Authors Note: This is a side story to my…'The Meeting' series…thing…that ALSO includes 'In Between Dimensions' and 'In One Dimension'. If you haven't read either then I'll just sum up what you need to know in this chapter as a reference and also in a future chapter when they cross dimensions. (They're going to the 12th Dimension and to do that they have to pass the 2nd.) Everyone thinks Doofenshmirtz-2 and Platyborg are dead since Rodney took over in 'IOD' and Phineas is the most upset about it. Got it? Good. Now read.

The children laughed hysterically at what they had just heard, except for Doofenshmirtz who just scowled at the M. Irving didn't laugh and continued to glare at the doctor.

"Look, it's enough that Perry the Platypus peed on my couch once! But you're a human! Don't you think that's a little…I don't know…COMPLETELY INSANE?!"

"No, no I don't! It was very justified if you ask me!" Irving crossed his arms.

"Oooof course it was, kid!"

Candace muffled her laughter with her hand and quiets herself down enough to actually speak "Ok I think I speak for everyone here when I say that I want to hear THAT backstory."

"Really?" Heinz asked "Normally when I start a backstory you're the first one to tell me to shut up, why do you all of a sudden want to hear this one?"

"Because this one actually sounds interesting."

"Gee thanks." The scientist rolled his eyes.

"Let's face it Heinz, you're a cry baby. Waaaaaaah! My parents hate me! The other ocelots made fun of me! I'm not sure if I hate Christmas or not! My wife divorced me!"

"You know what, just for that I'm not going to tell it." Doof crossed his arms and turned away from her.

"Oh come on Dr. D!" Phineas begged "The rest of us really want to hear it. What's one person to seven?"

"Well actually it's six." Irving pointed out "I don't need to hear it because I was there."

"Pleeeeaaaase Dr. D?" The young inventor gave him puppy eyes.

"No way Phineas, Vanessa tries that on me all the time and…I always give in…"

"This time shouldn't be any different then." Phineas made the eyes bigger and Doof finally gave in.

"Alright! Alright! Alright! Fine! Just put those things away before you hurt someone, they're very powerful."

Phineas and Ferb bumped fists.

"Have you ever thought of using those eyes for evil? I could use them in a scheme if you-"

Candace blew a raspberry "No offence Heinz but I don't think my brother wants to look like the other you."

Everyone glared at her and Baljeet elbowed her.

"Ow! What?" The teen rubbed her arm and the Indian boy pointed to her brother, her glare instantly softened.

Phineas looked down at the ground sadly. Ferb put a hand on his brother's shoulder and Perry chattered, walking up to put a hand on his arm. The platypus smiled at him and the boy attempted to smile back but it didn't come easily.

"Phineas I'm sorry, I shouldn't have brought that up." Candace apologized.

"I'm sorry too Phineas." Doofenshmirtz told him.

"It's not your fault you guys, I just wish we could have done something to-"

"There's nothing anyone could have done." Isabella walked up to put a hand on his shoulder "I bet if there was something we could have done it would have been an excellent plan because you would have come up with it. You're brilliant and can fix any situation if you put your mind to it."

"Yeah." Everyone murmured in agreement.

Phineas cheered up almost instantly "Thanks guys…now let's hear that backstory! You know…if you're up to it Dr. D"

"Of course! Let's see…" Doofenshmirtz rubbed his chin and then snapped his fingers "Alright so I was getting up to get a glass of water late at night when…" His voice trailed off as the flashback appeared, dimly.

Doofenshmirtz was getting up from his bed late at night to get a glass of water when he heard some weird noises. He shut off the tap and pulled the glass out from under the faucet. He listened more closely and concluded that the noise was indeed coming from the room he had his couch in. Why he kept his couch where he built things, he had no idea and why he even KEPT that couch that Perry peed on…actually he knew why. Perry the Platypus refused to let him throw it out and buy a new one because 'a little accident on the couch wouldn't hurt anyone', apparently. Also, Heinz didn't want the platypus to feel subconscious if he got rid of it so he washed the cushion and the couch stayed.

Anyways…he walked out of the kitchen and into his lab, he flipped the light switch and screamed at the sight. There was a boy, A LITTLE BOY…peeing on his couch. The boy screamed along with him, covering his eyes instead of being normal and covering…down there.

Heinz covered his eyes and continued screaming at the top of his lungs, Irving did the same. They both screamed, eyes closed and one of them pants down for about three minutes. After the screaming was over, they both took a deep breath and uncovered their eyes. They locked glances and the same cycle continued for another three minutes. The two screamed and covered their eyes, Irving made his scream louder and still didn't pull his pants up or even bother to cover himself- well…you know down there.

Finally Doofenshmirtz screamed out some actual words "What are you doing?!"

Irving screamed a reply "I was peeing on your couch!"

"Why?!"

"Because!"

"Pull your pants up!" Heinz demanded, still covering his eyes. "I don't want to see…that- well that!"

The boy refused and crossed his arms, not caring about flashing the poor doctor. "No." He said in defiance.

"Well at least hide yourself behind the couch!" Doofenshmirtz pleaded, peeking through his fingers so he could see ONLY the boys top half of his body.

"Fine, but that's all the sympathy you're getting from me!" Irving hopped off the couch he was standing on- much to Heinz dismay- and stood behind the arm rest of the couch so only his top half was showing.

The scientist sighed in relief and uncovered his eyes. "Glad that heart attack is over…now, would you mind telling me WHY YOU'RE NAKED IN MY HOUSE?!"

