Greetings Earthlings! And now we're back to funny! And longer! And Two-Bit! Intrigued? Read on...

Disclaimer: Own Outsiders I do not. Voice of Yoda I suck at.

And on that (slightly underwhelming) note: enjoy!

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Soda:

"Well I seem to be stuck, now don't I," I muttered ruefully to myself, giving up trying the lock. 'It's sure not the tuffest thing, but I guess I'm gonna hafta climb under the stall.'

I gave the door a few good smacks, just for kicks, and got myself under the door, staying on the floor for a minute to retie the laces of my shoe that had come loose. 'Good thing the gap was big enough, doin' that was embarrassing enough without getting myself stuck. God, I hope nobody saw that.'

"Well Soda," came an amused voice from above me, "I think that's just about the tuffest thing I've seen you do!"

Two-Bit. Of course it was Two-Bit.

Dammit.

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Poor little Sodapop. I love the guy, though. No hard feelings?

By the way, Darry's (his is right after Dally's, who's next) is super short, so I'll be uploading them both tomorrow. Just to let you guys know.

Thanks to everyone who's followed, favorited, and/or reviewed! I believe that as of now that would be Tyrannosaurus Ross, River Over Stone, and Unknown identity 90. (And to Unknown identity, sorry I haven't replied to you personally yet ^-^;, I've been kinda busy so I'll do it here: Thanks so much! I'm glad you're finding it funny!)

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-Ua