Chapter 4: This is not Dungeons and Dragons

The following morning that the kids were up and practicing their fighting skills once again which the fighters of Zaron were training the fighters from Springfield who haven't plays medieval role-playing games that much which the kids of the Atom kingdom mostly stayed inside playing video games, on social networking and watching Scratchy and Itchy all time not adventurous like they used to be.

"Dude, we are so fucked with those Springfieldiers in our group when we enters Springfield that they never watch Game of Thrones and plays role-playing games at all?!" Cartman said which he was being realistic on the possible outcome in the tent where The High Jew Elf and the dragon king were there for a secret meeting.

"Jesus Christ, Cartman don't have a fucking bitch fit that we have our parents and the other adults from town that they know how these undead monsters acts." Kyle said as he was quietly pacing back and forth.

"Uh, really, Kahl? Did you had forgotten that our parents and the other adults from our town are fucking stupid that half of them had became Nazi zombies, and don't noticed the outbreak at all first?!" Cartman replied while he was rubbing his forehead to relived some of the stress that was building up within him right now.

"You guys shut the fuck up that we needed them to being ready and patient when we enters the warzone." Dovahkiin added as he stood over the kiddie size table that holds the poorly drawn map of Springfield in crayons. " Fine, that me and Butters the merciful will leads a scouting group once again in the woods?!"

"Well, I see that King Douchebag is taking charge of the situation once again?!" Cartman said which he was standing there with his arms folded and looks relaxed as he looks at Kyle for a second.

"Yeah, unlike you fat ass that you wanting to get out of anything that you will send your soldiers into battle and do your bidding while you sit back at your fortress." Kyle replied that Cartman who was giving a extremely dark glare at him.

"Oh, fuck you damn dirty Jew rat elf from Jersey that I'll be out with my soldiers to help to trains those Springfieldiers, well expect for Lady Lisa and Bart the Hun who are doing very amazing job in training." Cartman said while he had pulls a small bag of cheesy poofs out of his pocket and begins to munch on them at that moment.

Meanwhile inside the medical tent that Dr. Hibbert who was snitching BarBrady up who was struck by a government sniper bullet which it was a only flesh wound in his arm while the police were conducting uncover operation to see where is the blockade's weaknesses before entering the zombie filled city .

"Well, you're lucky , Officer BarBrady that the bullet had only gazed your skin?!" Dr. Hibbert said along with laughter that both BarBrady and Sgt. Yates just stood there looking very dumbfounded at him who was bandaging the chief's arm up that is when Mayor McDaniels came walking in the tent that she looks very concerned for BarBrady .

"Gentlemen, leave now that I'm want to chat with my police chief in private." McDaniels demands which both Hibbert and Yates had left the tent in a hurry."George, are you okay that you had almost given me a fucking heart attack when I'd learned about you being shot." While BarBrady was putting his uniform shirt back on and still have his bulletproof vest on which it had saved his life that the bullet had bounced off it which it had hit his arm instead.

"Mary, I'm fine that my vest had saved me which the bullet had bounced off my vest that is all?!" BarBrady said as she puts the left palm of her hand on his left cheek and look down at slightly bloodied bandage that was wrapped around his left upper arm.

George, I'd been greatly fearing this day will come that you getting hurt, or falling in the line of duty that I can't bears the thought of losing you even though that I don't show it that I care about you but I do." McDaniels said that she was lightly tearing up as she looks into his face which he had wipes the tears off her youthful looking face and they about to kiss .

"There…There..There… Don't cry, Mary that I'm okay." BarBrady said while he had embraces and hugged her tightly that is when they had heard talking from people who were heading toward the tent which they had pushes each other's away from their secret loving embrace due in fear of getting caught at that moment.

"Hey, Mitch, Barkley, Foley, Brown and Adams that you need to know that the chief giving a lucky woman a good time which he have a couple of healed up snatches on his back." Yates said in a low tone voice as his officers had surrounded him and smoking his cigarette.

"NIICCEE!" All officers replied in a mellow tone voice.

