A/N: Oh, hai thar... This is a short chapter. I hope you still enjoy it. We don't own anything.


Squidward decided to go to Wal-Mart to buy some things. There, he saw Pearl buying Maybelline make-up. Squidward walked up sweetly up to her as he himself needed to buy some eye shadow to accent the bluish bags under his eyes.

"You buy eye shadow!" Pearl laughed. Soon she took out her cell phone and texted everyone about what Squidward was buying. Squidward was mortified! He grabbed some blush powder off of the nearest shelf. Squidward grabbed Pearl by the head and pried open her big mouth. She screamed as her cell phone dropped to the floor of Wal-Mart. Then, Squidward shoved the powder into Pearl's throat. Then, he cleared off a whole shelf of make-up and also shoved them into Pearl's giant throat. She tried to spit them out, but Squidward closed her mouth with all his might and then used Pearl's scrunchie to tie her lips together. Then, he forced her to swallow and eventually, the toxic materials used to make the make-up traveled through her bloodstream and killed her. Squidward nervously grabbed a kitchen knife from the cutlery section and stabbed each and everyone in the store. He couldn't risk anyone having to have witnessed the gruesome murder he had committed to Pearl. He killed all of the innocent shoppers, the children looking at toys, the security guards gaping at the shocking security footage, the people selecting food at the grocery section, the children throwing tantrums, and all of the innocent people in the store. He would have killed himself, however, he's not innocent, he's just as guilty as the next guy in a prison cell.


A/N: Did you like it? I wrote this one all by myself! It was quite difficult for me to write this chapter... Not only did I have trouble spelling Maybelline (it took me about 7 tries), I was also tired from the lack of sleep. The place that I was at during the time was so loud! I didn't know Seoul would be that loud and bright. Was it dark? It's going to get darker... You've been warned...