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Chapter 4:
~The morning of the world meeting the state's house in D.C. ~
Alaska POV
"Okay, does everybody now the plan?" asked Virginia as her chocolate hair bounced and her forest green eyes twinkled at what we were about to pull. All of the girl states stood outside of America's bed room and the clock glared showing that it was 6:00 a.m., in other words time to begin. This was going to be awesome. I smirked as Hawaii and California snuck into the room and heard a thud. Washington, Maryland, Virginia, Georgia, Nevada, Rhode Island, and I were on guard duty. I saw New Jersey walking down the hall and pulled out my favorite gun, an elephant gun and angled at New Jersey.
"These are not the droids you are looking for!" I said with my creepy Russia smile and he booked down the hall from where he came.
"Alaska…you should have just shot him!" called New York from down the hall. Then the door opened to America's room. I already knew what was coming but I burst out laughing and pounded the floor.
"Allie, y-you sh-should stop laughing," barely choked out Washington as she laughed. She was soon doing the same thing as I was.
"Alright troops sober up! We need to do this without a smile at all otherwise nobody will take us seriously." shouted Virginia and we all snapped to attention. Now the states may appear to be rowdy, but when something is serious we will follow our orders. We began marching out with the mysterious Nevada, who we can never tell what her real eye color or hair color is, and Hawaii carrying America, who was tied to a wooden pole. (Think that time in Pirates of the Caribbean and those cannibal dudes were going to eat Captain Jack Sparrow.) We calmly started to walk out of the house and to the car. We were not going to be late, and didn't stop even when the boys all gave us a look as though we were aliens. Nobody tried to stop us though, they knew better from the time all of the girls watched that ninja movie and went around the house performing silent kills, Indiana still has a scar.
"All right girls toss him in Cali's limo and let's crash a meeting!" giggled Washington.
~At the World Meeting building~
Alaska POV
We all stood outside the backdoor out of vision of the cameras with a squirming America.
"Cali kill the power to the building please," asked Virginia, who was in charge because she was the oldest.
"I got this girlfriend. You, like ready for this?" replied California with a devilish grin. She killed the power and we made a break for the door. It was sadly rather easy to get in and when we were all in the room next to the meeting room California hit the power again.
"Can we like add drama and cook Dad like a chicken?" asked California and America passed out.
"Kolkolkolkol! He passed out, da? Good job Cali!" I laughed and clapped and all the states besides Washington freaked out a bit. Washington was used to me, you know with her being the closest to me. I even consider the Seattle Seahawks my home team, but of course I like other teams, but they are the closest if I want to go to a game.
"Let's go, I want to see the other nation's reactions and we do not want to be late!" I said with my hands on my hips. Today I wore my usual clothing and even made sure to conceal some weapons for the other states, nobody screws with my family. I even had Juneau under my coat again; you would be surprised how easy it was to sneak all of this stuff into my little coat. You never know when a meeting might get out of hand. "Oh, and Washington I got you a coffee and myself a hot chocolate. I know that you forgot it this morning." I smiled at her again.
We then slinked out of the room and checked to make sure the coast was clear. We then walked calmly through the door, on time might I add, to see a strange sight. England was in a fist fight with France over, cooking? Japan was talking to a passed out person. A guy similar to Italy was being smothered by a Spanish man, most likely Spain. Italy was talking Germany's ears off and going on and on about pasta's magic. Russia, Belarus, and Ukraine were talking about something. We ignored it all and went to the seat that said America and Virginia sat down and put her feet on the table. The rest of us just chilled out behind her in a circle around America and just stared at him. We didn't even move when somebody opened the door and honestly it wouldn't have mattered seeing how we were on the other side of the table and only Virginia could see. I stopped staring at America and passed every girl a pistol including Virginia, but I just slipped hers into her lap without anybody seeing. Now I am proud to say I did this in a manner of seconds. They can't argue about it now.
Virginia POV
I was sitting in America's chair looking at what was happening with a cheerful smile. I hope England dies fighting France. I'm still rather pissed off about the taxes and the burning of D.C. I looked up at the door as a man who I assumed was Poland, because I heard from Dad that he cross dresses. I felt a handgun slipped into my lap. Damn it Alaska, how do you sneak so many weapons everywhere.
"Like guys, who is like in America's seat?" asked the cross dresser. I kept on my amused smile as everyone turned towards me.
"WHO THE BLOODY HELL ARE YOU AND WHY ARE YOU IN AMERICA'S SEAT?!" yelled England.
"Hey, shut yer yap. WE MADE SURE AMERICA WASN'T LATE!" I scoff back. "You try mission impossible some time."
"But America isn't like here!" pointed out Poland. I turned my head around to see the girls in a crouching position and America back on the shoulders of Hawaii and Nevada. America was awake again and trying to find out where he was.
