(A/N)
Me: Glad to see me? Well my computer fixer upper guy-err postponed the day so here I am!
Chris: Oh joy.
Disclaimer: I do not own TDI or TDA or any of these lovely characters.
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Chris is standing on a rusty dock near a sign that says Wawanakwa. He flashes his trade mark grin at the camera.
"Welcome back everyone! And were here today to finally see the first episode of TDTI!" Chris says.
He walks to the peek of the dock and waits as he takes quick looks at his watch. "First we'll meet our semi intern semi competitors, where they'll stay at the… "Luxury Hotel"" Chris says sarcastically as the camera shows how luxury the "hotel" actually is. There was a crummy old campground with Latrines, Two large cabins, a mess hall, and more.
Chris glanced one sterner look at his watch then he glares at the camera man. "Where are these "lucky" contestants?" he asks the camera man.
The camera moves up a bit, clearly stating that the camera man possibly shrugged. Just before Chris could say anything else, a boat horn was heard through the waters of the murky ocean.
"Here comes our first contestant---!" Chris starts, but was cut off by the annoying boat horn.
The boat stops at the edge of the dock and out goes the contestant.
Out comes a teen boy with brown hair with bleach blonde streaks in a neat fauxhawk. His eyes were dark brown and he looks like an average teen to Chris. What caught Chris attention was the the words 'Don't Stop Believing' on his light yellow t-shirt in dark red print. His dark jeans and converse made it stand out much more.
"Finn." announced Chris.
Finn walked up to Chris and looked around the island from his view point. He scrunched up his nose in disgust making Chris have a blank face.
"What?" Chris asked for the teenager's response.
Finn shrugged making his random wrist bands go toward the end of his hands. "I don't know Chris… I thought we were going to be in a much better place than this crummy old camp. Possibly, this is luxury for you." Finn states as he walks to the other end of the dock, where Chris pointed.
"Well…" snarled Chris. He was cut off once more when another boat approached. A pair of white vans was shone stepping out of the boat. There stood a slim and curvy wavy shoulder length brunette. She wore a white t with a black and white striped vest, light blue jean shorts, and a beret making her side bangs being covered slightly.
"Hey Chris!" she exclaimed as she walked up to him and shook his hand.
"Nice beret" Chris started, he then took out a small piece of paper from his front pocket, reading the girl's name. "Cani."
"Oh um, it's Candi." She explained.
Chris glared at her. "Well, it doesn't say that on the application Can-dee" he mocks.
Candi rolled her eyes and walked to the other side of the dock where Finn is. She looks at the camp on her way there.
"I guess this wasn't a special occasion after all…" she murmurs as she begins taking off her beret.
Finn and Candi gave each other warm smiles as it approaches an awkward silence.
Before the silence reached Candi looked at Finn. "Uh… nice…. Uh…. Shoes." She thought quickly trying to break the silence.
Finn smiled but it suddenly turned into a frown. "All I want is just one day a year when I'm not visually assaulted by uglies and fatties."
Candi panicked as Finn gave a straight face.
"I-I didn't mean it like that! You really do have nice shoes it's a compliment!" she explained.
"Kidding, I was just reciting a line from my the BEST SHOW EVER." Finn said as he sighed just thinking about the "best show ever".
Candi sighed relieved as she and Finn went into a brief conversation. Chris was looking annoyed as the next boat arrived.
"Finally another person…" Chris announced. Finn and Candi glanced at the next boat.
The next person was a skinny boy with messy brown hair and blue eyes. His glasses reflected the sun causing Chris to squint. He wore a casual blue shorts and a dark blue sleeve shirt. He held up a laptop typing his way through the world…
"Vito, how's it going man?" asked Chris as he tried to give him a high five. Vito's fingers didn't leave the keyboard a bit.
"Fine. Don't leave me hanging. Oh! And just one more thing…" Chris announced as he grabbed Vito's computer and threw it in the dirty ocean.
Finn and Candi stared at Vito, watching his annoyance rise up.
"What the hell was that for?" asked Vito. Chris chuckled.
"Yeah, new rule. No electronics." He announced.
