A/N Hello. Hopefully you aren't all dead from the number of brain cells you have lost.
Here it is. The most awkward sex scene I the history of my Fanfiction reading. Enjoy!
AN: I sed stup flaming ok ebony's name is ENOBY Ebony's name is Enoby? Even more for me to make fun of nut mary su OK! Mary Sue is Ebony. She has no flaws and is a totally dumb OC DRACO IS SOO IN LUV wif her dat he is acting defrent! He just wants sex like every other boy! dey nu eechodder b4 ok! I don't understand anything in that sentence besides b4 ok!
"DRACO!" I shouted. "What the fuck do you think you are doing?" Doing what every boy wants to do with their chick
Draco didn't answer but he stopped the flying car and he walked out of it. I walked out of it too, curiously. If their still in the air, then hopefully Enoby dies since I'm sick of this story
"What the fucking hell?" I asked angrily.
"Ebony?" he asked.
"What?" I snapped.
Draco leaned in extra-close and I looked into his gothic red eyes (he was wearing color contacts) which revealed so much depressing sorrow and evilness and then suddenly I didn't feel mad anymore. WHAT THE FUCK?
And then... suddenly just as I Draco kissed me passionately. No. Draco climbed on top of me and we started to make out keenly against a tree. Draco don't you dare. He took of my top and I took of his clothes. don't you fucking dare! I even took of my bra. NOOOO!Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time. God she needs to go into sex ed again.
"Oh! Oh! Oh! " I screamed. Mix in some auto tune and that is what Ke$ha sounds like during sex I was beginning to get an orgasm. We started to kiss everywhere and my pale body became all warm. I haven't had sex, but I don't think THAT'S supposed to happen And then...
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!"
It was...Dumbledore! Thank you Dumbledore. You just made my day. Even though that was completely OOC
A/N God that is awkward. It's worst than any other smutfic out there I garuntee that. Review and alert please!
*Claudia*