Its been a few weeks since Sasha and Hanji's birthday party. The group has tried to ignore the revelations that were made during that party however it was proving very difficult to do that. Levi was getting annoyed with the awkwardness between his friends do he decided to call an intervention.
"Alright I'm tired of you all trying to pretend like nothing happened. Four Eyes likes Baldy, Baldy likes Potato Girl, Potato Girl likes Horse Face, and Horse Face likes my cousin. What are we going to do about his mess of group we once called friends?" Levi asked as he had everyone gathered together in Eren and Mikasa's house.
"I honestly don't see why we have to do anything about this. It's there problem so why are we involved?" Annie asked Levi not caring about their situation.
"We have to do something they're our friends. Besides I have a feeling that this is more complicated than it seems. There's more to this conflicting interests than just these 5 people." Marco said confident that their was more going on than it seemed.
"If your implying that some of us have hidden emotions for other members o our group then I agree with you. Some people are still hiding their true emotions." Mikasa said agreeing with Marco.
"Look my sis and I have come to an understanding. I'll never be with Jean and she'll never be with Connie. That's just fine with us. After all in less than a year we may never see them again so let's just stop this intervention before somebody does something they regret." Sasha said trying to end the situation before things got out of hand. Levi then went up to her angrily.
"The only thing I regret is not calling this intervention earlier. Your already giving up on your so called true love. I'm curious Potato Girl do you honestly care about Horse Face or do you simply want to have the privilege of saying you had your first boyfriend before you left our crappy town. If it's the second then why did you choose him out of all the other guys in our group?" Levi asked Sasha trying to intimidate her into confessing the truth. Eren however grabbed Levi and pulled him back before his intimidation tactics could work.
"Leave her alone Levi. She doesn't have to answer to you. She's been though enough she doesn't need you forcing any answers out of her. Annie is right this isn't our problem and we shouldn't get involved." Eren told Levi. Levi simply pushed Eren's arm off his shoulder and turned his intimidation tactics on him.
"You want to help her out Yeager go ahead but you'll have to get through me first, and you know as well as I do that will only end badly for you." Levi said trying to get Eren to back off.
"You touch Eren and you'll be messing with me first Levi." Mikasa told Levi threateningly. Levi looked at Mikasa then backed off knowing he couldn't intimidate her and was in no mood to honestly pick a fight.
"Fine then I'm out of here. I try and help out my so called friends and you attack me. Go ahead and kill each other I don't care anymore. It's obvious we were never really friends, we were just a bunch of people who didn't have friends." Levi said as he stormed out. Petra quickly ran off to try and cheer him up.
"Well he called this stupid thing together so if he's gone then can we leave?" Jean asked wanting to get away from the others. Marco then looked at him and pulled a small black box with wires attached to it.
"Not yet Jean. First we need to find out whose got feelings for who. Luckily with my new emotion and heart rate detector I should be able to find out who each person in this room has feelings for." Marco said confident in his device.
"How exactly does that contraption work? I doubt it can detect something as complex as love." Annie said skeptical of what Marco was saying.
"It doesn't directly detect love. It detects small changes in your heart rate, your mental status, the amount of dopamine and serotonin that is flowing through your blood and into your brain. This and so much more that can prove with a 95% confidence interval that you have deep emotions such as love for another person." Hanji said explaining to Annie how their device works.
"We will need a standard variability so right now I'll connect this to Hanji, Sasha, Connie, and Jean. That'll let us know the average levels for love. We can measure the rest of us later and compare." Marco said as he started connecting everything for Hanji's test.
"What about Levi and Petra are they going to get out of this?" Armin asked wondering about them.
"We can check them later. Look I know this might seem like an invasion of privacy, but we've already seen what keeping our feelings to ourselves does to our friendship. We are all friends no matter who we love or no matter who loves us. I'll go first." Marco said as he started placing the wires on his arms and forehead. He slowly turned to each person in the room looking at them long enough for the scanner to detect how he was feeling.
"His highest reading was with Jean. Does that mean Marco likes Jean?" Sasha asked still confused about how the device worked.