"Since when?" asked Finn as he protectively held his iPod in his pocket.
Chris shrugged. "Since now."
"Oh joy…" retorted Vito as he walked near to the end of the dock, catching a glance at the campsite. "What a nice hotel." He said sarcastically as he took a seat near Candi giggled at his sarcasm and Vito rolled his eyes.
"Okay. Next up we should have…." Chris started as he pulled out another piece of paper with a name written on it. A boat pulled up on the dock momentarily.
"Damion Fera? Present." Said Damion as he already took a seat near Finn. Damion had burgundy hair sweeping over his eyes but his piercing blue eyes were still visible. His tan skin showed off making his baby blue t with purple clouds on it and his black jeans and white sneakers not noticeable.
"I'm getting cut off way too much." Chris mumbles. Damion nods.
"Of course, I mean all these comments on this disaster place who wouldn't get cut off?" Damion says. Finn kept a straight face as Candi giggled a bit and Vito's arms were tightly crossed above his chest cursing under his breathes of the death of his laptop.
"Teenagers these days… Sheesh…" Chris says as he rolls his eyes making it directly in contact with the next boat.
A blonde boy came out with tan-ish skin and sapphire eyes. He wore a coffee apron, much to Chris' attention span, and a white t with blue jeans. He was quite muscular, but not one of those sumo body builders you see on sports illustrated.
"Niko! First impression on the island?" asked Chris as he high fived Niko.
Niko smiled then frowned when he saw the crappy camp. "I saw better coffee vomit then this." He murmured as he sat near Damion.
"Hey, Niko was it?" asked Damion as he tried to make a decent conversation to someone.
Niko glanced at Damion and spoke. "Yeah, the one and only. Why, what's it to ya?"
Damion shrugged and smiled. "Dunno, just needed to talk."
Niko nodded and payed no attention to Damion.
The next boat arrived carrying a boy on the tip of the boat. He had light brown eyes and pale skin. His blue, and black hair was made into a fauxhawk style. His ear piercings glimmerd in the sun making everyone squint this time. He wore a light grey t with the words "I'm on a Boat" written in black font and a picture of a boat on it, followed by his light blue jeans and white vans.
"Well of course he's on a stupid boat." Candi pointed out making a joke to his shirt, and the boat.
Damion smiled and Finn chuckled.
"Right mhmm." Chris said, He looked at the guy on the boat as he was tipping backwards into the ocean. "Wait no!"
SPLASH.
"NOOOOO!! MY HAIR, IT'S GONNA GET RUIN!" cried Finn as the water splashed on the gang.
"Ahg! Idiot!" screamed Candi, Vito, and Damion.
"****…" murmured Niko as the camera blurred his swears.
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Chris: "We here on Total Drama Tropical Island, does not support or use the bad language of the human species. This concludes that only Teenagers will be heard swearing. Thank you." He said sarcastically.
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The guy came back up on the dock shaking off the water.
"NOW MY HAIR WILL BE RUIN!" Chris screamed. As he pointed to the rest of the gang, for him to stand.
"Whatever, at least I still have yer name." Christian said.
Chris chuckled. "Whatever Lyon's."
Christian glared at Chris then sat near Niko.
"Stupid host." Mumbled Christian.
"Stupid show." Murmured back Niko.
They both looked at each other and smirked.
"Ugh, is this show gonna be all made out of boys?" asked Candi getting irritated by all the males that shown up already.
"Hmm for the answer of that, here come's a girl now!" Chris exclaimed as the next boat appeared.
There stood a girl with sleek blonde hair that covered her left eye. Her eyes was blue like Vito's and her skin was a creamy pale white. Her gold pleated miniskirt matched her hair, while her red pumps and red cardigan matched each other. Her white tanktop underneath made her skin really glow. The solid gold bangles and necklace glimmered in the sun making Everyone squint harder.
She took a step on the dock as Chris helped her down.
"Thank you Mclean." She said formally. She took off her sunglasses making everyone see her angry look.
"Look! The queen of England finally arrived!" joked Christian as he chuckled at Elisa Anna VonWhite.
"Pardon you excuse for a boy?!" protested Elisa as she walked toward Candi.
