A/N: Tanya- Daaang!
Mimi- What?
Tanya: You haven't updated this in weeks!
Mimi: Of course I haven't! I'm grounded!
Ichigo: Then why're you on the computer?
Mimi: 'Cause I'm bad like dat, now shut up!
Tanya: You're forgetting the reviewer…
Mimi: Oh yeah! Thanks to .OUT for giving us our first review. You'se is be a G, like real talk though, and th-
Tanya: Why are you talking like a ghetto slave?
Mimi: 'Cause I can! Dis is MY A/N!
(Starts up a random argument)
Mimi: Ichigo! Read the disclaimer!
Ichigo: Ugh. Mz. Kit-Kat –
Mimi: That's me!
Ichigo: does not own myself, nor does she own any other Bleach character.
Everyone: ENJOY!
Preparations
Ugh. That was one hell of a dream. I need to just get up and get something to drink. What's this under my ha-
"AAAAAHHHHHHH!" Karin, Yuzu and Isshin came running in like someone screamed murder.
"WHY THE HELL AM I HERE, AND WHY-" I was cut off by Tanya placing her hand over my mouth.
"Remember?" she asked quietly "The train ride." Oh! It all came back just like that. Now everyone is staring at me like I'm crazy.
"I'm so sorry. Yuzu, may you run me a bath please?" I asked, trying to calm everyone down.
"Sure!" She said happily and ran off like nothing happened. Maybe a bath was what I needed to calm down my crack-headed nerves…
When my bath was finished I came downstairs and sat at the table. Karin was still looking at me like I needed to seek mental help, but that was nothing special. Everyone does. Tanya emerged from the other bathroom a few minutes later, just about when breakfast was ready. As everyone ate, Ichigo looked up at me and Tanya with a "Are you ready?" look. Then I remembered we had to se Big-Grandaddy Yama today. Tanya gave him a "Yes" look, while I gave him a "I ain't no punk bitch" look. As soon as we were finished, the three of us started to walk out the door when I stopped.
"Wait!" I said. "What?" Ichigo said, sounded exhauseted.
"I left my purse." I responded.
"Then go get it fool!" Tanya said. I stuck my tounge out at her as I turned around to go upstairs. When I came back down we started to go down the street, along with a awkward silence. I hate those.
"Ichigo, how are we getting to the Soul Society?" I asked him
"We're meeting up with Toshiro at Urahara's shop.
"Yay! Now we get to meet Spinach Pimp!" Tanya said happily
"Spinach Pimp?"
"Hell yeah!" I chimed in "Because he was pimpin da shit outta you when you was getting trained!" Then me and Tanya talked so much that I didn't even notice that we were standing outside of Urahara's shop. Apparently he was coaching Ururu and Jinta on how to sweep (as if it was a hard job). I grinned like the devil and ran top speed to where he was, just to hug him. "UUUUU-RAAAA-HAAAA-RAAAA!" I screamed, which gave me away completely. The blonde shop-keeper dodged my hug and I almost fell.
"Ichigo, what can I help you with today?" Urahara said calmly, as if I hadn't tried to kill him with a hug 3 seconds ago.
"We're here to meet up with Toshiro." Ichigo responded.
"I see. He's already arrived. I'll take you to him." He said, gesturing for us to come in. He keeps a hella lot of boxes in here.
"Captain Hitsugaya!" Urahara called. "Ichigo has arrived."
When we opened the door, we saw Toshiro sitting on the floor drinking tea. When he looked up and saw us, he placed his cup on the table and stood, meaning that we'd be leaving now. Just think, we're about to go to the Soul Society, with all the gotei 13 and the Zanpakutos and, and…. ALL OF THE FINE SOUL REAPERS! I CAN'T LET THEM SEE ME LOOKING ALL GHETTO'ED OUT!
"WAIT!" I yelled, which made everyone jump slightly. "Urahara, do you have any clothes that we can wear?"
"Hmmm…" he hummed, when Tanya elbowed me.
"Why do we need new clothes?" she asked me.
"I'll tell you later." I replied. When we looked up, Urahara was still studying us, either to see what sizes we wore, or to be a perv. "I'll see what I have." He told us as he left the room. When he did, there was silence. I wanted to look around the room SOOO bad, but I know that Toshiro was staring at me. I would've said something, but why get myself into deeper shit, so I looked at the door. When Urahara re'emerged, he held to yukata. "Will this do?" he asked. I took the larger one, as I am bigger that Tanya, and looked at it.
"Yeah, it's pretty." Tanya said, looking at hers.
"Yeah, they are pretty," I agreed "but we don't know how to put on a yukata. We're American."
"I see." Urahara said. He must really like to say that. "Do you want me to help?"
"NO!" I yelled. He really is a pimp for that.
"Is Yoruichi here?" Tanya said, forcing back a giggle.
"Yes ma'am. She's in the room to the left of this one." Urahara told us.
"GOOD!" I said, beating Tanya to the punch. "We'll ask her for help." I grabbed Tanya's hand and dragged her out of the room.
"Awww!" Urahara said with a disappointed tone. "Are you sure?"
"YES!" We said in unison as Tanya slammed the sliding door. When we entered the other room, we saw Yoruichi lounging on the floor in human form, which was a surprise.
"Yoruichi." Tanya said "Can you help us with these?" We held up our yukata and Yoruichi laughed. "Shouldn't girls you age know how to put on a yukata?"
"We're American and we've never worn clothes like this." I told her.
"I see." She said. What's up with the people here and "I see."?
"It can't be helped then. You." She said, pointing to me, "Take your clothes off." Tanya left the room because she knew I was uncomfortable when I had to undress around other people. I took off my clothes and handed the yukata to Yoruichi. She placed the robe on me then tied the obi sash tightly around my waist. When she was finished she told me to stand up and model. She looked at the yukata, then down at my shoes and purse. "Wait here, I have just the thing." She said standing up and walking to a closet. About 30 seconds later she emerged with a pair of clogs like Urahara's, a pair of blood red socks, and a draw-string black handbag.
"Put these on." She said, holding up the clogs and socks. I put on the socks, which came up to my knees, then the clogs. She then handed me the bag and told me to use it as a purse, which I did by removing my belongings and placing them in the bag.
"You're all set!" she said with a grin.
"Thank you." I told her and I left the room. I went back to the other room and told Tanya that she could go now. When she left, I studied everyone's expressions. Afer all, I did just go from jeans and a t-shirt to a black yukata that came off my shoulders and stopped right above my knees with a blood red obi and matching flowers. Urahara was fanning himself (typical), Toshiro was still looking at me like I was going to grow 5 arms and try to kill him, and Ichigo was looking away. Was he blushing? OH MY GAWD I think he's blushing at me! I forced back a giggle and ran over to him.
"ICHIGO BABY I LOVE YOU TOO!" I yelled as I ran over to him and hugged him.
"Hey! Let go of me dammit!" he yelled, while trying to push me off.
"Stop trying to rape him Mimi." Tanya said calmly. She stood in the doorway wearing her yukata. It was just like mines, but hers didn't come off her shouders, and it was light blue with a light blue-ish purple obi and flowers of the same color. She had on shoes like mines too. Now Toshiro was blushing, but I didn't feel like saying anything now, but I'd be sure to antagonize him about it later.
"Are you two ready now?" Ichigo said in an exasperated tone.
"Yes bitch, now let's go man, git money. AYE!" I said. Ichigo and Toshiro just shook their heads. Now we're ready…