a/n it is impossible for me to write 1000 word chapter *lowers head* :C *is shot*

...ive been keeping this foor a month now... because i hate this chapter!

Naruto:ReviewTEBAYO!

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Disclaimer: Kishimoto is a GUY

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Chapter 4

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"heheh" Kisame smirked and stared "recognise the eye, Itachi?"

Itachi didnt say anything, so Kisame put his sword back on his back. As he did so, they both herd high-pitched laughing behind them. Akai was grinning and pointing at them.

"HA! I knew you couldnt hurt me!" he said "Because im AWESOME and can throw kunai and kill tree figures and i bet you CANT!!!!"

Itachi turned to the child. He always hated little children. To him, they were the most annoying thing in the world, overhappy human looking idiots not taller than five feet that want to know every jutsu there is... or think they ALREADY know everything.

"And guess what! My mom knows the hokage in real life and she will tell her about me and i will make genin by the end of the day! And then i will tell the hokage to send you both at the academy because YOU BOTH SUCK!!!" With that the boy stuck out his tongue at the duo that could kill him in no time.

Itachi was getting even more pissed now. It was always the same thing with little boys. He wasnt like that when he was little... without thinking twice, he shot Akai a look and shouted:

"MANGEKYOU SHARINGAN!!!" With that, for the first time, six year old boy was sent to the mangekyou world.

Meanwhile an interesting conversation was going on at the Hokages office.

"You are saying theyve been in the village for more than a day?" Tsunade asked shocked by the news Sakura just reported to her.

"Yes, Akai has never lied to me and besides-"

"Wait, your son spotted them?" Tsunade looked her student straight in the eyes

"Well yes"

"Then why didnt you bring him with you? He could be dead by now!" The Hokage pointed out the obvious "Do you think the Akatsuki would risk getting caught while on a mission instead of eliminating a child thats not even important to the world?"

Sakura never thought Akatsuki could kill Akai while she went to notify the Hokage, but when she came to think of it, it made sense. She regreted even thinking about notifying the Hokage in the first place. If only she was wiser and used her brain for once...

"Well what are you waiting for? You go save your son while I assing anbu to get rid of Akatsuki"

"Yes m'aam" With that said Sakura used a jutsu to teleport to a bushy hiding spot near her house, just in case there were Akatsuki around. And to her (not so big) surprise, only a few bushes separated her from two people she knew too well - Kisame and Itachi.

Sakura widened her eyes and quickly ducked behind the bushes, carefull not to make noise.

"Woah Itachi, are you sure you want to make another clan vanish?"

Itachi didnt bother looking at his mission partner. He just parted his lips and murmured "Leader-sama has the rinnengan too..."

Even thought Itachi was quiet, Sakura could still hear what he said. She fainted the word "Rinnengan" echoing in her mind

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flashback

Sakura had not yet seen the leaders face, but his voice creeped her out. Not to mention the dusty blood smell of itachis headband. "God knows where that thing had been" she thought to herself

"You can take off that headband" Pein said in his usual voice

Sakura was glad to hear she didnt have to smell the smell of itachi anymore. But still, she thought twice. What if it was some sort of a test... but she wasnt supposed to think like that... if she wanted to look like a servant she was supposed to think like one. And act like one as well...

"T-thank you... sir" Sakura said, trying to copy Hinata. Oh how she wished she had Hinata's voice...

Sakura untied the headband that was around her eyes for a while now and put it on the ground. She looked around. The room was dark and she still couldnt see the Leaders face. But she was sure he could see hers. She felt his eyes on her.

"This is so idiotic..." Sakura thought "Having to share the same air with the living definition for a psyco."

"You sure like to test my patience... do i have to remind you to be polite and introduce yourself?"

Sakura opened her mouth to say something, but Pein, who apparently got closer to her, slapped across the face... hard.

A/N

Me: OMG this chapter suuuuuuuuuucks D: its waaaaay too male OC centric :(

Naruto: yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah... it should have been ramen-centric...

Pein: No, PAIN centric!

Deidara: ART centric!

Naruto: NO, ramen centric!

Hidan: Shut the fuck up homo jinchuuriki! Jashin centric!

Itachi: Hatered centric...

Kakuzu: money centric!

Tobi: HEY PEOPLEEEEEEEEEE GUES WUUUUUUUUUUUT! :D

everyone but tobi: WHAT?

Tobi: Tobi is a good boooooy *giggle*

Deidara: what the fuck? *starts ranting*

Me: *sihg*... REVIEW!