Philippines + Hetalia
Valentine's Day Edition: Part 4
When Philippine wakes up, the sun shines in her eyes. She tries to sit up but a major headache makes her fall back to her pillow. She looks around from her pillow and sees zodiac animals and stuffed panda bears.
"Good morning." someone says. Philippines turn to her left and see the owner of the house.
"Hey China…"
(You are now imagining Hetalia opening theme song)
"What happened…?" Philippines say. She tries to get up, this time she succeeds. The smell of China's food fills her noise. She notices tray of food sitting on the table next to her. China picks it up and sets it on her lap.
"You shouldn't strain yourself after what happened last night." China says. He removes the panda (which is alive) from the foot of Philippine's bed.
"How did I get here?" Philippines ask as she eats a bite of China's noodles.
"I found you with America." China answers. When China says this, Philippines nearly chokes on her noodles.
"W-what!?" Philippines exclaims. "What was I doing? What was HE doing?!"
China chuckles. "Don't worry, nothing happened. I was walking down the street and I saw you and America. America saw me and ran towards me. He asked me to take you and I did. He said something like how he doesn't trust himself around you and stuff like that."
'At least he didn't do anything' Philippines say to herself. "So what time is it?"
"It's one o'clock in the afternoon." China smiles.
"Holy crap!" Philippines yell. She leaps out of bed and tries to find her purse. "I had two business meetings and a hair appointment an-and-" Philippines run around the room in a major frenzy. It's so bad that China had to force her to sit down.
"Don't worry." China says, trying to comfort Philippines. "I got those appointments reschedule."
"Thank you so much China. I don't know how to thank you." Philippines smiles.
"What about a date?" China suggests.
"Ano?"
=China "Hetalia"=
China and Philippines walk through China Town. There are stands set up fill with Yuanxiao
and lanterns. Philippines even see the lion dance.
"Isn't this fun?" China asks. Philippines force a smile. She never really went out to do things with China. Usually they meet at business meeting and chance encounters. They never had a buddy-buddy relationship. "What's wrong?" China says when he notices Philippines being tense.
"Oh nothing!" Philippines smiles. China frowns at the thought Philippines not having fun, so he drags her to somewhere. "Where are you taking me?" Philippines ask she stumbles to catch up with China.
"You'll see!" China calls back. Then he stops suddenly, making Philippines hit her nose against his shoulder.
"Hey watch-" Philippines didn't finish her sentence because of the display in front of her. There are lions dancing in the street. Their coats sparkle in the lantern lights. The loin leaps and sways to the hard beating of the drums. Then the loins jump onto the stilts that are there. They jump high in the air and manage to land to next set of stilts. The performance is remarkable. Philippines is very disappointed when it ends. After the show, she and China have a contest on how can eat the most Yuanxiao (of course Philippines won!). Then they went to watch the lanterns, though it could be better if it the lanterns are lit at night. Later, the two countries begin to make their own lanterns.
"So I just put a riddle on it?" Philippines ask China.
"Ah-huh." China replies. "I never was good at riddles. I could never guess one or make one that no one can guess."
"I got it!" Philippine says while ignoring what China said and pastes her riddle on her lantern. China leans forward and reads the riddle.
"'I never was, am always to be. No one ever saw me, nor ever will. And yet I am the confidence of all, To live and breathe on this terrestrial ball. What am I?'" He recites. China just grins. "That's easy. It's 'tomorrow' isn't it?"
Philippines mouth drops. "How did you know?" Philippines asks.
"That's got the easiest riddle I ever saw." China says with a small laugh.
'I thought I was hard.' Philippines says to herself. "Does that mean I have to give you something right?" China nods. "But I don't have anything to give you." Philippines says.
"You can give me a kiss." China suggest as he points at his lips. Philippines face twist into a surprised look. "You don't have to it, you know." China says after he sees Philippines face.