Christian exchanged glances with Niko as they were confuzzled by Elisa's attitude.
"I like your bangles, it looks nice on you!" commented Candi as she was trying hard to make a lot of friends on the show.
Elisa glanced at Candi and smirked. "Well of course. Anything that's good ALWAYS looks good on me."
Candi wasn't taken back from her self richeousness. She just smiled.
"Oooh, I like the attitude Elisa! Just think of the ratings!" Chris says as the next boat arrives.
Another girl came out of the boat. She had long messy chestnut brown hair with caramel streaks, making her hair looks rather delicious. Her eyes was hazel and her skin was sandy. She looked like a perfect coffee mixture. Her freckles covered her face. Her red silk tanktop was covered with her black silk tank top with the words "Zydrate come in a little glass vial" in white capital letters and a drawing of a glass vial with neon blue liquid followed by her dark jean shorts and her combat boots.
Chris smiled. "Callie! Welcome to the…" Chris chuckled. "Luxury Resort Hotel!"
Callie glances at the campground and scrunched up her nose in disgust. "Hotel? HOTEL? This is SOOO not a Luxury Hotel! This was not what I signed up for! And do you actually think I would sleep in such a disgusting place! A Queen should NEVER sleep in a such vile island! That's it! It's an island for peasants!"
Christian rolled his eyes. "Great another Queen."
Callie scoffed as she sat near Candi and Elisa. Elisa and Callie exchanged looks.
"Wow Callie, your combat boots make you look like a commoner!" exclaimed Elisa.
Callie glared at Elisa. "Well with all that jewelry and exposure they should probably just make you the town stripper!"
Elisa then glared at Callie making Callie smirk in triumph. "Well at least I don't look like my clothes was from the street!"
"THAT'S IT!" Callie exclaimed as she immediately stood up with Elisa standing up too. It looked like Callie was going to throw a punch but Candi defensively stopped the two from getting into a fight.
"Aw darnit. Little miss Artist probably made the drama go down!" snarled Chris.
Candi took a quick look at Chris. "Well, for your information I don't like drama! And Callie! Elisa! You guys have to calm down!"
Callie and Elisa rolled there eyes as they sat back down. Candi sighed in relief as she sat in the middle of the two.
"Now, now, with all the fighting out… we should bring our Fighting Contestant! Heeeeeeeeeeere'sssss DAVID!!" Scream Chris as David came out of the boat that the gang didn't notice.
David had braided black hair that look like Conrow's. His eyes were brown and his skin was dark tan. He was muscular and had tattoos that looked like he meant business. He wore an ice blue jacket, t, jeans, and shoes.
"Yo David!" Chris said trying to act cool to the teens as he knuckled touched David.
"Chris man? Is that you? You looked a lot taller on TV." David said as he walked to the end where he saw the other contestants. He sat near Niko and Christian as they all knuckle touched him.
A flash was suddenly seen the other side of the dock. Everyone whipped around to see what the heck was it.
"Evelyn! Great to have you here!" said Chris as he shook hands to the Shutterbug.
"please, call me Evie!" she explained. She had shoulder length wavy dark brown hair with orange highlights. Her bangs were on her eyes but Evie quickly swept them off to the side so she could see Wawanakwa and to show everyone her light brown eyes.. She wore an orange tank top, army green cargo shorts, and orange chucks. She had People stared eyes widened. As they looked at her long scar from her shoulder to her wrist.
Evie took pictures all the way to the other end of the dock, which was a short trip. She sat near Christian and Niko.
Christian smiles at Evie, which she smiled back.
"Evie right?" asked Christian.
Evie whipped her head finally not paying any attention to her camera. "Yeah."
Christian just smiled once more. "How'd you get that scar? It's… awesome"
Evie's head sunk down as she quietly murmured. "…accident."
"Come again?" Christian asked not catching the first words.
"It was an accident okay?!" Evie complained not wanting to talk about what happened.
Christian layed back not wanting to hurt Evie any much more. Niko noticed what was going on and rolled his eyes at the love fool Christian.
A boat arrived shortly. The girl on the boat made everyone gasp in fear.
