Chapter 3

"Haruhi!" Savor exclaimed jumping on the cross dresser so fast no one saw her move.

"Ahhh! Savor! Can you please get off?" Haruhi asked the older girl. Savor jumped away dusting off her cousin.

"Sorry sorry sorry" she said happily. Everyone swear dropped at her change in attitude.

"So anyone want to tell me why the host club is here?" Haruhi asked.

"Haruhi! Daddie here!" Tamaki exclaimed jumping on her now.

"HEY! Get off her u perv!" Savor yelled at Tamaki.

"Perv? What! Im no perv! I would never be a perv to my daughter Haruhi!" Tamaki exclaimed holding Haruhi protectively to his chest.

"Oh come on tama-chan, she already has a dad and deflinatly doesn't need another one." Savor said rolling her eyes.

Hikaru walked over to Haurhi and put his arm around her waist, "plus im her girl friends so get ur hands off,"

Tamaki looked like he was about to cry, "How could you date this shady twin? My little girl…"

Somehow Tamaki was now crying on Savors shoulder. She moved away from the crying blond, and her nemisis. "Come on Haruhi, I want to tell you about my new club!"

She pulled the brunett to a couch surrounded by a bunch of guys, "You see, I thought it was unfair that all the girls got to have all the fun so I thought, 'what about the poor boys?' then it popped up, why not a club for beautiful girls with too much time on their hands entertain boys with too much time on their hands? Of course I got the idea of a hostess club from the magnificently dense Tamaki Suoh. But then I had to findsthe perfect group of girls, so I went searching,"

She said it dramatically with hand gestures, "I found little Anais when was walking though the halls, she was being bullied by some other girls but I scared them off. And of course Anais would only join if her dear good friend Kinsey could join so I said 'why not?" she was really pretty too, though scarey… but any way back to the story. Gwen and Mari I met when I went to a party with my perents, They diddnt warm up to me very fast, I think its because of my awesomeness. But I got them to join, and let me tell you, it was NOT easy. I met Estella in Gym. I was the only person who would partner with her, though I don't know why, she is great! but all the other girls avoided her like the pleage, when I asked them they told me 'ask her' but I never did cause I just thought 'they must think they are too good for her, since her parents aren't very rich or popular, but she still had enough money to come here,

"And as you know ive been friends with Adele since like middle school, so she was no problem to get to join. So now here we are The Hostess Club! Its set up the same as those perves over thers club, you know how im good friends with the Ootori family, so Kyoya said he would help out!"

She ran to Kyoya and gave him a hug. He stood there not moving. He has never gotten use to being hugged by the girl, she was the only one who DARED hug him. It surprised everyone when he did nothing but push his glasses up with a little tint of pink in his cheeks.

The twins snickered getting a glare from Kyoya and a giggle from an Oblivious Savor. They had to admit, she did remind them of their 'King'. It was as if they were related instead of the little girl. Though they did understand how the little girl was related to him also.

Savor went back to the couch and sat down crossing her legs seductively and said, "im so sorry boys for the intrusion of these fine men. They just wanted to see when we opened. You might notice them from The Host Club. They aren't as bad as you think though, They only have the best intentions for your ladies, most of them,"

All the men had hearts in their eyes staring at her, The Host club boys jaws were touching the ground. She was great with the boys, no one would even guess she could be that way. Well yeah she was pretty but the way she acted….. The boys noticed the way the girl, Estella? They noticed the way she stared at the girl also. It was like the boys look but with real love and admiration. She doesn't…. does she?

The boys looked at the flirtatious girl sitting with Haruhi who was getting glares from the boys,(who diddnt know she was girl), then back to the other girl.

She must be really oblivious…. Maybe even more than Tamaki.

She looked over to she shell shocked boys and smirked and gave them a wink making them blush, even Mori and Kyoya had a tint in their cheeks. "Well, im gonna guess its time for those boys to get back to their little club right, Haruhi? Ill come over later and pick you up, im sure uncle Ranka wouldn't mind if I took you out for dinner would he? I have the perfect place that ive been dieing to share with, someone."

Haruhi nodded and stood up, Savor stood with her. They walked to the door and Savor gave her a hug before shooing them all out of the room.

"I think you handled that quite well, Sav-chan" Adele said suddenly next to her.

Savor nodded, "yup! That's how you handle boys! Now where where we?"

A/N: sooooo what do u think? Maby a little flirting with Savor and the hosts? Yes yes yes Haruhi and Hikaru are dating, I personally think they are soooo cute together, im sorry tamaki, but I ship haruhixhikaru even though theu don't get together in the manga, but if I owned OHSHC they would be!