Disclaimers: I DON'T OWN NARUTO!! (Though I want to)

Pairings: Sasunaru (of course!!), Itakyu, othernaru, and probably more.

Warnings: Angst (a bit), fluff, and Sakura bashing and language and yaoi!!!

A Job with Perverts

By kkm-crazyfan24

Chapter 4

Itachi snorted before saying, "Like you're not after the little one."

Sasuke just hnned. After a few seconds, Kyuubi screamed.

"ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?????"

Kyuubi ran out the door with Naruto still in his arms. Sasuke quickly followed the red head while Itachi just raised an elegant eyebrow before following them.

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Nobody's POV

Kyuubi rushed down the hall, trying to get to Tsunade's office as soon as possible.

During the whole way, Sasuke was trying to pry some information from the red head about what happened to the blond. Itachi just basically looked amuse from the back, watching the scene before him.

Finally Kyuubi couldn't take it and mumbled out, "He's sick. Really sick."

Sasuke seemed shock from this but he did remembered that the dobe did have a heavy blush and his hands were pretty warm. Sasuke was about to say something else but then they were in front of the headmistress's office.

Without knocking, Kyuubi slammed the door open, looking at Tsunade. (More like glaring.)

Tsunade looked up at the intruders and gasped. There laid her kit, limplessy dangling from Kyuubi's arms while the other three men were still panting from running. Tsunade looked at Kyuubi for an answer but all she got was a glare that clearly meant 'this-is-all-your-fault.'

She quickly walked over to Kyuubi and Naruto. Tsunade laid her hand across Naruto's forehead and gasped again. He was literally BURNING!

She ran to the back of her desk, got her car keys and told Shizune who was at the door watching everything that was showing.

"Shizune, I am going to take today and the weekend off and tell Shikamaru from the class next to Sasuke's to take care of Uchiha's class for today."

Shizune can only nod before the 5 of them took off.

They all hopped into Tsunade's car.

"Hey! Why are you two (at this she pointed to both of the Uchihas) in my car??"

Kyuubi supported her by nodding his head vigorously. He then went back worrying about his brother.

"DONT CARE ABOUT THAT FOR NOW!!! NARUTO'S BURNING UP PRETTY BADLY!!"

Tsunade shut up after that outburst from Kyuubi. She turned the corners hastily and didn't care about it when she ran passed red lights. Finally they were in front of the Tsunade's, Kyuubi's and Naruto's house. More like a mansion.

Tsunade ushered them out of her car and then they rushed to the front door where Kyuubi fumbled for the keys and when he finally opened the door, he ran the stairs, trying to find a room, any room fast.

After coming upon Kyuubi's room that was closes to the stairs, Kyuubi threw open his door, and gently put Naruto onto his bed.

He then left Naruto to Tsunade. After all she did have a better medical experience than him.

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AT DOWNSTAIRS

Kyuubi, sitting on the couch, laid in Itachi's chest with Itachi's arms wrapped around him. Sasuke was just sitting on a wooden chair, looking at the stairs and then back at his hands.

"Don't die don't die don't die don't die," Kyuubi kept on repeating this mantra over and over again.

Finally Sasuke had it with the mantra and asked, "Will you just calm down? He won't die. It won't hurt for you to shut up right?"

Itachi glared at him. Sasuke knew that he was being unfair but he was as scared as hell already! With Kyuubi's words in the air, it made him feel like that Naruto was really going to die.

Just then, Tsunade came in.

"You won't be so calm if you knew what happened to him in the past."

Tsunade whispered this but of course, being Uchihas they have excellent hearing and heard that.

"What happened to him?" (You know who asked this! 0-0)

"When he was about 15, he had a high fever. It started out really low at first, and Naruto didn't bother telling us this, since he thinks that it will go away in a day or two." This time it was Kyuubi who answered.

"But after 2 days, he fainted in my office. That time he was really burning up to 106 and his immune system had bacteria in it. After a week, the fever only went down a bit and the doctors said that he had to do a surgery to take the bacteria out. On the day of the surgery, a miracle happened." This time it was Tsunade who continued the story.

"A miracle?" Itachi asked rubbing circles on Kyuubi's back. Itachi looked at Kyuubi face only to see that his lover has fallen asleep. He placed a gentle kiss on his forehead, and looked at Tsunade and she pointed upstairs.

"Thanks."

Sasuke stared at the stairs that his brother just took. His brother NEVER EVER said thanks to anyone (well, beside their family). I just wonder what kind of effects Kyuubi is having on my brother. But then again, Naruto is having these effects on me.

"On the day of the surgery, Naruto disappeared from the hospital. Me and Kyuubi were so scared and we called out polices to help us. Up until night arrived, we still couldn't find him. We came back to this mansion and we found him in his own bed, sleeping." Tsunade paused for a minute and then continued. "I checked his temperature and found out that his fever was gone. The next day we went to the doctors and they told us that the bacteria in his immune system were gone. But the doctor told us that that was only a one time saving thing so it probably won't happen again."

