Today's prompt is based on a suggestion by Sally the Lioness. Only 6 more days!
XBox- Humor drabble
"Isabelle, no-"
"Stop Simon. You're ruining my killing streak."
"Izzy! You just blasted my head off! I'm not the enemy! See? See those guys? THEY'RE the enemy-"
"Quiet, Si, look, I gotta kill that one!"
"Iz! You're too good at this-"
"Do you surrender? Hahaha, I win."
"ISABELLE! You aren't playing against me-"
"Shut up! Look, that one's brain-"
"THAT ONE IS ME!"
"All the better~"
"No! You can't beat them alone-"
"Wow. Touching."
"We're in duo mode! That means twice the hitmen!"
"Aww, are you saying I need you?"
"YES!"
"Haha, look, it's your severed arm!"
"Isabelle-"
"OH MY GAWD! AND THE OTHER ARM!"
"Isabelle."
"Simon."
"Isabelle."
"What? Oh, oh shit. Did I just die?"
"…Haha, Isabelle, look. IT'S YOUR HEAD!"
"Not funny!"
"No, I beg to differ. It's very funny."
"…"
"Have I told you today that I love you?"
"That's sooo random."
"I have a girlfriend who's hot, sweet, fun to hang out with, and can beat me at video games?"
"Ah yes. Well. Next time…"
Isabelle leaned in close enough to kiss Simon, stopping right in front of his mouth to say, quietly,
"I will kick your ass."
"Just kiss me."
She complied.