"What the crap are you laughing at Raven?" Beast boy asked.

"Hehe you'll see." Raven said with an evil smirk.

"Are you guys excited about our bonding experience slash musical" Maury asked.

"No!" Everyone said except one.

"I am." Raven said.

"Oh my gosh! Raven is actually excited about something!!" Beast boy said before fainting.

The crowd gasped, then went 'Awww' and Raven glared at them, so they laughed at Beast boy.

"Oh and by the way Robin, the baby is yours." Maury said quickly. Everyone got whiplash from turning their heads and they all had to make a trip to the hospital! Yay!

-----Commercial-----

" Give me my doughnuts!" Batmen yelled.

"You shall never see your precious doughnuts again!" Joker yelled holding a doughnut above a cup of coffee.

"Nooooo!" Batman yelled as he threw his bat-a-rang and successfully got his doughnut back. Then there's a close up on the coffee.

"This was brought to you by STARBUCKS." Joker said before getting tied up and hauled to jail.

(We do not own starbucks or any of the characters.)

-----Back to Maury-----

"Now you all must sing a song so we can see what part you will get. As it turns out, you don't get to choose the song!" Maury said. Everyone groaned.

"Robin you will have to sing Too Sexy!" Robins face got red and everyone laughed.

"Beast boy will sing Fergalicious." Once again everyone laughed.

"Starfire will sing Every time we touch." Lets just say that people were jealous since she got a normal song.

"Cyborg will sing Mr. Rebato." Snickers.

"Slade will sing Milkshakes." Maury had a hard time keeping a strait face. Everyone else burst into laughter.

"What you know it's true. Robin can't stop staring." Slade realized what he said and quickly 'corrected' himself.

"I mean that robin in the window, that bird." Slade said quickly. Everyone looked very awkward and backed away.

"Robin why are you staring at Slade's milkshake? Are you hungry?" Starfire asked. Robin's face got red and Slade backed away while holding a chocolate milkshake.

"Mine!" Slade hissed.

"Anyway! Raven will be singing You are my sunshine." Nobody laughed for fear of dying.

"Now who wants to sing first!" Maury asked the chirping crowd.

"Why thank you for volunteering Beast Boy!" Maury said to a stunned Beast Boy.

"But I didn't say anything!" He replied. No one seemed to care, and started walking toward the auditorium that is hidden in the Maury building. Beast Boy got on stage and the music started.

Fergalicious definition make them boys go loco
They want my treasure so they get their pleasures from my photo.
You could see me, you can't squeeze me.
I ain't easy, I ain't sleazy.
I got reasons why I tease 'em.
Boys just come and go like seasons.

"Okay stop! Stop! My ears! My ears!" Maury yelled while rocking in a corner.

"Your just jealous! Stop trying to ruin my dream!" Beast Boy yelled back. He then ran into the bathroom crying.

"Slade should go next!" Cyborg said. Everyone cringed. He said Yay and skipped up to the stage. Slade stared directly at Robin and started singing.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
And they're like
It's better than yours,
Damn right it's better than yours,
I can teach you,
But I have to charge

I know you want it,
The thing that makes me,
What the guys go crazy for.
They lose their minds,
The way I wind,
I think its time
La la-la la la,
Warm it up.
Lala-lalala,
The boys are waiting-

"Stop! We'll have no more viewers after this!" as Maury said this he began to shake uncontrollably. As Slade began to come off the stage, Starfire asked him,

"Slade, why do milk beverages make boys come to your house?" Slade gave a little smirk and put his arm around Starfire's shoulders.

"Why don't I show you," laughed Slade until Robin, in a furious rage, began yelling,

"YOU SICK PERVERT!! GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY...."

"Robin! Thanks for volunteering to go next!" smiled Maury as a very angry Robin stomped up to the stage.

I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me
I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts
And I'm too sexy for Milan too sexy for Milan
New York and Japan

And I'm too sexy for your party
Too sexy for your party
No way I'm disco dancing

I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I do my little turn on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my car too sexy for my car
Too sexy by far
And I'm too sexy for my hat
Too sexy for my hat what do you think about that

"Okay that's enough, or Slade's going to go up there and kidnap you!" Maury said while Slade wiped drool off his mouth. Starfire wiped Slade's drool off her face because he was leaning on her.

"Robin is too sexy..." Slade said in a dreamy manner. Starfire looked at him like he was creepy.

"You do know that everyone can hear you," said Starfire still very freaked out, " and Robin is mine! You need to do the backing off!" Robin laughed at a very scared Slade and a very angry, green-glowing-eyed Starfire.

"Next victim...er I mean audition," Maury said with an unusually bright smile.

"Why not stay with the boy theme, Cyborg is next."

"Haha you broke the boy theme when you picked Slade!" Robin scoffed. Everyone busted out laughing...except Slade who continued staring at Robin. After the laughter died down Cyborg made his way onto the stage.

Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto,
Mata ah-oo hima de
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto,
Himitsu wo shiri tai

You're wondering who I am-machine or mannequin
With parts made in Japan, I am the modern man

I've got a secret I've been hiding under my skin
My heart is human, my blood is boiling, my brain I.B.M.
So if you see me acting strangely, don't be surprisedI'm just a man who needed someone, and somewhere to hide
To keep me alive-just keep me alive
Somewhere to hide to keep me alive

I'm not a robot without emotions-I'm not what you see
I've come to help you with your problems, so we can be free
I'm not a hero, I'm not a savior, forget what you know
I'm just a man whose circumstances went beyond his control
Beyond my control-we all need control
I need control-we all need control.

"Okay! That's enough!" Maury said.

"Stereotypical!" murmured Cyborg walking off the stage.

The remaining girl titans, who had not sang yet, waited in misery until they would be forced to sing.

"Well since we've had our quota of commercials, we will end the show here. Tune in for the next show, where the girls will audition." Maury said while Slade started stalking and following him. Maury turned around.

"Why are you following me? I thought you loved Robin." Maury pointed out.

"I want the Twinkie in your pocket! And I will get him someday- er I mean...GIVE ME THE TWINKIE!" Slade yelled as he tackled Maury to get the Twinkie.

"That looks wrong...but I'm glad it's not me!" Robin said as he put his arm around Starfire.

Me: OMG! You should have seen the two of us writing this story together. So funny...

Mosswind: LOL!! But we got so distracted while writing this story it took us a while to get at least two pages in!

Me: Yep. Plus we hardly EVER get to hang out it took forever to get a day where we both were free. So thanks for reading!

Mosswind: The first person to review gets Slade's Twinkie!

Slade: HEY!!

Me: That could be taken the wrong way....