"No, no. You solved my riddle and I have to give you something. I was just surprised you want me to kiss you. It sounds like something America would do."
"So I stooped to that low." China mutters.
"Oh you to do much worse to stoop to America's low." Philippines smiles. This makes China smile too. Then he begins to lean forward. When the two countries lips are only inches apart, something makes China stop.
"Hol-" China says. Philippines opens her eyes. She sees China pin down by a certain Korean.
"Boobies!" Korea yells as he gropes China.
"China!" Philippines exclaims. She tries to help the poor Chinese man but she feels someone gripping her wrist. "Hey!" Philippines turns to see whom it is, but she feels something hit hard against her head and she is knock out cold.
=Philippines "Hetalia"=
Philippines feels a pounding in her head as she woke up in a back of a van. The last thing she remembers is China being sexually harassed by Korea and her being knocked out. She tries to move her arms but she finds them tied together. She notices that her legs are also tied together. Then she hear people talking in front of the van.
"We should have never done this, ve~" says one voice. His voice is soft and it reminds Philippines of a puppy. "It feels bad."
"You were the idiot that hit her with your flag." says another voice. Now this voice reminds Philippines of a certain pizza-eating, potty-mouth country. "I don't see how you can carry a flag that size around."
"You bastards." Philippines yells, trying to get the countries that kidnapped her attention. "Let me go or I'll send you to a place where the devil won't even go."
"Philippines, you threaten to do that to me for three hundred years, yet you never do." The drive turns around and reveals himself.
"Romano." Philippines growls. "Release me at once."
"Don't get your panties in a knot." Romano says. "We're almost there anyways."
"Almost where?" Philippines questions. Then Philippines feels the van slow down. Romano gets out of the drivers seat and the one on the passenger chair gets out as well. The back of the van soon opens. Philippines squints her eyes and sees Italy and Romano standing together.
"I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry!" Italy says as he bows down in apology.
Philippines wants to yell at him for kidnapping her, but she couldn't do that. She'll just take it all out on Romano. "Romano, you pizza loving bastard! Let me go right now!"
"I can't do anything without orders." Romano says.
"Orders from whom?" Philippines asks. Then the last person she wants to see pops up (okay, second to last).
"Mi hija!" Spain exclaims. Philippines face fills with rage.
"You bastard!"
=Romano "Hetalia"=
"I'm planning your death, you do know that." Philippines says. Philippines sits under an oak tree with Spain. After Spain and the other two countries got Philippines out of the van, they had to tie her up with more rope so she wouldn't kill them. It took her hours until she finally calmed down. Spain coaxed her to sit with him under the oak tree.
"Will you make it a cool death?" Spain asks.
"No." Philippines replies. "You will have a slow boring death."
"That's cool." Spain says. The two countries sit there in awkward silence. "You know its Valentine's Day today."(I know that it's past Valentines Day but it's not in this story)
"It is!?" Philippine says in surprise.
"Do you remember what we use to do on Valentine's Day?" Spain asks. Philippines did remember. They use to exchange chocolates and Philippines would give Spain a kiss on the cheek. She looks at Spain and notices him pulling something out. It is a box of chocolates. "Happy Valentine's Day, mi hija." Philippines hasn't gotten a box of chocolate from Spain since the war between them. Philippines begins to cry.
"Don't cry." Spain say as she wipes away Philippines tears away. Seeing his chance, he begins to leans towards Philippines for a kiss, but he stops. He can't kiss his daughter in this way. He loves her to much to take advantage of her. "I love you." Spain says
"Love you too." Philippines whispers. "Papa…"
=Spain "Hetalia"=
"Where are you taking me?" Philippines asks. After Spain gave Philippines her chocolates, he made her cover her eyes.
"Just you wait." Spain says. They two countries take a few more steps. "Now you can open your eyes." Philippines opens her eyes.
