A/N: Sorry for the delay! Had a crazy week with work and when you're done with that sometimes you just want to reblog pictures of Rupert Grint and of cats on tumblr and not write. Happens to me, anyway.
This chapter's episodes are The Justice League Recombination, The Bus Pants Utilization, The Love Car Displacement and The Thespian Catalyst.
Sheldon Cooper – Infinite Sheldon.
Amy Farrah Fowler likes this.
Shiny Penny – Do I want to ask?
Sheldon Cooper – How should I know? Your mind is really weird, Penny.
Shiny Penny – My own mistake. I should have just shut up.
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Sheldon Cooper and Zack Johnson are now friends.
Shiny Penny likes this.
Shiny Penny – It's nice that you guys are including my boyfriend to your things but seriously I'm not a piece of luggage Zack.
Zack Johnson – obvsly ur way 2 ho bag
Amy Farrah Fowler – Did I really consider coitus with this man?
Shiny Penny – In his defense, he's very good at it.
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Sheldon Cooper – WONDER WOMAN I HATE YOU.
Rajesh Koothrappali – LET ME BE HER! LET ME BE HER!
Amy Farrah Fowler – Isn't she one of your most beloved superheroes?
Sheldon Cooper – Indeed she is. I'm surprised you remembered that.
Amy Farrah Fowler – I listen when you talk, Sheldon. Even if comic books really aren't my thing.
Rajesh Koothrappali – LET ME BE HER! LET ME BE HER!
Amy Farrah Fowler – What's the matter anyway?
Sheldon Cooper – Penny was supposed to be our Wonder Woman for the costume contest tonight, but she's suddenly having a fit and doesn't want to come.
Rajesh Koothrappali – AQUAMAN SUCKS MAN.
Amy Farrah Fowler – That's a shame. I would offer taking her place, but I'm with my family in Orange County for New Year's Eve.
Sheldon Cooper – I thought you weren't into cosplay.
Amy Farrah Fowler – I'm not. However, New Year's Eve does call for some whimsy.
Sheldon Cooper – Drat! Had I known that before… You'd be a better Wonder Woman than Penny.
Rajesh Koothrappali – AND I'D BE EVEN BETTER THAN AMY LET ME HAVE THE ROLE PLEASE.
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Sheldon Cooper – Leonard is a tyrant.
Amy Farrah Fowler likes this.
Leonard Hofstadter – Get lost in a black hole.
Rajesh Koothrappali – As an astrophysicist, I'm telling you: you don't want this to happen.
Howard Wolowitz – Pretty sure I do want Sheldon to get sucked into one of those.
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Sheldon Cooper – Theremin time.
Amy Farrah Fowler likes this.
Amy Farrah Fowler – I do like music. Maybe we should consider a sing along night someday? I'll have my harp.
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Sheldon Cooper – Travel supervising: yet another thing I excel at.
Amy Farrah Fowler – I don't agree.
Sheldon Cooper – Look, if this is about that Nebraskan waitress's assigned car again… I don't know what to do to punish you but I will find a way.
Amy Farrah Fowler – Hear me out, though. If we break down in the middle of nowhere, her Nebraska backwoods skills and brawny hands will give us the best chance to survive in the wild.
Sheldon Cooper – Hmmmm… We'll see.
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Shiny Penny wrote on Sheldon Cooper's wall.
Please I'm sorry take me back to the other car.
Amy Farrah Fowler – Missing you, Bestie.
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Sheldon Cooper - Institute of Interdisciplinary Studies' symposium on the impact of current scientific research on societal interactions, here we are!
Amy Farrah Fowler, Leonard Hofstadter, Howard Wolowitz, Rajesh Koothrappali and Bernadette Rostenkowski like this.
Shiny Penny – Okay where is the spa?
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Sheldon Cooper – Worst conference ever. Not thanking my friends there.
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Sheldon Cooper – Guest lecturing for CalTech's doctoral candidates today. Aren't they lucky?
Amy Farrah Fowler likes this.
Amy Farrah Fowler – I'd like to be here. I'm sure it'll be epic.
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Sheldon Cooper – Those ungrateful little idiots.
Howard Wolowitz likes this.
Howard Wolowitz – Could've been worse. They could have done what I've dreamt of doing for years.
Sheldon Cooper – And that would be…?
Leonard Hofstadter – I can't speak for Howard, of course, but my own answer would be "killing you."
Howard Wolowitz – Looks like we have a winner.
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Sheldon Cooper – Amy's ideas are always very good. They're not the best – those are mine – but they prove very good nonetheless. Too bad the only acting teacher I could find is worthless.
Amy Farrah Fowler likes this.
Amy Farrah Fowler – While I do appreciate the sentiment, reading your insults to my beautiful Bestie makes me uncomfortable to say the least.
Shiny Penny – Aww, thank you Ames :)
Amy Farrah Fowler – You're more than welcome, Bestie.
Shiny Penny – As for you, Cooper, I'm still doing that because I do need 40 dollars but know that I'm hating you, right now.
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Sheldon Cooper – Acting sucks.
Shiny Penny likes this.
Amy Farrah Fowler – As do vacuums and black holes.
Sheldon Cooper – L.O.L. You never fail to cheer me up, Amy Farrah Fowler.
A/N: Thank you for reading this... thing. All your support is super duper awesome!
By the way I tried replacing Chapter 3 so it wouldn't be all bold, but I'm not sure it worked, because it looked perfectly fine in my doc manager thingy.
Also it's been brought to my attention that I should get a beta reader because my grammar sucks - I'm not fluent in English, malheureusement - so I'm going to do that and ask them to correct these four first chapters and then I'll send them the following chapters, so this fic should hopefully look cleaner soon!
And with that I'll shut up. Bye, see you soon!