Mecha Frieza/King Cold saga

A/N: FINALLY! I have gotten to this, been busy alternating between real life, Appule's Insurrection and the February NZF special: "Searching for Myself" Which I have finished now… I was supposed to update HS Peril twice by now, and I haven't touched it at all yet because I've been too busy in real life.

Anyways, hope you enjoy this latest piece… I'm writing it in a very different fashion, let's see how many of you catch what I'm doing lol. Most of you should… Enjoy!

Somewhere… on Earth, in the middle of nowhere…

A spacecraft landed, belonging to Frieza and King Cold. The Sins of the father had been passed down to the son. They were much alike, a pair of bloodthirsty assholes… who want to rule the galaxy.

Upon the approach, the Z-Fighters sensed them and were scared to death. None of them were strong enough, not even Vegeta.

"PINK!? Men wearing pink!? How bizarre." Vegeta complained. All of the Z-Fighters rallied, wishing Goku was there. Goku wasn't there.

Yamcha was afraid of dying. Actually, Yamcha was afraid of dying again.

Vegeta wanted to kick Frieza's ass while wearing a pink shirt. The Prince's return however, didn't frighten the Arcosions.

A lavender haired teen showed up to stop the Cold Utopia. Just another Adventure of a Time Traveling Super Saiyan. The now "repaired" Lord Frieza… looked like a piece of crap in all honesty; an inventor high on LSD could build something better looking.

King Cold made jokes about him being a "boy" trying to take them on his own.

That "boy" went Super Saiyan, surprising everyone!

Frieza tried to kill him like four times, failing repeatedly. Trunks sliced Frieza into hundreds of pieces and vaporized him.

That, is the Fall of Lord Frieza

King Cold foolishly decided he would've lost if not for the sword. It had nothing to do with the sword; that was just for show. Trunks killed King Cold.

Goku returned wearing an ugly outfit. He still couldn't help making a jab at Vegeta's pink shirt. Trunks told the Z-Fighters about the future and the androids.

Yamcha didn't die… yet…

Bulma didn't seem to care; she dumped him for an alien. Yes, an alien… Apparently she's Searching for herself.

A/N: Well, obviously that one wasn't my best one. If you didn't recognize what I was doing with the italics… those are titles of stories on this site! I decided to get creative and put them in dialogue where they fit… Not to be funny, but… just for kicks I suppose.