"Happy Valentines Day!" all the countries yell. Philippines face lightens up with surprise. Everyone is there-Germany, Japan, Italy, Romano, England, America, Canada, China, France, and Russia (remarkably).
"You're all here!" Philippines says as she goes all around to say hi to everyone.
"Much time do we have to kiss her?" America whispers to France. France looks at his watch.
"Three hours." France replies. America frowns. He needs to find a way to kiss Philippines before midnight. Apparently, everyone has the same idea. Italy 'drowns' himself in the pool, hoping that Philippines will do CPR. His plan backfires and Russia does it instead. Poor kid. Then England tries another spell on Philippines. He makes sure that the spell doesn't back fires on him like the last one. He puts a pill (that will make Philippines kiss him) in a bratwurst. He tries to get Philippines to eat it, but Germany got a hold of it first. Now England stuck in an embrace/death lock with Germany. The others countries attempt to get a kiss from Philippines but epically fail. Romano got close but only got a kiss on the cheek.
"Man." France says to Canada. "Their making asses out of themselves."
"I bet I could kiss Philippines." Canada says. France looks at Canada with a raised brow.
"You. Kiss Philippines?" France asks. Then he burst out laughing.
"You don't think I can do it, do you?" Canada says.
"I'm just saying that you're not very likely to get a kiss from her." France responds.
"I'll show you." Canada says. "I'll show all of you!" Canada walks towards Philippines and pulls her away from everyone else.
"Hey, hey guys!" France yells to the others. "Come over here!" Everyone crowds around France as he pulls out his ipad. "Canada just said that he could kiss Philippines. You got to watch him fail."
"You got him on video?" one of the countries asks.
"I had all you on video." France says. "How am I suppose to see you kiss Philippines? Beside, how can I not miss the opportunity to record all of you acting like boobs?"
"Love you too, France." someone says sarcastically.
"Hey, hey look!" another country says as he points to the ipad. Philippines and Canada are sitting in the garden far away from the others.
"So." Philippines says. "You wanted to talk to me about something."
"Yeah." Canada says softly. He begins to twiddle with his fingers. "I-I was wondering if you'll kiss me." The other countries laugh at Canada's ridiculous request.
"She's never going to agree to that." they say.
"Okay!" Philippines smiles.
"She agreed!" the countries yell in surprise.
"Really?" Canada asks.
"Yeah." Philippines says.
"She has to be drunk." France says as he watch the two countries. The countries watch as Philippines and Canada lean toward each other. The countries lean closer to the tablet as Philippines and Canada get closer. Then their lips connects. At first, it's a light kiss on the lips, and then the kiss deepens. By the look on Philippines face, she looks like she actually enjoyed it. When the two countries part, Philippines is shocked.
"I never knew-" Philippines can't find the words to say to Canada.
"I knew you would like it, baby." Canada says.
"Huh?!" Philippines-and the ones that are watching them-says. Canada flips his head forward, rearrange his hair, and reveals him self as…..
"America!" Philippines yelps. She quickly backs away from him.
"I won!" America yells. "France! Where's my prize!"
"Right here!" France says as he approaches. He holds up two tickets in his hand.
"What are you guys talking about?!" Philippines asks. France wraps his arms around America and Philippines.
"Congratulation on winning a kiss from Philippines!" France announces. "You just won a weekend cruise with the Pearl of the Oriental Seas." France hand America the tickets. "Have a great, romantic weekend!" Then a helicopter appears out of nowhere and lowers a rope in front of America and Philippines.
"Let's go, babe." America says to Philippines. He draws Philippines close to him and grabs the rope. The two countries suspends in the air.
"Someone help me…"
(You are now imagining Hetalia ending theme song)
=So there you have it, the last Chapter of Philippines + Hetalia: Valentine's Day Edition. If you want to know what happens to Philippine and America on the cruise, you'll have to tell me. If no one wants to know what happens, then this story is complete. I'll give you one week to tell me your answer or it's the end of this fanfic. No pressure ;D =