changing his aura to royalty (10) (which made his eyes a more pure blue) he announced his name and new title.
"Hello everybody my name is Namikaze Uzumaki Naruto, but you may call me The Demonic Angel."
D.Mind- Wow. This is the longest chapter I made so far. I'm kinda tired so just scroll down to see what all the little numbers mean.
1)Inuyasha smelled the pheromones in the air indication that Naruto not only turned Kaede on but made her wet. He nodded because Naruto knows how to use his demonic pheromones when he feels like it.
2)Ok this is not my idea. But since it's not I'm now giving credit to the person who did. His penname is The Oni. By the way man if you ever read this your story was awesome.
3)I really think that Sasuke is gay because he has a fan club and refuses to use it when he actually says like one hundred times "I must rebuild my clan." That and he always was concerned about guys and their "techniques".
4)Sakura was always a stuck up bitch end of story. That and she deserves to die. .
5)Shikamaru was always lazy he was just knocked out at the time.
6)I added Homer Simpson's personality to Choji's. HA! Sometimes I crack myself up.
7)Shino was always quiet… yes even in his mind. Remember it's always the quiet people.
8)Remember Naruto left when he was five and therefore that was too young for Hinata to know him… or stalk him.
9)Kiba. Kiba made a bad dog pun. HA!
10)Just because I said he could. Plus it was his Half-Demon ways.
Now you'll notice that Ino was not included. She was just passing around rumors and since she was talking I didn't feel like writing her part. Plus all that's in that head is air. HA! It's 1:07 in the morning and I only have five hours to sleep. So GOOD NIGHT PEOPLE.