Tsunade sighed and put her head in her hands. "If Naruto dies, I and Kyuubi wouldn't know what to do anymore." Then Sasuke saw a sight that he would never imagine that he would be seeing alive. Tsunade was crying.

Deciding that this was a good time about me wanting Naruto, I blushed.

Tsunade, after sobbing, stared at the Uchiha Sasuke. He was blushing!!! Hell must be over!

"Tsunade, I –cough- likenarutoverymuchsopleaseletmedatehim."

Tsunade stared at him for another full minute and was about to scream, Kyuubi came rushing down the stairs and yelled, "NO WAY IN HELL!"

I gave Itachi a glare that basically says I-thought-you-were-suppose-to-keep-him-upstairs! He just ignored my glare as always. He approached Kyuubi, trying to make him go back upstairs.

"I am NOT letting this pervert be my Naru-chan's boyfriend." Kyuubi said it with such force, even Itachi stepped back a few steps. This is the part where you can imagine Kyuubi's hair is flying up, his eyes became darker, and there is a black aura behind him. But then again, our seme Sasuke just has to put his big mouth into the conversation.

"Well, let's see who is dating this big pervert's brother then?"

Kyuubi's eyes widened a bit, and then his face flushed.

"H-how did you know t-that we're d-dating?" Kyuubi's face turned into a big tomato minus the stem.

He pointed to Itachi who had a sheepish grin on his face toward Kyuubi. Then he turned to me with his original 'Itachi's Famous Death Glare.'

Sasuke ignored him, and Tsunade said, "Why not let him date Naruto, Kyuubi. He may be the one for Naruto after all. You don't really get a say in this since Naruto didn't comment on your boyfriend."

Kyuubi sighed, his face turning back to its original color.

"But… If EITHER of you Uchihas touches MY Kyuubi and Naruto, I will rip your balls off and make you eat them yourselves."

Both Itachi and Sasuke gulped, not showing fear in their appearances since they were Uchihas after all.

Both Semes' thoughts-

But I want to touch Naru-chan/Kyuubi-chan!!! And who the hell is she to call MY Naru-chan and Kyuubi-chan hers??

"Anyway, it is pretty late right now and as thanks, why don't you two stay for dinner tonight?" Tsunade asked, hoping that the answer will be no.

Sasuke thoughts'-

If I stay then I will get to see my… wait mine?? Oh well, he is the most beautiful creature I ever seen and I lo-no LIKE him, so of course I will never let anyone have him.

Sasuke, satisfied with his oh so brilliant explanation, shook his head, indicating a yes.

Itachi's Thoughts-

No second thoughts, OF COUSE A YES!!!

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Scene changes- Sasuke's POV

After that, Tsunade went to the kitchen to cook up a meal. (Think of whatever you want.)

On the couch was Itachi was molesting Kyuubi. Every time Kyuubi would say with a high pitched voice, "Your hand is touching MY ASS!!"

Then Itachi would be like, "I was unconscious and I am so sorry, Kyuu-chan."

Psh, yeah right! My brother would rather eat hot sauce than really admit that he was sorry.

I looked at the stairs and I really want to see my kitsune right now and see if he is okay. The thought of me seeing him when his face is flushed, his soft lips parting, and panting made my pants a little –ahem- tight.

Kyuubi noticed my twitching and smiled softly before saying, "Go up there to check if Naruto is okay. But if you dare to touch him…"

Then he gave me a 'you-are-so-dead-if-you-do-that' smile.

I smiled a bit before I ran up the stairs. I went to Naruto's room and opened the door slightly. I poked my head in there and squinted my eyes to see better in the dark. On the bed with fox's beddings, I see Naruto.

His hair was disheveled and he was sleeping soundly. Then I walked to his bed, stumbling a bit here and there. I sat on the side of the bed and brushed my fingertips lightly on his cheeks. I looked at the tips and I see a bit of powder there! HE WAS USING MAKE UP!?!

But why?

I brushed my hand across his cheek hardly, which revealed 3 whisker marks. I did the same to the other cheek and there was also another three identical marks. I slowly lifted my head, and my breath was caught inside my throat. Naruto, he was absolutely breath takingly beautiful.

The moon illuminated his whole body and face. His sun kissed hair seemed to shine even brighter and his lips oh Kami was rosy pink and parted. The three identical whisker marks on each side of his cheeks, made him look like exotic. Like a real kitsune. From then on, I knew that I have fallen head over heels over this boy.

And things did not just so happen to go my way when Naruto wakes up and screams,

"PERVERT!!!!!"

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Author's Note-

Sorry I didn't upload for so long!!!! I have summer school so I couldn't spend that much time on my computer typing the story. But my friend gave me a lot of ideas –wink wink- so I am on a roll!!! Please tell me if I made any mistakes here because my beta was a bit sick not those kind of sick.

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