"Baki! Get your bitch ass in here!"
Said bastard came running into Gaara's office. "... yes?"
Gaara stared at him.
"... I'm taking a trip to Konoha. I need you to do my work while I'm gone."
"But Sir, it's such short notice. Can't you ju-"
Gaara bitch slapped him so hard his curtain fell off.
"...Whooooo's the Kazekage?"
Baki's gaze went to the floor.
"... you are..."
"So that means...?"
"That you can do whatever you want..."
Gaara was pleased. "Exactly."
A single tear slid down Baki's face.
"Now go fetch my siblings and the usual from Taco Bell."
Baki was instantly out the door. Gaara smiled a little. Damn he loved this job.
So there they were. Sand biscuits on the road again. Gaara was dominating his tacos, Kankuro had his ipod on full blast, and Temari was trying to figure out what the hell was going on.
"Gaara tell me, why are we going to the leaf village again?"
"... Naruto's a wreck because that Uchiha slut is dead. It's okay though. When we get back we're throwing a party to celebrate."
"Sasuke's dea-?"
"EVACUATE THE DANCE FLOOR!"
Temari and Gaara cringed at Kankuro's singing.
"I'M INFECTED BY THE SOUND!"
"...I'm going to hit him with this fan, I swear I will..."
"STOP THIS BEAT IS KILLING M-"
Gaara grabbed the cork from his gourd and shoved it in his brother's mouth. Kankuro's eyes widened as his headphones were pulled out.
"Kankuro. Shut. Up."
The puppet master mumbled something incoherent.
"That cork is staying in your mouth until we get there. Oh, and I'm taking this by the way." the redhead said as he snatched the ipod. "You better have some Mariah Carey on here."
Temari sighed. This was going to be a long three days.
Naruto was sitting alone bored as always. He was tired of watching this Family Feud marathon on TV. His mind started wondering to everything that's been happening this week. He suddenly thought of Neji and how he pissed him off at the restaurant. The blond didn't even apologize to pretty boy Hyuuga. It was time for the Hello Kitty phone again.
"Maybe he's not too mad at me..."
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