Just Because It Says 'Malfoy'

By

Snuffles4Eva

A/N: Just making this clear now, I'm thinking about adding some more characters, and their letters to each other in… But I want to know what YOU think! (Yes, that was cheesy, but I need y'all out there to listen).

Seriously though there is a poll out on my profile page, that, if y'all don't mind, then can ya go check it out, and vote for whether I should or not… If I get the overall decision to be yes, then I may make another one, asking you which characters you think I should add in..

So, go vote!

Or maybe wait 'til you've read this chapter, but PLEASE VOTE!

Pretty please?

With a Cherry on top?

Disclaimer: Ahhh, my favourite part of the story. Oui, je suis stupide. Don't prejudice, 'cos ya know ya can't.

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James,

I do wonder why you bother. You should just let your mum g. In fact, give her a helping hand and throw her into the fireplace! Goodness knows Rose needs it.

But I, like you, are of the male species, and are thusly not qualified to understand the female gender, and do not understand why the letter was so amusing… Must be a girl thing.

Still, thanks for letting me know – EVENTUALLY.

Seriously, you need to get to the point! I have to read halfway down your letter, before I even come up to just an answer to my question! And even then it's the wrong one! And it's not until almost the very end that I get the answer I was searching for! Honestly child, sort out your life.

Rose Weasley, huh? Well, she'll be… er… Interesting to work with… I s'pose we'll have to get along. I don't know, you see, because I never really talk to her properly, it's just courteous chat. I'm looking forward to getting to know her though, what with your descriptions. Her mother's smarts, her families' trademark red hair, and her Auntie's temper – oh yes, this is gonna be one interesting year.

Well, I'm glad its Rose. For all I knew from the info I got, it could have been someone drastic like Primrose Bulstrode (Yeah, gee, thanks McGonagall). Urgh. I'm getting shivers just thinking about it.

Quidditch Captain, yes? Well, we can safely say that Gryffindor's lost this year. I hope, for your sake, that the teams' better than you were last year, otherwise you definitely are going to lose. And as much as I want you to lose, I don't want you to completely fail epic-ly. I'm not that mean. I do care. Not much, like, but a little. Just enough to not want you to make a complete fool of yourself in front of the whole school.

I don't really know what else to say now. I suppose that I could wish you a good week, or to whenever I next owl, but, once again, I'm a Malfoy. We don't do nice.

Sincerely Scor (Do you think I should start using my full name now I'm Head Boy?)

Oh, and P.S Dad says to ask your Dad a question (Why he can't just owl himself I don't know. Oh, there's the answer 'You're already Owling. There's no point making Shot and Midnight both go to the same house, when Shot can just take your letter, which contains my question, blah blah blah' Yeah, I stopped listening there.). Anyway, the question is… Do you want to meet up in Diagon Alley? (How anti-climactic). Just Owl, with your answer. Preferably ask your parents first, though. If ya don't want to, then that's ok, but we haven't seen you in a while, and our families are friends now. So, it'd be nice to see you, but if you're busy, that's ok.

If you do come though, Dad says we'll treat you to lunch at The Leaky Cauldron. What d'ya say?

Looking forward to your reply, and saying 'bye' now, before I get another- Hold up, there's mum.

Mum says that if you have any…. Boxes? Let me go check that.

Yep, boxes. So, if you have any, er… could we have them? Don't know why, just mum says so.

Oh now she's saying something else (Not surprising, really).

It sounds like 'Smack your tum'… What?

Ohhhh… Sorry, It's 'Ask Your Mum'… My bad, sorry.

Ok, Before I make even more of a fool of myself, I'm going to go. NO ANNA! I'M NOT PASSING LILY A MESSAGE!

See ya, mate

Scor

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IMPORTANT NOTICE! READ FOR POLL INFORMATION!

A/N: Soooo, now you've read it, GO VOTE! It's on my profile page! (I've two, so don't mix them up… Unless you'd like to vote for both, then go ahead!).

But for those who didn't read the above A/N, I've got a poll open, so go check it out! If I get enough yes' I will open another, following the results of this one.

Or just leave it in a review (hint hint!)

Hope you enjoy! – Snuffles4Eva