"Girls can you show where Daddy is?" I said with a chuckle and all the girls stood up. America's eyes widened and he started struggling, but most noticeable was the fact that he was in a suit. Everyone's mouths dropped open, well besides Russia's group.
"HOW THE BLOODY HELL DID YOU DO THAT!" screamed out England.
""You don't need to know, but the point is that he is here and early for a matter of fact, get over it, will ya?" I smirked at how confused everyone was.
"Like why should you, like even bother. Haven't you, like already tried this?" asked California with her hands on her hips.
"You like speak the same as like me!" called Poland.
"You are like Poland right, we so need to totally talk about fashion!" declared California walking over to Poland and then they started talking about fashion. Me on the other hand had gotten out of Father's seat and motioned for the girls to tie him to the chair. They nodded, and quietly untied America, but forced him to his knees then with superhuman strength slammed him in the chair tying him tightly. I saw everyone's, besides the states mouths drop.
"Hawaii RIP off the duct tape." I said with a satisfied smirk as she pulled the tape off quickly.
"WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH YOU ALL! FIRST YOU…" America screamed out but didn't get very far as Georgia shoved a jar of peaches in his mouth, and no not the fruit, the jar, and held it there as he struggled to breathe.
"Ya done?" asked Georgia and America nodded. Georgia took the jar out of America's mouth and he was dead silent.
"Listen Daddy, we decided that you need to take the world meeting's seriously and are doing this for your own good. Will you forgive us?" asked Rhode Island in a sweat and innocent voice that matched her looks. She had honey blonde hair, innocent royal purple eyes, and appeared to be at the age of thirteen, but was well mannered and one of the less insane states.
"Fine, only this one time, okay, the HERO needs to keep the others on their toes." melted America.
Alaska POV
While the others were talking I sneaked over to Ukraine and put Juneau on her head, but not until I made sure I wasn't going to be in trouble. I pulled little Juneau out from under my red coat and put her on top of Ukraine's head.
"EKKK!" screeched Ukraine as she felt something on her head.
"Kawaii." muttered Japan as he snapped pictures.
"Kolkolkolkol! Aunt Ukraine it is only my little puppy." I laughed.
"Oui, that thing is not so cute when it almost kills you!" shouted France.
"Almost, if I had my other wolves on me you would be dead." I said with a smile as a creepy purple aura filled the room. I then sat on Ukraine's lap and pulled out some flowers and started to make more crowns. Washington walked over to me after I had almost finished weaving one crown.
"Allie, we're winning, just to let you know." said Washington and then left. I let a smile tug at my lips; football in the U.S. brought us all together or drove us all apart. People outside of the States are thinking right now, what? The reason football brings us together is because everybody can relate to it no matter where you are. When that crown was done I put it on Ukraine's head.
"There you go. You like it, da?" I asked with no expression on my face.
"Yes, thank you Alaska." replied the Ukraine.
"Oh, and sorry about the whole cannon thing." I apologized only to find that everybody was looking at us now from my "cute" display.
"Cannon?" asked France voicing many nations' question as America shuddered.
"You bet ya, we schooled those Pepsi lovers, but of course they might get us next time! BUT IT WILL BE OVER MY DEAD BODY!" screamed Georgia.
"It is no problem. It was a nice shot, or so I was told. I feel so bad for worrying you!" cried out Ukraine and I felt hot tears hit me coat. I carefully got out of Ukraine's way and ran over to Belarus. I then just sat at her feet and continued what I had been doing. Soon everything was calm again and most of the states were under the table with Nevada playing Poker. Germany soon declared the start of the meeting when all of the other nations arrived, but few noticed the children. They did notice a tied up America to a chair, but none cared.
Half way through till lunch I had made four more crowns. I glanced at Russia nervously, should I put it on him or should I spare myself the embarrassment of being turned down.
"We need to do something about the hole in the ozone layer. It is heating up the planet." droned on England.
"Yes we do, it rained at my place in the winter. You need to fix this, da." I piped in after he had finished the sentence. All of the states paled, they all knew full well that that was so wrong. (Author's note: This has really been happening, and it resulted in us getting our first days off from school in history. The rain turned the roads into ice. The first year on a hill where I live there was a car in the ditch every twenty feet. Not pretty. It is not supposed to rain in the winter. Alaska- they only place they cancel school because it warms up. TT^TT More summer make-up days are not wanted.)
"It what?!" screamed out the states. I knew that wasn't supposed to happen, but why they were freaking out.
"Rained, now can we get back on to Mister England's speech, da?" I said with my little creepy smile. They all sat back down, but Washington was eyeing me with the evil eye. Now I admit to scooting back a bit, but then I hit Belarus's leg and flinched.
"Are you okay Alaska?" whisper asked Belarus.
