A/N: Apparently, you people would rather have Tenten for a sensei then Shikamaru, couldn't blame you. Tenten's cool. Though, Kenji seems to be a pain. But don't tell Neji! XD

COPYRIGHT: I own the kids, not anything else!

"Mom? A-Are you sure?! Please tell me you're kidding!" Tenshi yelled on the phone. Lee just told her something she really didn't want to hear.

"Honey! Do you think I want to be having twins!? No! Blame your father! He does thing too well! Always has to over do everything!" Lee cried over the phone. Tenshi sighed and wished him good bye and best of luck. She felt really homesick, since she graduated two months ago and she hasn't gone home since. She's been sent on missions and had training with Shikamaru. She does like the new techniques she's been taught. Like the walk on walls jutsu. And while being lost in her thoughts, Kenji and Ai came up behind her and scared her.

"HEY! Oh, it's just you two. I thought I might have to worry." She said smart mouthing her team. They rolled their byakugon eyes and just pulled Tenshi to Tsunade's office where Shikamaru was waiting. They were assigned…a mission.

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"I see it." Ai and Kenji spoke in unison. They jumped to another tree. They were chasing after something…but…what was it.

"Are you sure?" Tenshi asked.

"Well I don't know Tenshi! We only have the byakugon!" Ai yelled at Tenshi, the two girls stopped.

"Hey! If I could see yards away I would! But I wouldn't always be so cocky about it!" Tenshi yelled.

"Oh, like your not cocky about controlling sand!?"

"At least I'm unique on the team!"

"At least I have normal sized eye brows!" Kenji sighed at the girl's fight. He watched the target stop and take a nap. Well, at least it isn't going anywhere. He thought. Now he just had to get his teammates to stop being idiots.

"Don't insult my eye brows girly!"

"But it's so easy! Miss I got drunk last week and destroyed everything!"

-FLASH BACK!-

"Alright team, you did good for your first week of being ninja. I'm proud." Shikamaru said while holding a shot of sake. Ai, Kenji, and Tenshi raised their juice. They sat it back down.

"I always knew you'd have dinner with me some day Tenshi." Kenji slyly said while nudging Tenshi's shoulder.

"Shut up ya idiot." Tenshi said.

"hey! Instead of being boring old team 11, let's have a cool team name! Like…team Shika! Just like Your dad and mom were on team Gai!" Ai smiled. Shikamaru cracked a smile and the other two liked it. Tenshi picked up a glass, too bad it was Shikamaru's. She drank it down then stuck out her tongue.

"yuck! Nastiest juice EVER!" She started to sway. Then fell onto Shikamaru's lap.

"Hey kid! Are you alright!?" Tenshi's cheeks turned pink. Ai poked Tenshi to see if she died on her sensei's lap. Tenshi sprung up.

"Don't touch me ya Fucking MORON!" She punched Ai into Kenji and the two into a table across. It broke and Tenshi slipped off Shikamaru's lap.

"NO! NOT ANOTHER ONE!" The owner of the restaurant yelled remembering Lee from long ago who completely destroyed his restaurant. Shikamaru jumped up. Tenshi was stumbling back and forth using her sand to crush people and tables. No one luckily died, but now they may need surgery.

"Shadow Possession Jutsu!" Shikamaru caught the drunken 11 year old. "Go get Gai and Kakashi! Even I won't be able to stop her! They need to come knock her out!" Shikamaru shouted. Ai and Kenji nodded as Tenshi began trying to fight her sensei's shadow possession.

-FLASH IN!-

"Like I planned on getting drunk! By the way, HANGOVERS SUCK! And don't start with me BLONDIE! What's your IQ? 25!?" Tenshi yelled.

"Oh go to the blonde jokes! Like I chose to have a low IQ!...I mean be Blonde!" Ai yelled. They were just about to kill each other when Kenji jumped in.

"Stop it Stop it Stop it! You two are best friends and very important to me, Ai, you're my Cousin, Tenshi. I'm madly in love with you." She smacked Kenji. "I deserved that this wasn't the right time. But you guys are also my friends and I hate seeing you fight. Now hug and make up this stupid argument." Tenshi rolled her eyes and so did Ai. Then they reluctantly hugged. Shikamaru came over the walkie-Talkies and shouted at them.

"STOP TALKING AND GET THE STUPID CAT!" The kids jumped and ran to where the sleeping cat was. Ai jumped and grabbed it waking it up. Now we know this isn't the first time Torah ran away. So she began scratching and biting. Ai screamed and Tenshi contacted Shikamaru.

"Alright. We got it. Ribbon on the right ear. Scratching up Ai." Kenji tried to help pull the cat off Ai. It ended up giving her six perfect lines on her cheeks like her dad's. Kenji saw Ai's face.

"Wow, you like a girl version of your dad." Kenji said blankly. "Except your not sexy." Obvious reference to the sexy jutsu (which all three kids know) and Ai slapped him. Torah laughed like a cat and Tenshi shook her head. (A/N: Before I was a Naruto fan I got a cat. I became a Naruto fan. And realized my cat had the same name as this one! Oh well!) The three kids went back to Tsunade's.

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"I hate that cat." Naruto and Ai groaned as the fat lady hugged her pet. Then paid Tsunade. Naruto stood up, he's not Hokage yet, but he's a jonin who helps out Tsunade.

"Listen Lady, every team in the village has brought that cat back! Back since before even MY team was first formed. And now my oldest daughter's face is slashed up. Though those lines make her look more like me." Naruto disciplined. Ai slapped her forehead. "Anyways, if you lose that cat again we're not sending a team after it!" The lady huffed and left the office. Tsunade smacked Naruto's head. And by the way, Naruto has two daughters, the younger is a year older then Dustin.

"Hey Dad! Can I get like, a better mission? I mean, you fought Zabuza and crap after a month! Let us have a cool mission for once!" Naruto shook his head and sat down.

"No Ai, that mission nearly killed me and the rest of my team." Naruto hissed.

"Actually, I think I have a great mission for them it allows them to leave the village. Nothing dangerous. Just sending this package to the kazekage." Tsunade sighed.

"My Mom and Dad! I can see my family!" Tenshi smiled. Tsunade nodded.

"Yes, in fact this is for…your 'mom'. He said he's said he ran out of the vitamins I make him take. You're just to give him these. That's all. You can spend a day there if you wish." The kids smiled and Shikamaru sighed. They got their first out of village mission.

Well, how'd you like it? Hey, can I ask you a favor? Can someone with a deviant account (who draws) draw these guys for me? PM me and I'll give you a really detailed description. I'd do it, but there's two problems with that. 1) I can't draw. I'm fully aware of that. 2) I don't have the right computer or pencil stuff to draw it even if I could. Please could someone? I'm not begging. I don't beg. Review if you liked the story though!