Chapter 4

Naruto lay in bed, hands tucked under his blonde head. Grinning, he said,

"Gaara what do you think?"

The red haired man gave what could be the closest to a grin for homicidal insomniac.

"You are a god Naru, have I mentioned that?"

"Alright then let's put operation S.G.F.S.M.H.G.A.M.K.M.H.W.F.A.S.M.F.G, short for save Gaara from scary magenta haired girl and make Kankuro marry her, while finding a soul mate for Gaara, into action!"

Gaara frowned

"What's wrong?"

"Is that the really best name you could come up with?"

"Well… my second option was S.T.T.B.A.L.S.A.I.D.W.H.A.T.S.K.F.S.H.B.R.H.F.T.M.C.J.T.H.S.P.O.H. (short for send Tsubomi to barney and let Sakura and Ino deal with her, and then stop Kankuro from saving her by releasing him from the mind control jutsu turquoise had Sasuke put on him,)"

Gaara shook his head,

"Kami I don't even want to know,"

"Heh, Yosh! Let's get started,"

Naruto used summoning jutsu to make a little Kitsune appear, and sent it out to gather craft supplies.

Gaara frowned again

"What happened to the toads?"

"Oh well I fused with the Kyuubi's powers, and she was like no more toads," Naruto grinned, "but you know I am to Foxy for toads,"

Gaara smirked pervertedly, I can only imagine.

When the little Kitsune returned, she found both boys in a full out make out session. She grinned her little foxy grin, and with a swish of her crimson tail she vanished, leaving behind craft materials.

Naruto looked up panting heavily, noticing that the Kitsune had arrived and left, he let go of Gaara's manhood. Gaara looked disappointed.

"eeeehhhhhhhhhh, ma Naruto why did you stop?"

"Gaara we are saving your behind from Tsubomi, so hurry up and help, we can have fun later (wink)"

Naruto sat down and started cutting up paper, so did Gaara.

"Finished!" gasped Naruto as he set out the invitations he and Gaara had made.

"hn," Gaara pushed away from the desk, and made his way to the half-asleep Naruto.

Gently Gaara reached down placing soft butterfly kisses down Naruto's neck. The blonde's eyes fluttered open as he gasped.

"Gaara, I am not about to do you in the middle of my living room,"

"Do me? Since when were you a seme?" Gaara whispered, licking the blonde's ear shell,

"Ahhhh… why shouldn't I be seme?" Naruto moaned

"You always seemed to scream uke when you were little,"

Naruto smirked pervertedly,

"Well we will see about that now, won't we?"



Naruto caught Gaara's faced and kissed him. Their tongues did a dance for dominance, which was quickly gained by Naruto. Then Naruto stopped them both and dragged Gaara into his bedroom, before locking the door behind them.

A silver haired Nin looked disappointed, as he sat on the window sill.

Ah well, sighed Kakashi,

I am sure Naruto left his window open; I will watch them from there.

The Kakashi disappeared, and reappeared outside Naruto's bedroom window. He tried to lift open the window to no avail. Then he noticed a note placed at the side of the window.

Ha Kakashi, trying to enjoy a free show?

I don't think so, but my room isn't sound proof.

Kakashi grimaced. But immediately felt himself harden as he heard the noises coming from Naruto's room. He sunk down.

Curse you turquoise!

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