xxuxxdxx: I realize I've been gone for a very long time, and I'm really sorry It's just that My muse had gone away and I was stuck with nothing..So please enjoy this!
Naruto: Took you fucking long enough
xxuxxdxx: DONT OWN THEM
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Chapter Four
I didn't see the teme for another two days, which was, to be honest, two days too much for me.
It all started because I looked into my pantry and realized I only had a couple of boxes of ramen left....
"Fuck," I swore out loud to myself as I raced to put on my converse. "Why is my pantry always empty, or on the verge of being empty?" Hopping on one foot slightly, I stepped outside, still trying to put on my shoes. Scowling slightly, I quickly cast my henge.
Ignoring the disgust filled looks the villagers were sending me; I purposely strode over to the nearest superstore. Seriously, just because I'm gay and possibly a uke for Sasuke, that doesn't mean that, I have to act like one, right?
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Did I just admit that I was gay? Umm...let's ignore that, 'kay people? Ahh...and now I'm talking to imaginary people in my head, just great!
"Note to self, stop talking to the imaginary audiences in my head...." I mumbled to myself, as I finally slipped inside the doors of the market. I gave a short nod to the owner, one of the few people who had accepted me, and grabbed a basket. I stopped short, gazing upon all the food choices, realizing that I "basket slightly.
Might as well buy some curry and such, I thought in my head resignedly, Don't really have a choice either way... I glided through the aisle; snatching random things that looked good enough t o eat. I smiled down at my basket, deciding that it has enough food that would last me a week AND I could afford it! Uh-huh, I'm that poor.
I was fully ready to check out all my yummy food delicacies, but then the inevitable happened.
"Why hello then, Naru-chan..." The slimy voice of Sai pulled me back into harsh reality. "Shopping by yourself are you? How...delectable." I mentally sighed, realizing that I probably couldn't get through one day without having some kind of bad thing happen to me.
I shivered, refusing to turn around, instead heading towards the checkout. "Damnit," I grumbled angrily. "Yesterday it was those damn kids pranking me, and now it's Sai! Will this ever end?"
Without missing a beat, Sai reached out and grabbed my body to hold against mine. "Naruto..." He growled into my ear. "Isn't it time you admitted that you're attracted to me? My little Naru-uke..."
Say hello to the reason I accidently spilled the contents of the bags next to me as I karate-chopped Sai into non-existence. And while you're at it, also say hello to the reason why I'm now banned from Easy-KH supermarket.
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It wasn't until I was back home sulking, that I remembered that I forgot to buy those delectable Indian food goods....
"AWWW FUCKKK!!!"
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Apparently the neighbours had heard me scream, and begged Uchiha to come settle me down, which explains why he was at my door ten minutes later.
I never do get a good day....
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xxuxxdxx: good? Bad? Sai=LOVE!!! Also, I finished the sad ending on Rollercoaster, so make sure to check that out!
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