She had long dark brown hair with midnight blue streaks in it that went down to her mid-back. Her eyes was a fierce dark blue and her skin was light brown. She has 5 noticeable freckles above her nose and many piercings on her ears. Her black t shirt saying "I might break your heart" with a picture of a goth girl with a hammer and a smashed heart next to her showed her navel. Her red and plad skirt was over her dark black pants. She had dark blue gloves that matches her dark blue converses. And an intimidating black hat that she wore backwards that had the words "SWAT" on it.
"Madison, you think you'll bring the drama?" asked Chris.
Madison looked at Chris and smiled. "Drama isn't my, forte, no thank you." She said politely making everyone stun.
"How could a punk girl be nice?" asked Finn confused.
Callie shrugged not noticing that Madison sat near Finn, David, and Callie.
"So liking the hotel anyone?" asked Madison as she smiled a casual smirk.
David looked at her "Are you kidding me?" asked David.
"Do I look like I'm kidding?" asked Madison making her polite tone vanish.
David shrugged. "No ma'm."
Finn smiled at Madison's accomplishment and looked at her. "I like you already."
Madison smiled back at Finn as they started a brief conversation.
Another boat was heard and it carried a boy this time.
"Hm, I wonder how much more people there is." Chris asked himself as the other competitors rolled there eyes.
The teen boy stepped out wearing an Unbuttoned plaid blue and white collared shirt over a thin white v neck undershirt. Dark wash straight leg jeans, and black converses. His skin was tan and he was fit. His hair was dark brown in a shaggy bowl cut. His eyes were dark green and he was smiling, glad to be here.
"mr. Mclean." Said Rylan as he shook Chris' hand.
"please, call me Chris… Rylan." Chris responded.
"Oh no. I wasn't honestly going to even call you Mr. Mclean for now on." Rylan said as he walked to the other side of the dock, where the others are. Taking a seat near Christian, Niko, and Evie.
"Well, that's at least---" Before Chris was finish another boat horn was heard on the dock.
"That must be Leilani." Chris said narrowing his eyes at how much he was interrupted.
Leilani stepped out of the boat smiling. She had a curvy hourglass figure and wore a yellow v neck t shirt with shorts, and brown sandals. She had tan skin like Rylan and wavy dark brown layered hair that stops to her mid back like Madison. Her eyes were dark brown.
"Ohmigod… Total Drama Tropical Island? NO WAY!" Leilani yelped as she excitedly ran down the dock to hug Chris.
"Ew I can't believe she actually hugged that thing…" Damion added.
Leilani popped back into realization and moved away from Chris. "Ew, your right."
Damion gave a smile at Leilani and she gave him back. She immediately sat near Damion, Candi, and Madison.
Rylan sighed in disappointment. Christian, David, and Niko noticed right away and smirked like evil monkeys.
"You fell for her hard man. Just like that!" exclaimed David as he put a supportive arm around Rylan. Rylan shook his head.
"Me? Falling hard for a girl? No!" Rylan lied as Christian rolled his eyes.
"Seriously, I only known you for like 5 minutes and I could pretty much tell that your lying." Christian said.
"Yeahhhhhh….." Niko added as he looked drowsier then ever.
"What happened to you?" asked Rylan trying to avoid the crush question.
Niko shook his head violently. "Must. Get. Coffee."
Before Christian could say a word another boat pulled up for the 13th time.
"Here comes… Hanon!" cried Chris as he watched the girl step out of the boat.
Hanon has long strawberry red hair with green tips at the end tied into a low pony. Her eyes were green and she wore black emo glasses. She also had 4 piercings on both of her ears and freckles. Her brown tanktop was somewhat visible even thought it was covered by her green hoodie. Her jean shorts with brown leg warmers made her green converses pop.
Hanon smiled and she walked to the dock where Chris was standing.
"Hi! I'm Hanon!" Hanon introduced herself as she quickly pulled out a sketchbook and started sketching the island. "I could really use this art to put up as a Halloween decoration!"
Chris mumbles and rolls his eyes at the rude comments still coming about the island.