Back in the training area under the open tent where The Grand wizard, Cartman was seated in a folded up lounge chair that he watch the fighters trains while Butters the merciful was standing next to his master while Dovahkiin was training the Springfield kids that Lisa wasn't wearing a dress that she was a orange colored Elf ranger shirt and black pants , brown boots and gloves.

"Lisa and Bart that I want to you stop playing these war games before you gets hurt, or someone poke your eye out." Marge demands while the kids just stood there looking very dumbfounded that is when Helen Lovejoy begins to rant about the kids playing Dungeons and Dragons that Marge acts out when Helen was giving her a dirty look along with the other Springfield mothers that is when the South Park moms arrived..

"But mom we needs to learns to stop those zombies from taking over the world?!" Bart replied.

"Jimmy crickets, quit bellyaching , Bart." Marge added.

"Oh, sweet heavens these innocent children are playing Dungeons and Dragons which it is a gateway to devil worshipping, drug use, and going to hell." Helen Lovejoy ranted.

"Really, Helen and ladies of Springfield that you should be warned about stuff that you protested about which in the end will come back to bite you in the butt?" Sheila said while she was remembering back to the days of M.A.C. at that moment.

"Oh, sweet Jesus, you are Sheila Broflovski, the former leader of M.A.C. that we admired your work to bring good morals back into our children." Helen replied in great awh that unaware of Mayor McDaniels and Officer BarBrady were standing there rolling their eyes at the two groups.

"Ugh…Gawddamnit, here we go again with Kahl's mem to ruin our fun and my personal enjoyment." Cartman said along with a faceplam.

"Fuck…Here we go again with another anti bad words campaign." Kyle added which Stan was standing there with his mouth wide open.

That is when Dovahkiin begins to pray which all sudden Jesus came flying down from the sun filled skies and lands on the ground which Mrs. Lovejoy looks very stunned when she saw the savior standing before her.

"Jesus, we need your help." Dovahkiin said as he had stepped forward.

"Dovahkiin, Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Butters and Eric Cartman." Jesus said.

"Jesus, we have a major problem that we have another outbreak of Nazi zombies in another town right now." Kyle added.

"Jesus, it is really bad compared to ours." Stan said while Princess Kenny was playing with her hair right now.

"Oh, yeah, Jesus, please….Can you tell this close minded church going lady over there that we aren't going to hell ,because we aren't playing Dungeons and Dragons which we are playing the Lords of the Rings, Game of Thrones and Skyrim like game." Cartman said which he looks very annoyed at Mrs. Lovejoy.

"My child, let them have their fun as kids which these games aren't harming their morals that only thing that will allow them into heaven for being a good person not being a judgment person on something that you don't like at all." Jesus said that he has his arms risen in the air.

"Hey, Jesus?!" The South Park dads were scrolling by them with a large ice cooler that contained beer that Mrs. Lovejoy looks very dumbfounded at them on how the South Park men were causally talking to Jesus like a normal person not the savior that she didn't know that Jesus is a resident of South Park.

"Hello there, Marsh, Broflovski, McCormick and Scotch…...Mrs. Lovejoy, you think these wonderful people from South Park are bad which they're hardworking and understanding than most people who follows me." Jesus replied which this was giving Mrs. Lovejoy a heart attack who thinks the South Park residents who are badly influencing her town's children.

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Back in Springfield inside the government command center where the big bad government guy was quietly pacing back and forth after receiving the news about Quimby had escaped from custody while enroute to a base outside of South Park. Where his second in command came walking in with the soldier and agent who had failed on let Quimby escaped from custody.

"You're complete idiots that you had let our high risked detainee had escaped from custody which he will tell the world about the camp and bombs being planted around the city." The Big Bad Government Guy said as he nervously paces before them which he have his arms going everywhere."If this town's mayor teams up with that bitching blue hair mayor from South Park to destroy my plans and reveals the biggest cover-up to the world."

"Sir, we're so sorry for this failure on the escape breach which it don't happened again." The lead agent said.