"Yes, sorry, but something startled me a bit." I whispered back in reply. Washington is a bit creepy when she knows something is going on in my state. We are too close at times.
"Well I disagree with both of you." spoke up France through my conversation and I felt my anger rise. We did not go through all of this in the morning to have somebody make a decision that they could disrupt a meeting. All of the states besides Rhode Island backed away.
"Frog there was nothing to disagree upon." pouted England as he shoved his pen in Frances ear. Strike two.
"Mister England and Mister France can you please stop fighting?" begged Rhode Island, but she still kept her space from the fighting couple.
"There is always a way to disagree with you, black sheep of Europe." Strike three, ignore Rhode Island and you are out. I stood up and jumped on the table startling the nations closest besides Russia and Belarus who had seen me wind up. I opened up my coat to reveal my lightweight armor and a lot of weapons. I pulled out a paintball hand gun and hit them both in the back of the head and they pitched forward.
"You all don't want to fight either, da?" I said with a giggle. I was still pissed off and all of the other states sighed.
"What the Bloody He…" screamed England but didn't get any father when he saw me pull out a real gun.
"Do not cuss in my presence and no more fighting. Now please continue your speech. We did not go through all of the trouble to drag America's but out of bed just for you to fight it out like children. How can you call yourselves adults, grow the frick up." I snarled out, actually snarled. I was that pissed off.
"Alaska, we don't need a repeat of the fisheye or that ninja incident repeated. Get down." commanded Washington. Crud was I that pissed off? All of the states shuddered a bit about the fisheye thing.
"Sorry for my sudden outburst." I said with a bow and I do admit that my cheeks were on fire. I then climbed off the table and sat back at Belarus's feet to wait for lunch. After seven minutes of everything going fine I turned to talk with Belarus. I tugged on her dress to get her attention.
"Yes?" asked Belarus.
"Can…maybe…" I started to blush uncontrollably and stare at my feet. How am I supposed to ask this? Screw it I'm just going to say it out right. "put flowers in your hair?" I looked up at Belarus hopefully. She was smiling.
"Sure you can." smiled Belarus as she pulled me onto he lap. I then started to braid flowers in to her hair and weaving at some points, I did not want the flowers to fall out. Half way through I started to hum lullabies that America used to sing to me to calm me down when I was smaller. This was rather peaceful.
"All right everybody lunch." Germany said as he broke through my humming and braiding. I let out a disappointed sigh. This wasn't fair I wasn't done.
"You can finish after lunch." whispered Belarus answering my unasked question. Maybe I will get along with them. I slipped off of Belarus's lap and walked over to where America was complaining he didn't get any food.
"Girls untie me so I can eat." reasoned America.
"No, you will just try and run for it." responded Virginia without a second look at America as the states broke out a picnic basket. Lunch was rather peaceful and when every nation was back, America still hadn't eaten and he was so hungry he was close to crying.
"Did someone forget to feed America?" asked England. I turned to him and looked him straight in the eyes.
"Yes, we forgot to bring food for him." I said with a shrug. England's mouth dropped, he probably thought that I would say he didn't deserve to be feed.
"Wait, that's why we didn't feed him? I have food for him!" stated Georgia with a grin as she walked over to him and shoved whole peaches into his mouth. "Eat the peaches ya baby."
I then nodded my head to England and went back over to Belarus and started to finish the job I had started. I finally finished when Poland and California started a lecture on fashion and not hurting their eyes.
"California how about you talked about emergency aid instead of fashion?" I called through their speech. Poland looked a little vexed at the interruption, but didn't get very far as California launched in ways to save a person's life that was really informative, to everyone's surprise. After her speech the entire room was silent, they were a little shocked that a young American girl who had spent the first part of her lecture scolding them on fashion had then told them about a very serious topic.
"Ohnohnohn! You seem to know a lot about this, where did you learn it?" asked France with a joking smile.
"On patrol during WWII in the Pacific, all the girls were on the same squad with Delaware." responded California and we all nodded.
"Even Alaska?" asked a shocked Belarus.
"Kolkolkolkol! I was a pilot with Washington, we never got hit, and it was awesome. Nevada, Hawaii, Delaware, and Georgia were the gunners. Rhode Island, Maryland, and California were the medics. We never lost a patient." I said with a smile and all of the other states smiled at the memory. (Author's note: I thought it would be cool to put all of the girl states into a squadron and I read a book on girls in WWII and the statement is actually true. There were nurses on planes and they took around 32,000 people and only lost one person. I call that determination.)
"America you made them fight?!" shouted England. I pulled out my paintball gun and shot him in the shins.
