Sadly, I did not create Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, or anything related to those categories. However much I may wish it different, I did not create Edward. Though, we all thank Stephenie Meyer for doing so, and making him so...well, you know. And if you don't know, YOU SHOULD NOT BE READING THIS BECAUSE YOU HAVE NOT READ TWILIGHT. Thank you for your time.
Thanks to my friend, Wiki the Chihuahua, for helping me with basically the rest of this story. I had serious writers block, even after I wrote my Halloween story to get some ideas, but she really really helped me with it. We came up with the rest of this together, so here's to her!
Okay, I want tons of reviews after this one. I worked so hard to get this chapter written, and posted today. In less than 24 hours, I have both written and posted 3 chapters! I deserve a little time for myself, but I just think about you guys all the time. Haha, I'm kidding, I love writing this story, and all stories. But seriously, I WANT REVIEWS!!!!
EPOV
Jasper rolled a 2. I heard the thoughts of a very nervous vampire.
Oh crap! Jasper's gonna make me do something girly.
It was none other than our all-muscles-no-brains, everybody's-favorite-vampire, Emmett. I continued to listen in.
Well, hopefully, I won't end up in a dress like last time. Though I'd rather do that any day that act all lovey-dovey like Edward does around Bella. He is so whipped!
I involuntarily, and angrily, growled at him. He looked up at me.
Oh, sorry bro. I actually find that quality endearing in you two. Especially since that's basically the most you can do.
He started laughing. I punched him in the mouth, hoping to shut him up. It didn't work. Bella turned to me, bewildered, obviously, at what had just happened in front of her.
"Edward, why did you just punch Emmett? What is he laughing about?" Emmett whispered the situation to everyone, but so Bella wouldn't hear him.
"It's nothing, dear. I'll tell you later." Yeah, like that would happen. But, knowing Bella, she would forget about it by then.
"Alright." She didn't seem too convinced. I kissed her, and slipped in just the tiniest bit of tongue, knowing she would comprehend nothing after this kiss. She entangled her fingers in my hair, and I was clutching her to me so tight I was sure it would leave a bruise, on her, of course.
However, Emmett whispered, this time loud enough for Bella to hear, "Trying to prove me wrong, are ya?" The rest of my family started laughing again, and I pulled back to kick Emmett, very hard, under the table. He fell to the ground with a loud thump, and a slightly strained "Ow." I think he got the message. Rose was glaring at me from across the table, and she was thinking of ways to cripple me, like I had crippled Emmett, which had in turn hurt her. Right when she was about to pounce, Jasper cleared his throat. Emmett sat up, and was strangely smiling. It soon faded.
"Now then, Emmett, truth, or dare?" Jasper was very dramatic when he was being evil. And man, were his thoughts right now the work of the devil.
"Dare." Emmett said reluctantly. Jasper grinned devilishly. In his mind, he was referencing a time, about 5 years ago or so, when a random chick had some up to us at a Great White concert and kissed Emmett. She was totally drunk, and Emmett was totally appalled, or as much as a guy of his maturity could be, but Rosalie had thrown a fit that could constitute as World War III. Instead, it was called the Great White Concert Fire, by the humans. Jasper truly was an evil genius.
"Emmett, you must go up to a girl, whom I will choose, compliment said girl incessantly, saying how she is the prettiest and most special thing in existence, and that your world revolves around her. Then, you will proceed to kiss her passionately, including tongue, until I tell you to stop. And don't forget, I can feel what you, and her, feel. I know whether you're putting your all into it. Now, who to choose…" Jasper proceeded to look around.
He knew that a normal guy would jump at this kind of chance, but he also knew a certain blonde self-centered vampire who would be extremely angry at her husband for doing this.
I started to think of what the Union would have done if Jasper had been able to stay in the war as a Confederate Major, or higher, against them, what with the pure evil genius of the inner workings of his mind. He snapped.
