A/N: Happy Friday the 13th guys! *cough* back for my daily chapter! Although technically I uploaded one this morning…. but that doesn't count, because I wrote it last night. You know what? I really like writing crossovers. It's like, mixing two elements together to create a compound! Like chemistry! I like chemistry!... no… actually, I don't. Still…. Anywho, I digress. Hope you enjoy this next chapter! Just a warning, I switch POV's a lot in this one…

Disclaimer: I don't own. *sobs*

Max's POV:

Great. Look what you got yourself into Max, you are so, so smart. Guess that's what you get for listening to the little voice inside your head. Now you're going to a school. You have extra work to make up. And, it's a school for Witches and Wizards. What's wrong with this picture? Oh. Right. You should have listened to Fang and gone vacationing somewhere while sipping a smoothie, but no. No no no no no. You have to fix everything, and now you are trying to figure out why you are talking to yourself.

Maybe I really am crazy.

Ha. Or not.

"So anyways, right past this painting of the Fat Lady is the Gryffindor common room. That's where you'll spend most of your free time. The password to get it this week is Fuzzing Wuzbee."

"Fuzzing Wuzbee?"

"Yes. Fuzzing Wuzbee."

At the moment, Iggy and I are being shown around the place we'll be living for the next few months, by a ginger named Lily. I never believed the whole "gigers have no soul" thing before, but now I'm not too sure. This girl seems super boring. Of course, Iggy didn't feel the same way as me. He's been spending the entire tour staring at the back of her head. Or at least, doing the blind equivalent of staring. Boys.

"Anyways, this stairway leads to the boy's dorms, and this way leads to the girl's dorms. Come on Max, you can follow me. Iggy, you can just go up there and look around a bit I guess." The silence between me and Lily as we walked up the stairway as pretty deafening. Finally, just to break the silence, I asked, "So… Dumbledore told you about us?" She looked confused for a moment, and I started thinking that maybe I blew our cover, before she said "He said you guys had to come in a lot later than most people, but that I couldn't ask questions." Huh.

Apparently, I'd be sleeping in a bed next to a girl named Margaret. Margaret is a very happy person. All the time.

"So you're new, huh? We've never had a new girl in our year before. I mean, I'm sure it's happened before once or twice, but it seems so unprecedented! You seem really nice though, so I'm pretty glad you're in Gryffindor." Yeah. This'll be a real fun year.

Iggy's POV:

There is something about Lily Evans. Seriously, she's like, amazing. I'm pretty sure she's the same girl that Gazzy was pointing out to me earlier, and she totally ate up the whole "I'm blind… and scared.." act I use with most girls. There's just something about her though, she's just so… real. Besides, her voice is to die for. She smells like her namesake. Lily's. Of course, it's not like I actually know what Lily's smell like, but I'm just guessing here.

I walked up the stairs into the room marked for the Fifth Year Boys, and saw a group of boys joking around right away when I walked in. "Oh hey. Who're you?" Asked one of them, as soon as I walked in. "Uhh. I'm Iggy. New kid. Who're you?"

"New kid? I didn't know we could get new kids…"

"I'm just special like that." I said, hoping they wouldn't press further. I guess Dumbledore didn't think this far ahead.

"Well, I'm Prongs, that's Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Longbottom." Strange names. Hopefully they're nicknames. I mean, at least I have an good excuse for having a cool name. "James," Said the one called Moony, "Maybe our real names?"

"Oh. Yeah. I'm James, that's Remus, Peter, Sirius, and Frank. But Frank doesn't matter as much as the rest of us."

"Umm, thanks?"

"No problem Longbottom."

"So." Said Sirius, "Tell us about yourself. Do you fly much?" Oh shoot, oh shoot. They know. How do they know? So much for normality. "On a broom." He continued. "James here is a Chaser." Oh… "Chaser?" I asked. "Oh please Sirius," Remus said, "He's obviously muggle-born. He's probably never even heard of Quiditch. What do you do for fun?"

"I start fires. Make bombs. Have fun." I said, without even pausing to think. "Oooh," Laughed James, "I think you'll fit in perfectly with the rest of us… So tell us more about these bombs you're making."

Max's POV:

Need to get out of this room. Ugh, I need to talk to Fang. "So anyways, I still kind of think the pink nail polish looks better with your skin tone, but the red and gold combo is Gryffindor colors after all." Margaret rambled on, reminding me a lot like the old Nudge. "Hey," I said, as soon as she paused for a breath. "Look, I really need to go.. uhh.. do some makeup work. Sorry! Maybe later?" I lied flawlessly. She looked a little sad to let her walking talking dress up doll leave, but I needed to get out of there before she started trying to do my makeup. I hate hanging out with other girls my age… not that I've ever gotten the opportunity to do it before. For the first time, I started to feel a little thankful I have such a messed up life. Of course, as soon as I walked out into the common room, I saw Iggy lighting fires with those jerks I saw earlier today. "Iggy!" I shouted, waving him over. "Yeah?" He asked, as soon as he got within earshot. "What are you doing with those guys?" I whispered angrily. "We're friends now." He replied. I took a deep, frustrated breath before saying, "Well we need to get Fang and Nudge. Today's the day we're supposed to get our.. uhh… our wands. And books. And broomsticks… and stuff."

Fang. Nudge. God, I'm not going to get a chance to see them much in this place, am I?

Fang's POV:

"So. You're name's Fang, huh? You're a new kid, huh?"

"Oh please, Rodolphus. Do you even know how stupid you sound right now? I'm Bellatrix, but you can call me Bella."

"Hey, who's this?"

"Buzz off Severus, it's Fang. He's new."

"He's new? That doesn't happen much, does it?"

"Shut up Sev. No one wants to hear what you have to say."

"Fine then."

"So anyways, I'm guessing you don't know much about this place, do you? Well, here in Slytherin, the absolute best house, you have to be pretty careful about who you trust. We stick together though."

"Hey, where'd he go?"

"Did he just disappear?"

"Hey, uhh, how do I get to Gryffindor from here? I'm not exactly sure of my way around, and I have a friend in there."

"Oh look, there he is."

"No duh Malfoy."

"Gryffindor? No way. There's no such thing as a friend in Gryffindor. Stick with us, we'll show you how it works."

"Okay… uhh… Bella."

"There ya go. You'll fit in with us in no time."

A/N: Oooh… Fang in Slytherin? Sounds pretty scary. Fang's part is in all dialog, with him only talking, like… twice… but I figure it works, because he's always seemed like more of a listener. Anywho, not much happened in this chapter, but it builds relationships… and relationships are important. Anyways, if you like this story, then Review! If you don't like this story, then Review! If you have any ideas of what you want to see happen in this story, Review! If you want to let me know how much you love me, Review! (And I'll give you virtual cookies…) Thanks guyz!

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