"Listen here, okay. Jam this in your thick eyebrows; he couldn't stop us if he tried. He did try and we still took off. Never under estimate girls when they want to save their people from more death. We didn't care if we died, we can't die unless our state fell. We served to the best of our ability and saved lives. We even tried to get in on D Day. Our brothers were already fighting, besides the younger ones, why should the girls sit back and paint our nails. If you can do damage, do it without a pause." I spat out at the English man. I had nothing against him, but all of the girl states fought tooth and nail for the right for women in the military. I could even feel a purple aura coming out of me and the other female states. He just pissed off some rather angry girls.
"Eyebrows?" asked England with a vein popping out of his forehead.
"England, dude, don't, not even the Hero can save you if all of them go off." America piped in for the first time today. His eyes darkened as though he was about to see England's death.
"Ya that's right eyebrows. Get a team together and lets settle this like we settle arguments at our house." smirked Georgia.
"Can I play with your cannon again da?" asked Russia with a childlike grin.
"Maybe later. We need to call Del and tell him some idiots just called us weak. England, get a team of ten and then join us at the house, da?" I said as I left Belarus and pulled out a short sword to cut America free. I then followed the other girl states out of the room. This was going to be good.
America POV
"England you never should have said anything dude. The New England States still hate you. They will not hold back and I had to make a rule that those ten would never team up together. Here you might want this; it is what happened last time when they had a fight over what soda was better. I still hurt." I said as I handed England a DVD. He then put it in the TV.
"I don't see how they can do so much damage." said France and then he paled as he saw Alaska down New Jersey the second New Jersey was about to shoot New York. Now that isn't all that scary, but the fact that her face was emotionless and her eyes showed pure hate of somebody sneaking up on her team mate.
"Kolkolkolkol! Thanks for showing me what I missed, da." giggled Russia making my blood run cold.
Then the screen showed New York beating up New Jersey. It quickly moved to Idaho and Russia at a cannon firing it, and Idaho laughing like a mad man. They fired the cannon and we saw Ukraine being destroyed. California ran across the forest dodging bullets as she reached Ukraine and pulled her over her shoulder. She then started to cuss out the people shooting at her about not trying to shoot a medic in a game. Then it showed a very pissed off Texas having the camera person drawing on his face. Suddenly an over the head shot of the blue team's base being destroyed. I looked over and saw several nations tense up and Italy was waving his flag. Romano on the other hand looked pissed off at the sight, so nothing new.
"What have you gotten yourself into?" asked France in shock.
"So who wants to team up with England?" I asked and saw nobody ready to volunteer and Russia giggling was not helping.
"Kolkolkolkol! She really is related to me, da?" smiled Russia.
"Like who is related to Russia?" asked Poland not getting it.
"Alaska, the crazy girl with the guns." answered England.
"They were all armed England. Alaska is very protective of her squad. None of them will seem the same on the field. Those who aren't on England's team can watch from my house." I said with a flat tone. It was time to ditch my happy act. This was going to be a repeat of WWII.
"So who is on England's team, da?" asked Russia.
"I know nobody will volunteer so I will just say names. Germany, Italy, Romano, Spain, France, Japan, and the Baltics will be on England's team. I wish you good luck come over tomorrow instead of the meeting everybody."
Alaska POV
We were all outside of Delaware's bedroom. Virginia knocked on the wooden door.
"Del we have a squad fight with some idiot nations who insulted us!" screamed Virginia and all of the chatter in the entire house stopped and the sound of forty pairs of feet running towards us filled the house. Delaware's door was opened forcefully from the other side ripping in off its hinges, to reveal Delaware. Delaware looked as though he had hopped out of bed he had his black hair in a mess, his ocean blue eyes showed sign of sleep, besides his rage, and he was in comfy clothes, he had no doubt fallen asleep reading a book.
"They did what?" snarled out Delaware as he cracked his knuckles.
"It was England." I said as I had my purple aura around me, but it didn't matter because everyone had it around them too.
"Get out the fighters. Michigan get your butt over here!" screamed Delaware and Michigan came running wondering what happened.
"Come with us. We need you to set up two single fighter planes to kill England." said Delaware and all of the New England states cheered. "He is going to regret crossing us and picking on the girls."
"HE WHAT?! KILL HIM UNTIL HE BEGS FOR MERCY!" yelled all of the boys in varying accents.
(Thanks for reading and I'm sorry if the states are a bit occ, but I don't know very many stereotypes and google hates me. Sorry about the lateness of this post, but you try to write a chapter a day. I feel like my fingers are running a marathon, but they aren't tired yet, so….. I'm just going to start on chapter five, because I am once again driving for seven hours. Now I know that most people are all like gross long drives, but try going through Denali National Park where you are weaving in a valley and right next to you the light is hitting the Alaska Range giving it an ethereal glow to them. In some areas you are right next to the mountains and it hurts your eyes to see the top. Got to love Alaska. I take great pride in my state as other people do. Happy Holidays!)