"There." He pointed to a rather short girl, with big, curly hair. Her back was to us, but we all knew who it was. Wow. Who knew Jasper could be so evil? Emmett stiffened noticeably.
"No. Anyone but her. Please, Jasper, anyone but Jessica Smith!" He practically screamed that last part and it must have gotten through Jessica's massive hair and thick head. She turned, smiled, and then waved at me. Jasper smiled even more.
"Well, Emmett, you said ANYONE else?" I didn't like where Jasper was going with this.
Edward, just roll with it, I heard.
"Yes, please! I'll do anyone, I mean, anything, but that!"
"Fine. I choose Bella, then." I knew Jasper was just trying to force Emmett to go for Jessica, but I was still a tad bit mad. I laughed casually.
"Well, Emmett, have fun with Jessica." There was NO way he was going to get his hands on Bella. I knew that, Emmett knew that, hell, even Jessica knew that!
"I hate you, Jasper Whitlock." Emmett spat out before getting up. I saw Alice fidgeting with her camera.
Emmett tapped Jessica on the shoulder. "Jessica Smith, you are the most beautiful and the most special creature in existence. The whole world revolves around you and your wish. I would do anything to make you happy." And with that, Emmett reached over, grabbed Jessica's mass of hair, pulled her close, and they started kissing passionately. Jessica started getting slobbery. It was just starting to get gross.
Oh my God! One of the Cullen's is making out with me! I mean, it's not Edward, but still, it's someone related to him. Man, this guy has a huge tongue! If his tongue is this big, just imagine what else is… I wonder how big Edward's…
At that I almost screamed. I stopped listening. How could someone have such perverted thoughts? I felt like I would gag up all that fast food I had just eaten. I signaled to Jasper that we should probably stop them. Emmett had had enough torture, for now, at least. Jasper whispered to Emmett, so Jessica couldn't hear him.
"You're free, Emmett." Emmett pulled away from Jessica so fast that she ended up kissing the air. Emmett jumped up, and over back to us. He began his apologies.
"Finally! I am so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so…"
It would take a long time for Rose to let this go, and I admired Emmett for being able to put up with it. When Rose finally stopped him, she was smiling.
"I know you love me, and that you didn't want to do that. Hell, I don't even think a human would want to do that! And anyway, it's not your fault. It's not you who I'm mad at." She glared at Jasper. He just grinned back. He tossed the dye to Emmett.
"Roll." Emmett chucked the dye at the table. It went straight through to the floor. He had rolled a 3. Rose seemed perfectly at ease, so I figured it must be my Bella. No worries. Emmett knows what I would do to him is she got hurt doing a dare. He smiled wickedly, but when I tried to read his mind, all I got was, You know what. And then, Edward, leave this alone. I'm not going to give you any hints. You just watch Bella when she does it… He then spoke.
"Dare, Bella?" She nodded. She looked scared, like she feared for her life. "Well, Bella, I think you know what I want." Emmett snickered. The rest of my family was laughing, so it seemed that I was the odd man out. "Rose, Alice, go take Bella to get her outfit. Jasper and I'll go searching. Edward, stay here until we call for you." And they all disappeared.
I waited impatiently for the next half hour. What was going on? Then, I heard Emmett's thoughts.
We're at the fountain, bro.
I ran there as quickly as I could. When I saw Bella, my mouth flew open in shock. She was walking over to a bench, where a man, probably in his late twenties, was sitting, reading a paper and drinking a cup of coffee. I could not believe what I was seeing happen right in front of my eyes. WHAT THE FUCK WAS EMMETT DOING TO MY SWEET, INNOCENT LITTLE BELLA?!
Well, for all of you who hated the number cliffhangers, you should be happy. I gave you Bella, and that what she is doing is definitely not under Edward's approved list. But, I had to leave some sort of peak, so next chapter you'll find out just exactly what Bella's doing.
Haha. I really liked writing this chapter, but I will LOVE writing the next one. Don't worry, I have some vague outlines about what's next, so it'll be up soon, I promise. Oh, and, REVIEW!