"Very funny sis but that's not how it works. We have to find his average score, then compare the individual scores to the average and find any scores that are far away from the average. If a score is far enough away based on our calculated average than we can say with 95% confidence that he has feelings for that person." Hanji said trying to explain the process.
"I get what your saying Hanji. We're just using standard deviation and converting it to a measurable unit. I can help with the calculations so this won't take as long." Armin said as he looked at Hanji's data.
"Look I don't care about what you need to do. This is pointless. I'll go next just so that I can leave." Annie said annoyed with what was happening. They then took the wires from Marco and placed them on Annie. She then started to look at her friends while the device was scanning her. Once all the data was recorded Armin and Hanji started doing the math needed to find their answer.
"Ok so all of Marco's scores are relatively close to each other. He doesn't have feelings for anybody in the group. Annie your scores are also really close, and really low. It's almost as though you don't consider us friends." Hanji said reading the scores.
"There my scores are close. Can I leave now?" Annie asked not wanting to be there anymore.
"Wait I said your scores are really close, but there is a huge outlier. All of your scores are extremely low for people you consider friends, but the score for Eren is nearly three as large are your calculated average. Annie you have feelings for Eren don't you." Hanji said confronting Annie. Everyone as quiet and looked at Annie in suspense. After what seemed like an eternity of silence Annie started to laugh hysterically.
"You think I have feelings for Yeager? That test of yours must not work after all." Annie said still laughing.
"Deny all you want Annie but the truth is here. You have feelings for Eren." Hanji said trying to get Annie to confess.
"Annie is right there's no way she has feelings for Eren..." Mikasa started to say when Annie interrupted her.
"Thank you Mikasa at least somebody here has some common sense." Annie said relieved that somebody was on her side.
"Annie is to much of a cold hearted bitch to have feelings for Eren." Mikasa said finishing her statment.
"You didn't have to word it like that you know." Annie said irritated.
"Well cold hearted or not there's no denying it. We are 95% confident that Annie has feelings for Eren. In fact these numbers are so much larger than your average I can honestly say that we are 99% confident." Hanji told Annie trying to get her to confess.
"Annie if you have feelings for me just say it. I will still be your friend whether or not you like me that way." Eren said trying to take some pressure of Annie. Everyone was quite again until Armin spoke up.
"Annie it doesn't really matter if you have feelings for Eren or not, but I want you to know that for a while now I've had feelings for you myself. I never told you because it's obvious that a nerd like me wouldn't be with somebody amazing like you. I have to tell you now otherwise you'll find out when it's my turn for this, and I don't want you to find out like that. I hope we can still be friends." Armin told Annie nervously. He then made his way out of the room they were in embarrassed.
"Well I guess we can scratch him off the list, although he should still be here in case somebody has feelings for him." Hanji said laughing. Mikasa angrily pushed Hanji down knocking off her glasses.
"You think this is funny. Well I've got news for you Zoe Hange it isn't. I can only wonder if my cousin called this intervention knowing that you and Marco would do this. Just because your secret is out doesn't mean everybody else's has to be. Levi was right. We were never really friends we were merely people who had no friends and decided we didn't want to be lonely. I'm tired of you people. Everyone get out of my house." Mikasa said threateningly as she broke the device they were using to scan the others. The rest of the group left her house knowing she meant business. Soon only Eren, Mikasa and Armin remained.
"This is my house too you know. Don't you think you were to hard on them?" Eren asked Mikasa surprised by her outburst.
"Eren I want to go back to a simpler time. Before the others showed up. I want it to just be me, you, and Armin again." Mikasa said softly. She then left into her room leaving Eren to wonder what would happen to his group of friends.
A/N: Hey I'm finally back. Sorry it's been so long but I have news. For the first time in years I'm getting straight A's. This quarter is almost over so soon I should be able to update more frequently. I've also gone ahead and updated all 4 of my stories. A bit of bad news my girlfriend and I broke up but it was completely mutual and were still friends. Before I go I have some Shameless self promotion. I recently started a gaming channel on YouTube called BallinPlays. I'm not that good yet but I'm getting better. If you could check me out I'd appreciate it. Just search BallinPlays on YouTube and you should find me. Don't worry YouTube won't stop me from updating my stories. Hopefully you guys enjoyed and I'll see you all next time.