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The Konoha Music Show Spectacular!
Chapter 4: Team Guy just woke up in Vegas!
"Well, that was fun!" Lee looked at disbelief at TenTen, she returning the look. "What, you didn't even like it?"
"Are you joking Tenten? IT WAS THE EPITOME OF THE SPRING TIME OF YOUTH!" He emitted radiant beams from his feiry passion that always made TenTen feel as if he was high.
"Do you even know what that means?" Neji was always astounded how he and TenTen could stand him half the time. His optimism was admirable to a degree, but he was such a pain in the dick, like a kick to the crotch. He noted how he didn't use pain in the ass instead. "Yeah, that's my terminology, god help them if they do..." He had no idea he had an inner Neji... well, he wasn't the only damaged one, a certain pink haired nut job teetered into his head.
"I KNOW NOT OF THE WORD, IT JUST FITS!" Lee continued to fuel his fire with more passion. What Neji also hated how Lee managed to make himself cry over the littlest of things. While he was sobbing, TenTen was considering hitting him on the head with her gigantic iron ball, however, he was to be part of their performance and he did suggest the song choice after all. "Well, at least Guy Sensei isn't here, god he would crying too. I can imagine it now, OH LEE, you have more feiry passion in your body than a furnace!" She directed. "Or something as bi-curious as that..." Reality slapped back and caught her off guard.
"Why were you making kissy faces?" Neji inquired, he couldn't mantain his seriousness as he closed his eyes when a smirk forced itself to his face.
"No, no, I... do it all the time!" She flailed her arms wildly as she struggled to lie casually. She didn't do this all the time.
"It's because TenTen has the romance to express, uncontrollable desires! After all, she is a young women!" Lee was happy as his radiance blinded them both. He also pressed his head into her cheek, tears rolling down his face again. TenTen's veins popped out in her head at the invasion of her personal space. He made this a frequent thing too.
"Give me some space!" She sent him flying into the wall with a roundhouse kick, instead of that hint being understood by Lee, he started to cry. Both Neji and TenTen gave him funny looks and exchanged a murderous frown. How they wished to kill him there and then...
"MY TENTEN!" He wailed as loud as he could, both his team mates had cringed as the pitch made their ears bleed, only he could pull it off with confidence and pride.
"YOU'RE KICK MAKES ME HAPPY! OH IF ONLY YOU COULD DO THAT MORE OFTEN!" Neji offered him a hanky and patted his back in comfort, let out a sigh as he was always the one to do this, he thought TenTen had the maternal instincts.
"What's wrong with him, you'd think he was pregnant and period at the same time..." Even her time of the month never made her this bad.
"That sounded a bit kinky from bushy brows," The stage hand stated and carried on. "Anyway, you're on in 5." He exchanged a smile and went off to organise the prep. As mentioned earlier, Lee had given the suggestion of Waking up in Vegas by Katy Perry and they all agreed once they heard it. Being honest, they played it numerous times and danced like they belonged in an institution. However, they wouldn't admit that they never felt happier doing it. Once they had been given their microphones, TenTen's behaviour became dire as she forgot to do an important thing.
"COSTUMES!" She cried. In a comic fashion, she grabbed them by the heads and snatched the costumes from the wardrobe manager in the other. They did a quick dress up, they got ready just in time as they were being introduced by Tsunade with one of her other speeches. TenTen had the idea of costumes from Vegas itself, she imagined women in costumes showing of their legs and extrodinary head pieces made of peacock feathers and made peacock tails. And the guys dressed up in golden tuxedos with those black canes with silver knobs on top. She saw it then, that would make them stand out from the crowd, costumes. She had opted for a golden one piece dress which she customised herself by combining it with a skort, she didn't want people lower down on the stage to get a glimpse underneath. Behind it, she had a tail which attached to her costume at the top of her waist, which fanned out to make her like a peacock, with matte black feathers. She made her hair by pulling her hair back and rounding her pony tail and secured it with a hair band encrusted with fake diamonds. She brought spanish salsa dancer into the look too. She had long sleeves as well.
"Well, it was definately cold out there." She assured herself, she felt proud as she also designed and made the 2 boys costumes to accompany her own. She had a self taught masterclass of textiles the week before, enlisting the help of Lee, Neji and Guy and her "textiles for dummies" book.
"Whoever wrote that is a freakin' god in my book!" She thought, she actually hoped that she/he got payed.
"You haven't skimped on the tuxedos at all, I feel like a performer!" Lee smiled and gave her the thumbs up.
"Kudos for you!" Neji praised, TenTen was taken aback with Lee as he whispered to her, disturbed by his change in vocabulary.
"Since when did he use such errrr, informal language?" He asked with slight worry etched onto his face.
"Search me, it makes me wonder if he found out how much of a douche he sounded like." She snorted with laughter with him on that one but it didn't last long as the stage hand said they were on. They got into position and recognised that this was going to be a totally different from the others, a stage appearance would be a lot different as TenTen was going to debut in their performance in a unique way.
"Oh my lord, the set!" Neji gasped and wide eyed as they noticed the silouette of the stage, Lee thought of this one and no detail was left out.