"Just find that fat corrupted small time politician now, or you shall see the firing squad next time that I'm promised you?!" The Big Bad Government Guy replied.

Later on that very same night around the camp site which almost of the adults were sitting with the kids who were roasting marshmallows and smores over the large campfire for dinner and keeping warm right now.

"Son of bitch that I've burned my marshmallows to a fucking crisp." Cartman said as he looks very pissed as he looks down at his badly smoky and charred pair of marshmallows that was left on the stick.

"Don't look at me, fat ass?!" Kyle quickly replied while darkly glaring at his fat seated rival which he isn't sharing his at all.

"You don't need more marshmallows, fat boy." Stan added and Princess Kenny was busy with brushing his hair right now while Dovahkiin was curled up next to Annie, who was resting her head on his shoulder.

"Dude, you had slammed seven of those down your damned mouth, so you have a enough which we have other people here you greedy fat fuck." Princess Kenny said.

"Jesus fucking Christ." Cartman mumbles under his breath that is when Butters had decided to share some of his.

"There….There…There, buddy that you can get some of mine." Butters said while patting Cartman' back at that moment.

"Thanks, Butters for the extra marshmallows unlike those assholes over there." Cartman replied as he sit down next to his partner in crime and that is when Homer had grabbed the big bag of marshmallows and shove into his mouth. "Aye, those damned marshmallows were ours asshole."

"MMMM…. Marshmallows." Homer said as he walks away to join his wife for the night.

Meanwhile at the same time, somewhere within the camp that Quimby was out and sneaking around there looking for his number one target of seduction who had disappeared from the public's eyes for the night which she wants to be alone with BarBrady for the rest of the night or to see his mistress, Miss Springfield for a secret get together .

"Joseph Quimby, are you doing?" Martha Quimby said as she had struck her head out of their tent.

"Eh. Martha that I'm was going to mingle with survivors from our town and the South Park residents that is all I'm doing honey." Quimby replied which he looks very shocked when he had overheard his wife's voice came behind him. That all of the South Park cops were standing there looking at him when Quimby's wife had retreated back into their tent.

"Really, Quimby….You think our mayor will give herself to you that she thinks you're a scumbag buddy." Yates said which he was standing there smoking his cigarette , and he doesn't know where she had disappeared to right now. On the outskirts of the camp area on a cliff that overlooks the forest below where both BarBrady and McDaniels were sitting on a downed log enjoying the star lit view.

"George, this will be romantic but we have a possible zombie apocalypse on our hands right now which we about to go into the belly of the beast very soon." McDaniels said which she was wearing his oversized charcoal gray police issued winter jacket to keep warm.

"I know that we should heads back to camp for some alone time." BarBrady said that is when they had heard a noise coming from the woods which he had pulls his pistol out of his holster that he was suspecting a horde of Nazi zombies only to discovered it was only Homer and Marge who were on a romantic evening scroll before heading to bed.

"Why you those two South Parkers doing out here?" Homer asks that is when both she and BarBrady were standing there thinking up a lie which their cheeks were beat read from embarrassment.

"We're having a private chat that is all that we're about to head back to camp any way." McDaniels lied which she was protecting her reputation and secret romantic relationship with her police chief lover.

"Bye, have a lovely evening you two." BarBrady answered as the mayor who was pulling him away.

"Oh, come on George?!" McDaniels said as she had left him away from the scene at that moment.

"Marge, I think that those two like each others." Homer whispered.

"Uh, Homie…. Let don't get carry away." Marge said a few minutes later at the camp which both BarBrady and McDaniels had returned where Quimby had sneaked up on them.

"So, Mary what are you doing tonight?!" Quimby said while he was blocking them from leaving which he was pissing BarBrady off.

"Get the fuck away from me now, Quimby which I'd told you that I'd finds you as a Douchebag, so, leave me the fuck alone." McDaniels protested loudly.

"Oh, come on Mary, why you're playing hard to get." Quimby said in a very pushy tone voice when all sudden BarBrady had spray him with pepper spray which Quimby begins to cough very hard.