"That statement is irrelevant! I'm only half naked!"

"Will you at least tell me why you're peeing on my couch? How did you even get in here anyways?"

"I don't believe that's any of your business!" The boy snapped.

"None of my business? You snuck into my house and you're naked-"

"Half naked!"

"HALF naked and I walked in on you PEEING on my couch. You also refuse to pull your pants back up. HOW IS THAT NOT MY BUSINESS?! Okay maybe the last one isn't my business…" He paused. "But you're still naked-"

"Half naked!"

"HALF NAKED IN MY HOUSE...what do you have to say for yourself?"

"Tralfaz."

"Tralfaz?"

"Yeah, Tralfaz!"

"…okay."

"And I don't have to explain myself to you! Irving is out, PEACE!" Irving held up a peace sign and stormed out from behind the couch and through the front door, still not bothering to pull his pants up.

Doofenshmirtz grimaced and covered his eyes with a disgusted moan "Oh the humanity!"

The flashback ended, showing a scowling Doofenshmirtz in the present.

"And I still don't know why he peed on my couch…I don't know what tralfaz means either. I looked it up online and even in the dictionary too! I'm starting to think that it isn't even a real word…"

Perry rolled his eyes and the scientist glared at him.

"Quiet you!" Heinz pointed at the mammal "You still aren't excused for what you did last year! I still remember! I'll come to YOUR house and pee on YOUR couch! Let's see how you like it!"

Phineas coughed awkwardly "Um Dr. D?"

"Hold on a second! I'm not finished!" Doof continued to glare at his nemesis "And I won't just pee on your couch. I'll pee on everything!"

"Dr. D..." Phineas tried again.

"I will pee on EVERYTHING IN YOUR ENTIRE HOUSE! HAHAHAHAHA-"

"DR. D!" The red head yelled and the scientist flinched.

"What?"

"You do realize that Perry lives with me and Ferb right? And…in order to do-…what you just threatened…you'd need A LOT of-" The rest was muffled when Isabella covered his mouth and spoke up.

"I think what Phineas is trying to say is…that would be REALLY REALLY awkward and he'd appreciate it if you didn't…release yourself…all over his house…" She said the last part slowly and awkwardly. "Right?" The girl turned to the young inventor who nodded "Yeah. I'm right. Great, now that this…interesting conversation is over. Let's choose teams!" Isabella uncovered Phineas' mouth and he took over from there.

"Alright guys let's split into teams. Team one will consist of me, Ferb, Dr. D, Perry and Isabella. Team two will be Baljeet, Buford, Candace and Irving. Any questions?"

"Yeah." Buford raised his hand "How come your team has more members than ours, huh?"

"Looks like there was a minor miscount…anyone want to sit this first one out? I promise they'll get a bigger part in the next task we do."

The platypus chattered and raised his hand, slowly making his way over to a bale of hay. He sat down on it and rested his chin on his hand, looking glum.

Phineas glanced at his pet sadly and excused himself and Ferb for a moment, dragging Doof into a nearby abandoned medieval shop.

"Ow! What?" Heinz asked once they were inside.

Phineas did not look pleased "I don't know what you did to make our platypus so sad but you better fix it!"

"I'm trying! I don't know what I did! He's been upset with me all day!"

"Well you better fix this by the end of the day or else."

"Or else what?" Doofenshmirtz glanced into the boys eyes and flinched, flashbacks from that day sometime last year flooded his thoughts. Those kids broke nearly all his limbs that day…and a few of his ribs. Heinz gulped. "Point taken."

The red headed boy nodded seeing that they had an understanding; he continued "You're excused from all the tasks except one; your only task is to make up with Perry. Got it?"

"I'll try but it won't be easy…" Doof rubbed the back of his neck and flinched when the kid stepped forward.

"Just make it happen." Phineas shook his head and walked out of the old abandoned store.

Ferb followed and made the 'I'm watching you' notion before leaving. Doofenshmirtz gave and exasperated sigh when they left.

"Great." He told himself "I have to make Perry the Platypus happy by sundown or else I'm a dead evil scientist…what could possibly go wrong for me?"

"Change of plans." Phineas told the teams "Dr. D isn't participating with us so Irving you're on our team…"

"Hey Dinnerbell! That's not fair! We're back to where we started, you still have more people!"

"Hey guys!" Jeremy waved, holding a picnic basket on his arm.

"Jeremy?" Candace walked up to her boyfriend "What are you doing here?"

"I came to pick you up for our date but I saw that you guys rebuilt the Bio dome, so I figured since we had so much fun last time…why don't we do it again? Who knows? Maybe I could even say what I like about you this time." He stared at her dreamily and she blushed.

"Works for us." Phineas shrugged. "Jeremy you're on Team two."

"Sweet." The blond teen shrugged as well.

"On your marks…" The young inventor held up his arm and Ferb held up a red flag. "Get set…" Everyone got ready and the Brit held the flag up higher. "GO!" Phineas waved down his arm and Ferb waved the flag down. It miraculously turned green within the final wave and everyone ran to their team's castle.

The first task had begun.

A/N: Alright…NOW we're getting somewhere.

Pairings: (I know right? It's unbelievable coming from me.)

Phinebella

Canderemy

Tiny Bujeet but barely even noticeable.

And slight Perryshmirtz.

GO!

(Gonna need a summary change…*sigh* One that includes the pairings and plot. I'll think of somehthing…maybe.)