"You took the words out of my mouth Neji, I'm glad you like it!" Once again Lee's smile beamed and in that glimmer of confidence, they were ready. The crowds had settled down by order of Tsunade, the other teams sat in special seats above on one of the terraces in the village, like those huge, grand opera houses. Everyone was interested in what team Guy might surprise with, the silence was tense. They immediately began, the whole scene on stage, designed like a Las Vegas casino, the bright lights and flashing sequences of them lit up the faces of the crowds. Dazzled onlookers watched as a whole team of dancers dressed in golden tuxedos and sparkly gold top hats glistened, dancing with Lee and Neji to a musical instrumental with jazz roots heavily implicated in the tune. The dance routine was epic and everyone cheered while they all twirled their canes. The music went silent and dancing ceased, the spotlights now circling in a figure of 8 focused on TenTen, who opened with her own individual stamp, descending on a seat located on the top of a massive coin.
Doo wop doo wop ooh wop ah wop, AHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Those notes were strong and hard hitting like Sakura had smashed everyone in their face, the dancers began once again to dance with the sound of a gambling machine hitting the jackpot and the music began. She started to get the crowd going with her raw singing talent.
You gotta help me out
Its all a blur last night
We need a taxi 'cause you're hung over and I'm broke
I lost my fake ID but you lost the motel key
Spare me your freakin' dirty looks
Now don't blame me
A common place occurence now, the crowds were cheering and clapping, a song which was familiar to all the younger generations had made them jump up and down, a mexican wave of audience members. Lee was to sing the rest of the verse with her.
You roll the cash out
And get the hell out of town
They zoomed into the chorus with Neji supplying his vocals to the whirlwind of baritone and harmony.
Don't be a baby
Remember what you told me
Shut up and put your money where your mouth is
Thats what you get for waking up in Vegas
Get up and shake the glitter of your clothes now
That's what you get for waking up in Vegas
TenTen had pulled out of the vocals for now, leaving it up to the boys to carry on her great beginning. Lee and Neji had exclusive performances away from her to prevent her meddling, she thought that because she came up with the costumes it was her business to "direct" them as she explained to them. The boys felt as if they were being bossed around and they felt the need to meet up in secret, only telling TenTen to leave some of the song to them and back off a little. She didn't take it too well however, using her twin rising dragons to express her disgust and leaving the boys a week's worth hospital visit in the capable hands of Sakura. Not to mention the fact that her "unique" sense of care to say the least was disheartening. Lee gained a unconvenient habit of dreaming of her, making some very questionable noises that grew the attention of her. Stuffing anything that could overfill his mouth in there.
Why are these lights so bright?
Oh, did we get hitched last night, dressed up like Elvis,
Why am I wearing your class ring?
Don't call your mother
'Cause now we're partners in crime
They kept up to the expectations of the audience thankfully, they knew it would be hard as TenTen was a strong act to live up to. They sang the chorus and Naruto was just as disheartened as ever.
"Oh Gods, they just keep getting better!" He sulked with a heavy atmosphere around him, he had to admit that. He could only imagine Sakura and her dissapointment.
"I'd rather not..." He choked in fear as in his minds eye, she grasped him by head or something and throw him into the sky or something like that. He looked towards Sai and a bead of sweat dripped down from his head. When he and Sai read about what an orgy was, Sai almost passed out from blood loss, the red substance erupted from his nose and propelled him backward like a jetpack. Sai was still passed out from that. While he sat on the grass that overlooked the stage, he heard a set of footsteps potting up behind him. He turned and was met with Hinata, who was not as bright red as usual, her kind and sweet smile made him a bit more comfortable in her presence.
"Hi Naruto. Can I sit here?"
"Sure, knock yourself out!" He replied, he grinned his signature grin, only to set his attention back on Sai as Hinata tried to greet him too.
"What's wrong Sai?" She rocked him slightly to see if he was still alive, he was to her relief. She noticed a dictionary on the floor and picked it up. She didn't like it when books were strewn around and left for their pages to crease for no reason and she couldn't be bothered to read it. "Who reads a dictionary?"
"Thank... you..." Sai still wasn't coming around and Naruto was going to have to get some medical help for him.
"What happened to him?" Her eyes were fearful and she asked Naruto for a easing answer, she didn't speak to Sai that much but still was worried for his well being.
"We looked up a word in the dictionary, it was... enlightening." He left it at that as Hinata pondered what the word was.
"After the concert is over, I'm thinking of inviting everyone to a party to celebrate our hard work, could you come?" He asked, he wasn't sure if she had the time.
"Uhhhh, sure." She had to restrain her excitement as this pleased her more than what she thought it would at first. "It'll be fun!"
"Fo Sho." He agreed. "And besides, I've always wanted to have an orgy..." There was an awkward moment with the pause and Naruto heard a hard thud on the floor. He peered round and there she was, passed out with blood streaming from her nose looking very similar to Sai. Crap.
During that commotion, the performance ended and team Guy headed back into their changing rooms.
"God I'm sweating like a whore." Neji breathed, looking puzzled at how the other 2 stared at him while shifting their seats back a few feet further away. "I'm sorry for that language..." He bowed his head in apology and went into the showers to clean up, only Lee was left scared but nonetheless followed soon after. TenTen was worried for Lee that night...
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