Hanon walked passed Niko and blushed. She held her sketchbook tightly as she sat near the other gals on the side.
Candi giggled at Hanon's comment about the island. "Wow, your drawings are soooo cool! I wish I brought my sketchbook here, but I guess I was afraid that Chris was going to throw it in the ocean like Vito's laptop…" Candi commented.
Hanon smiled at Candi, surely already making a friend. "Chris did that? Wow. Well, it's okay I brought a spare sketchbook, you can have it."
Candi then smiled and thanked Hanon.
One boat pulled up actually holding two people in it.
"UGH!" screeched the girl on the boat as she got off and went to the dock near Chris. She wore skinny jeans with a tight tank top, her hair was blonde with highlights and long layers, and her eyes were hazel making her tan skin glow.
"This cannot be the hotel!" screeched the girl as the boy stepped off the boat too.
He had flat brown hair and had a cap with a flaming skull that says "not your role model" that covered most of his hair. His black and white skate shoes reminded Chris of a mime. He had black jeans and t with words that say "Born to Hate". He looked like a true rocker.
"The boat ride with Miss Prep here gave me a headache." Said the boy as he covered his ears.
"Whatever!" screeched the girl.
"Okay, Claire, Ted, tell me why you were on the same boat…" asked Chris.
"My boat wasn't working so I had to hitch a ride with Mister Metal Rocker here." Clarified Clair.
"Mhmm. I see. Well that's the last of you meddling kids! Time to explain." Said Chris as he gestured the 16 interns/competitors to the camp.
"You see here?" asked Chris as he reached the campground pointing to the whole camp.
"Yeah, what about it?" asked Elisa annoyed.
"Well, your not staying here." Said Chris. "Not even a cabin!"
Everyone cheered and sighed in relief
"So we are going to stay at a resort?" asked Callie excitedly.
"Nope!" chuckled Chris which made the campers scream in disbelief. "You won't be staying under a roof at all! This is just a place where the interns will be meeting."
"So this is just like a producer lounge?" asked Vito.
Chris shooked his head. "The camp is the intern lounge. The PRODUCER lounge is WAY better then this dump."
This time all of the campers groaned.
"You'll be staying on the second island called Wawanakwa II, where you'll have to make your own shelter to survive like the rest of the competitors." Announced Chris.
"So wait. There's more?" says Evie.
Chris nods. "Yes. We'll have 3 separate teams. You being the "special" team that will have to do orders commanded by mwah." Chris says pointing his thumb to his chest.
"The rest of the details will be explained later once we arrive to Wawanakwa II." Announced Chris as he walked away.
"HOLD IT!" yelled Niko. "One, how will we get there? And TWO, where's the coffee?!?!?!"
"One, you have to swim. Two, you don't get coffee." Explains Chris as he grins.
"WE HAVE TO WHAT?!" yelled Callie in disbelief of swimming to another island.
"Swim. Wow, you teens must not be good at listening. This'll be hilarious! So I suggest you start swimming now, the sharks like coming at night…" said Chris. "Well. See you at the island!"
"WAIT JUST ONE MORE SECOND!" yelled Candi as she stomped her foot to Chris. "If we have to swim, how will you get to the island?"
The guys smirked and the girls snickered at the thought of Chris being shark bait if he has to swim.
"Me? Swim with you? Please! That'll ruin my hair. I take the TDTI helicopter duh!" Chris says as he runs off to the producer's "secret" lounge.
All the interns/competitors/campers/survivors/cast aways groaned as they headed to the shore to start there swimming.
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(A/N)
Me: Hmmm? That was long wasn't it? WASN'T IT?
Chris: Yeah.
Me: okay! Well, I guess you can guess the pairings now which is…
NikoxHanon
CandixVito
EviexChristian
RylanxLeilani
I think I put all of them mhmm? Well if you guys still want to be paired up REVIEW and tell ME for who you want to be paired up with savvy? Savvy. Okay. This was just day 1 part 1 lol! Remember this will be a big day! Right?
Chris: Right!
Me: So please do not flame on my grammar cause I am a lazy slacker. Right?
Chris: Right!
Me: You weren't suppose to agree!