Holyfuckingjashin, I ACTUALLY have reviewers! *Dies* I feel so loved! Ok, this chapter is for Athena612, The Masked Idiot, Wazup11, narutoshippudenrulez, DevilAngleScytheMeister (again, you'v reviewed twice, thank you deary!) Freedom its218, and tolazytologin. Thank you sooooooo uber much for your reviews! Ok, on to the poll:
Currently, NaruHina is in the lead, so I'll just say it. I've chosen to use The Masked Idiot's idea . . . PARINGLESS! So, yeah. There will be no couples! Oh, right, and DevilAngleScytheMeister, I'm in the middle of writing you your very own two shot, no lemons (sadly ;) ) SasuKid fanfic. So be on the watch for him! And now, what you've all been waiting for *drum roll* CHAPTER FOUR!
They were surprised, that much was obvious. I scratched an itch currently forming on my back, and yawned.
"This is so uncool. Someone as cool as me shouldn't have to show some newbies around" I groaned out.
"What did you call us?" Pinky murmured threateningly. Oh, no, Death-sama, save me, Pinkie Pie turned human.
"Shut up, Sakura. You're annoying" The black haired one muttered, shoving Pinky off his arm. He seemed all right, not bi-polar like Pinky, retarded like Blondie, or too shy to say hello like White Eyes over there.
"How old are you guys?" Maka asked, her nose not buried in some dusty old artifact called "literature" for once.
"We're all 16" Blondie cried proudly. Kid gasped, and stopped in his tracks. Me, Maka, Tsubaki and Liz sighed. We knew what this meant, and sure enough…
"WHAT A TERRIBLE NUMBER! HOW COULD I BE SUCH A DEVASTATING AGE?! I'M ASYMMETRICAL TRAAAAASH!" Kid yelled out, falling to his knees, earning us some pretty weird looks, mostly from our four new "friends". Liz crouched down beside him.
"It's alright, Kid, just think about how happy you'll be when you turn 88!"
"BUT THAT'S SO FAR AWAAAAAAY!" Liz looked at Patty pleadingly
"get your damn ass off the floor, and keep walking, you wuss" Patty said, her face growing dark, watching Kid stand up, and walk briskly off, continuing the tour. Liz shrugged, ignoring Blondies look of fear, directed towards Patty. We walked towards the dormitories, knowing the four newcomers probably had nowhere to stay.
Maka shoved open the door to one room, decorated blue, clearly meant for the two boys, who glared at each other.
"Naruto and Sasuke don't have the best relationship, so maybe I should share a room with Sasuke" Pinky said, sidling up against "Sasuke". He shoved her away.
"Oh, hell, no. I'd take The Dobe over you any day" He muttered, following Blondie into the room, and slamming the door. Pinky pouted for a second, and followed Maka towards the girls dorms, White Eyes trailing silently behind.
"I'M GONNA SURPASS GOD!"
"Yeah, right". Typical Kid and Black Star, arguing about the stupidest things. Couldn't Kid just let Black Star have his way? No, no he couldn't. We finally reached the girls dorms, right when Kid and Black Star's argument got heated. Pinky strolled into the room, and I heard Maka say she'd stop by tomorrow to help them get ready or whatever. These bums better not lower my coolness factor.
Meanwhile, in Konoha,
"THEY SHOULD HAVE BEEN BACK A DAY AGO!" Tsunade boomed at Shizune and Kakashi, who were crammed in her sake-smelling office.
"Why did they go alone?" Shizune asked, turning to Kakashi, who shrugged, turning to Tsunade.
"THEY SAID THEY COULD HANDLE IT!" She yelled, pouring a glass of sake. She rubbed her forehead.
"I should have made Sai go with them, and not trusted Sasuke. He probably took them right to his hideout, where ever that is" Tsunade muttered. She slammed the glass onto her desk, and an ANBU with a dog mask hopped in through the window.
"Assemble a team, search the forest, Suna, and the desert around Suna. Let's find those kids" She said, standing up. The ANBU nodded, and hopped out. She looked right at Kakashi and Shizune.
"You two, assemble a team of Neji, Shikamaru, Kiba, Sai, Ino and Tenten. We got some ninja to find"