Hey, guess what! I own TMNT!
Hey, guess what! I'm also a gigantic liar! (I need to go check my laundry. I think I can smell my pants smoldering)
Sorry about the shortness of my chapters. I promise they will get longer.
Dear Journal,
I was out until midnight last night scouring a dump looking for a homeless man with a friend whose idea of a 'good disguise' for a dump is to wear a yellow jumpsuit. "Because we'll look like sanitation workers." No, we looked like bananas. In the end I dragged her home at midnight because we both had school this morning. But I was going to go again tonight. I'm not about to let my good friend wander the streets of New York at night. That is if what's-his-name hadn't called and told her he wasn't missing anymore promised her 'the story of a lifetime'. I still smell after three showers and I'm seriously considering making Macie pay for the new bottle of shampoo I'm going to need.
Dear Journal,
It looks like Macie's not printing the 'story of a lifetime'. I asked her about it in Western Civilizations this morning and she just growled that I wouldn't believe her if she told me. I cornered her later for the whole story. It turns out the guy started blabbering about being kidnapped by a garbage man and forced to slave away on his island of trash until he was rescued by four guys in turtle costumes. Macie's getting a new source. But something about his story seems vaguely… something. I don't think that the guy's got the story straight (seriously? An evil garbage man? What's next, space aliens?), but something seemed, well I don't know! I just have this feeling in my gut.
Dear Journal,
Physics test today. Blech. I really need a tutor. Except the only person I can think of is my brother, and he's really busy with that job of his. It's so cool that he gets to do what he loves for a living. I'm glad somebody recognized his talents. I just wish that he didn't have to go on all of those business trips to Japan. I should probably call him soon. Come to think of it, I haven't gotten any e-mails from him in a while. He's probably just got some new idea for something. The last time that happened he barely left his apartment for two weeks. The landlord actually got scared and went up to see if he'd died (not kidding). When we last talked he said that they were going to start working on this really big thing soon at his company. That's probably what it is. Hard to believe we're in the same city sometimes, but that's just how he gets when he's working. I think I'll stop by his place this weekend though. Can't have him becoming a total recluse.
R&R, you know what to do. Bonus points for anyone who can identify the episode!
I've got a poll up on my profile about whether or not Kate should meet the turtles or be kept in the dark about what really lives in NYC sewers.
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