Epilogue

Penelope woke up before Derek. She watched him sleep and the sunlight streamed into the room surrounding him. Penelope had never felt so satisfied, yes it was because of the amazing sex, but it was also the fact that now she knew Derek loved her, just as much as she loved him.

When she told Derek she was ruined for life. She meant it. She wanted to spend every single day loving the man that was next to her.

Derek opened one eye and grinned.

Penelope raised one eyebrow and asked, "Honey what are you staring at?"

Derek sat up and said, "I was just making sure that this wasn't a dream."

Penelope kissed Derek and said, "Does that feel like a dream?"

Derek laughed and said, "No, but it does feel like heaven."

Penelope chuckled and said, "D just because you are in love don't get corny on me."

Derek smiled and said, "Mama you need to replace that c with and h and get over here."

Penelope sighed and said, "Baby boy you wore me out. Mama is a little sore."

Derek smirked and said, "Baby there are other things I can do."

"Derek I need to get out of this bed."

Derek pouted and asked, "Why?"

Penelope rolled her eyes and said, "I need to use the little ladies room. Plus I want to take a shower."

"Baby girl I like you just the way you are now…. covered in Derek Morgan."

Penelope blushed, and her cheeks felt like they were on fire.

Derek smirked and said, "Baby girl I knew I would figure out if you blushed all over."

"Derek you are not helping, plus I need to reclaim my apartment from Kevin."

"Or you can stay here forever."

"Derek that is sweet but…Wait you are serious."

"Penelope after last night, look me in the eyes and tell me you don't want to stay here with me."

Penelope sighed and looked down.

Derek gave Penelope a hug and said, "Baby if I am pushing this-"

Penelope shoved Derek back down on the bed and said in between kisses, "Derek…. Morgan….. I….Want….To….Move….In."

Penelope sighed and said"But D I still have to get Kevin out."

"Well let your man handle that."

"Derek baby I can handle it."

Derek sighed and said, "Penelope at least check the voicemail messages. If he sounds deranged, no way in hell you're going over there without me."

"Okay. I will use the ladies room, and I will go get my phone."

Derek smacked Penelope's ass and said, "See now that wasn't so bad hard head."

Penelope turned around and laughed. Then she said, "The only thing hard in here is that tent under our sheets."

It was Derek's turn to blush.

"Alright mama I am going to the guest bathroom. Then bring your cute ass and your phone."

Penelope washed her hands, and looked in the mirror. The first thing she noticed was her smile. She never thought she could have such a big ass goofy grin and not care. The next thing she noticed was that she was covered in love marks.

Penelope quietly said, "Good lord where did this man not bite me."

This only caused her to smile even wider.

Penelope threw Derek's shirt on and grabbed her phone.

Derek came back in the room and climbed in the bed.

Penelope took a deep breath and said, "You ready for the never ending crazy?"

Derek furrowed his eyebrows and said, "It's gonna be that bad?"

"Penelope kissed Derek and said, "Oh yeah hot stuff."

Penelope played the first message.

From Kevin: "Hey Penelope this is Kevin…Just wanted to say miss you. Come home please."

Derek said, "That's not so bad."

Penelope skipped to message 14.

From Kevin: "Hey Plum Sauce just wanted to know what you were doing? Are you with Morgan? If so it's okay. Well not really, but you know I guess if you need him out of your system…I don't wanna know. Shit I am just babbling. Sweetness call me."

Derek rolled his eyes.

Penelope skipped to message 25.

From Kevin:"Look Penelope I am not going to just sit here. What the hell is going on? It is raining and you are out. What is wrong with you? Good fucking bye."

Penelope looked at Derek. All he could do was shake his head at the crazy.

Penelope skipped to message 38.

From Kevin:"Hey sweetness miss you. Sorry I drank some of your liquor. Well I drank most of it, and by most I mean all…Nope wait I found the Jose."

Penelope skipped to message 45.

From Kevin:"I HATE YOU."

Derek let out a gut busting chuckle.

Penelope rolled her eyes and said, "Well at least he is honest."

Penelope skipped to message 52.

From Kevin:" I see you driving 'round town
With the girl I love and i'm like,
Fuck you!
Oo, oo, ooo
I guess the change in my pocket
Wasn't enough i'm like,
Fuck you!
And fuck her too!
I said, if I was richer, i'd still be with ya
Ha, now ain't that some shit? (ain't that some shit?)
And although there's pain in my chest
I still wish you the best with a...
Fuck you!
Oo, oo, ooo"

Derek fell off the bed laughing. He knew he should feel bad for the man, but damn his singing was hilarious.

Penelope thought she would never stop laughing.

Derek climbed back on the bed and said, "He is no American Idol material."

Penelope skipped to message 72.

From Kevin:"Um don't be mad but I may have started a small fire on accident. Do you know how hard it is to make a frozen pizza still in the plastic?"

Penelope gawked at her phone.

Derek wrapped his arms around Penelope trying to figure out what to do.

Derek in a panicked tone said, "Baby play the next message."

From Kevin:"Okay so the fire department said it's fine, but the sprinklers went off.

Penelope smacked her forehead.

Derek's phone rang.

"Morgan."

Derek mouthed to Penelope, "Hotch."

Derek's eyes went wide.

Derek sighed and said, "Thanks Hotch."

Derek said, "Penelope turn to channel 5."

Penelope and Derek were both speechless. Kevin Lynch was on the morning news. Penelope noted that the man did seem coherent for drinking all night.

Kevin was being interviewed about the apartment fire. Before the interview was done, he also told the metro area that Penelope Garcia was with Derek Morgan, and that he wished them both well. Kevin said he found the love of his life. He happened to be pointing to what looked like a prostitute.

Penelope turned the tv off and said, "Well there you go." She tossed the remote in the air and let it land on the soft bed.

"Well mama it looks like you would have to stay with me anyway."

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