"My hero that I'm awarding you some alone time." McDaniels said as she had taken his cap off from his head which BarBrady smirks very naughty and his cheeks reddened brightly which they had walks away from the scene .

"Aww, that burns?!" Quimby said while he was trying to see and continuing to cough.

A hour later... Inside the tent where both BarBrady and McDaniels were staying in, they're laying on the sleeping bags covered air mattress that they looks haggard and disheveled which she was gently stroking his head.

"I loves a man with a uniform which they're the ones who had given you a great time in the bedroom." McDaniels said while smoking her cigarette that is when BarBrady had pulls her closer to him.

"Sometimes you finds me as annoying, but at least I'm not Quimby ." BarBrady replied all sudden they both had sat up out of fear when they've heard talking coming from outside of the tent.

"Shit-" McDaniels said in a low whispering voice while she was making herself looks presentable and fix her hair and BarBrady was buttoning his shirt up and places his cap back on his head before heading out of the tent that is when she had noticed the ruby red lipstick smears on his face. "Uh, George you have lipstick on your face right now."

"I-I'm do?!" BarBrady said which he looks very confused which the mayor helps him out by wiping the evidence off from his face with a wet napkin.

A Minutes later... Inside the command center where both South Park and Springfield police were waiting for them to arrive.

"Sir, what the helk had happened to you that I may ask?" Wiggum asks when Quimby was sitting there putting eye drops into his still burning eyes.

"That bitch, McDaniels and her police chief lapdog had sprayed me with a can of mace." Quimby mumbles under his breath in pain which all of the South Park cops were laughing at him.

"Mayor McDaniels and Chief, we have a major developing situation which some of our officers had tracked a small horde of Nazi Zombies heading this way." Yates said.

"Man, we're fucked that we need to ready them in case of an attack by these monsters." McDaniels said that she have a very feared look to her face at that moment.

"Today, we're killing Nazi Zombies!" Officer McDaniels doing that Brad Pitt's famous line from Inglorious Basterds which his mother just stood there rolling her eyes at him. "What? I'm really wanted to say that line, mom."

"Officer McDaniels that you had said that line during our outbreak which it was funny at first, now its sucks." Yates said.

"Get those damned kids in here now!" McDaniels demanded which some of the South Park officers had went to fletch those kids.

Meanwhile outside within the camp which all of the occupants had awakes from all of the officers who are armed and ready to destroy any undead walkers and all of the kids were being escorted by the cops into the command center.

"Mayor McDaniels, what is wrong?" Dovahkiin asks that all of the kids had gathered.

"Kids, we have a major problem which one of officers had been tracking a horde of Nazi zombies who are heading this way." McDaniels said.

"Fuck!" All of the kids said in unison.

"Well, we better get ready to fudge some Nazi zombies up." Butters said that is when Mayor McDaniels appears in a black colored SWAT uniform which all of her officers looks very dumbfounded.

"Look out you guys that Mayor Bad ass is coming." Officer McDaniels when he had saw his mother.

"Madam Mayor, are you doing that I may ask?" Yates asks while she was putting a pistol in her holster.

"Go to kick some Nazi Zombies' asses, Harris that I'm not afraid of them which I'd faced the alien antichrist, Mabus twice." McDaniels replied.

"Dude, what the hell is she talking about?" Dovahkiin asks which he looks very confused.

"Well, King Douchebag that the Lady Mayor had became possessed by a planet conquering alien menace twice which she was about to bring the end of the world by ordering its army on our planet, but that son of bitch got served in the end?!" Cartman retelling the tale which the mayor stood there rolling her eyes that she wants to forgets what had happened to her that Dovahkiin was silently thinking that getting probed was bad, but being possessed is way worse that he had gone through was tough pill to shallow.

"To Be Continued"

Author's note: Sorry for the long wait that I'm wasn't feeling like writing at all for a week straight. The Chapter title and references to the 1980's the Dungeons and Dragons is evil fiasco.