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Chapter 4

BPV

A few minutes after we got home that night our phone rang. Mike from the marketing department called to see if we would go out with him tonight. He said that he and another person wanted to hit up a bar and we were welcome to come along.

"Hey guys I was wondering…do you want to hit up our bar tonight?" Mike asked.

"Yeah sure…when?" I asked.

"oh probably in 15 minutes or so….is that okay…there are going to be other people there." Mike said

"Oh that's fine." I said. Alice tugged on my shoulder. If we were leaving in 15 minutes she needed to make up for lost time.

"Well I gotta go…we'll see ya there." I said hanging up. Alice trudged me upstairs to get ready.

"You know…we should invite the guys to go along…Mike's a freak and we may need some protection." Alice said off handedly. Lets just say that if Alice's parents ever got a whiff of any of Mike's exploits he'd probably be fired on the spot.

"Actually that's not a bad idea…maybe he wont get grabby this time if you know what I mean!" I said. It was then that Alice ran down stairs.

"What is it?" Edward asked.

"Well Bella and I are going out with some work people…wanna go?" Alice asked.

"Is Phyllis going to be there?" Emmett asked seductively.

"Uh no." Alice said.

"good cuz that woman's a freak!" Emmett said relieved

" EMMETT DON'T WEAR THAT SHIRT…I GOT THE PERFECT ONE!" I could hear Alice saying. Oh god. A new doll for Alice to play dress up with. Now she's got her Barbie and her Ken.

We decided to take Emmett's Jeep there because it was the only car that could fit all of us that was the closest to the door. When we got there , there was more people there then Mike had us believe were going. Sitting next to Mike at the bar was Phyllis. Emmett looked afraid and Edward looked annoyed.

"Hope you don't mind…I ran into Phyllis on the way here…I told her about our little shindig and told her to invite a few more people." As Mike said this his eyes reverted to Jessica Stanley who was dancing on top of the other side of the bar wearing nothing but a tube top and booty shorts that Alice had designed.

"OH MY GOD DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THOSE BOOTY SHORTS COSTS…THEY'RE NOT EVEN HERS…THEY'RE FOR THE PHOTO SHOOT!" Alice chocked.

"Leave her be…she's having fun!" Mike said starting to sound sloshed.

"MIKE…GET HER DOWN THIS INSTANT…OR I TELL CHARLIE AND ANDREW ABOUT YOUR EXPLOITS. FONDELING ANGELA FROM ACCOUNTING AGAINST HER WISHES…GETTING TRASHED ON THE JOB…IF YOU DON'T GET JESSICA DOWN YOU CAN KISS YOUR JOB GOODBYE!" Alice threatened. Mike scampered to the other side of the bar.

"Tinkerbelle knows…Jessica get off or we're fired!" Mike cried. Jessica jumped down as fast as possible.

"Lets order a round of shots…Patron anybody!" Emmett declared. Everyone agreed.

"Yes!" Everyone cheered.

"WAHOO!" Emmett said as he chugged the shot down like water. That's the last thing I remember.

I woke up the next morning the sun blaring in my eyes. OUCH! Why was it so bright! My head felt like it got hit by a freight train. I must have been wrecked last night. I cant even remember what I did. My stomach made one nasty lurch. Ugh thank god it was Saturday…I had all weekend to recover. My temples throbbed. I went to roll over and I hit a large lump. It was warm like a body. Please god no! Please…please…please let it be Alice. The lump shifted and a bronze tuft of hair poked out of the sheets. Oh no! its worse then I thought. Like really Bella did you have to sleep with your really hot new roommate/ boss. Way to complicate your entire life in one night. Like seriously this would be my luck! The worst part is I DIDN'T EVEN REMEMBER IT! Like seriously kill me now…some one shoot me please! Just end it before it begins!

"SO YOU GOT THE HOTTIE AND I GOT THE NOTTIE…HOW FARE IS THAT?" Alice's voice called from the other side of the room. Just then the door opened up and Mike Newton walked in completely but naked and burped.

"um guys where's the kitchen…I want something to eat…oh and if you have to go to the bathroom I'd wait a while to use it!" he said strutting out…his white ass shining in the sun light.

"Finally I thought you would never wake up…it's 12 noon…anyways imagine my reaction when I woke up to that in my bed…I'm going to have to wash every orifice of my body for the next three days to feel clean now!" Alice exclaimed disgusted. Just then I looked down…and I realized that I was naked.

"um Alice…you mind leaving for a second so I can put clothes on!" I said embarrassed.

"Bella…we're the same age, Charlie and Charlie put us in the tub together when we were little…it's not like I haven't seen anything!" Alice exclaimed as I wrapped myself up in my sheets instead.

"Oh shit…did I take my birth control?" I asked.

"No need to thank me!" Alice said holding up an empty condom wrapper and my pill box. Yesterday's pill was missing. Alice was hell bent on not giving the Charlie's the chance to name another kid. She always vowed that we would wait till marriage that way our husbands could stop them from breaking into the nursery again. It was then that I could hear a moaning sound coming from the side of me…a hand reached my shoulder

"Emmett ?" He asked fearful.

"Not quite!" Alice said.

"Alice?" He gulped afraid.

"Try again!" Alice responded bubbly. His eyes opened up and looked towards me.

"BELLA!" He screamed jumping back 10 feet. That was not a good sign.

"I am so sorry Bella…I don't know what happened last night but I can guess!" Edward gulped pointing to his naked body.

"You think this is bad…" Alice said pointing at us.

"Wait till you see who is DOWN STAIRS" Alice said with a disgusted tone in her voice.

"Honestly I think you two got the best deal out of all of us!" Alice continued as we heard a grizzly bear like groan from down stairs.

"OH MY GOD EWWWWWWWWW!" Emmett shouted. We could then hear Emmett throwing up.

"What baby is it the hang over?" a very…very…Phyllis like voice said. Alice nodded disgusted.

" Yeah…that's it." I could hear the lie in Emmett's voice even from here.

"That's not all of it!" Alice laughed. It was then that both Jessica Stanley and Phyllis came up the stairs only wearing Emmett's shirts.

"Um Bella can I borrow some underwear." Phyllis asked. I cringed and pointed to the draw.

"I'll give it back to you I promise!" Phyllis said.

"No need to…keep it." I said trying to hide the disgust out of my voice.

"And I need to borrow a bra…we're the same size…Alice lets me borrow yours all the time!" Jessica said.

"Oh really!" I said throwing Alice a look.

"don't worry I burn them and buy you replacements when that situation arises." Alice whispered to me. That only made me feel a little better.

"Geez thanks Alice." I whispered back. It was then that I could see Jessica eyeing Edward out.

"Ooh Bella I didn't know you had it in you…banging the new boss…and he's hot." She said looking at Edward like he was a piece of meat. It was then that Emmett came up the stairs wearing a bathrobe with the letter E on it.

"Okay everyone who doesn't live here OUT NOW!" Emmett roared the last part. Phyllis and Jessica went scampering out.

"Alright does anyone have any memory of what happened last night?" Emmett asked the room. Edward and I looked at each other and then piped up "ALICE DOES" right as Alice said "I DO!"

So this is what happened last night. You all got inhaliated. Honestly I didn't think anyone could out drink Emmett…Bella you proved me wrong. Though some of it wasn't your fault…you were egged on by …others (She glared at Emmett)." Alice started.

"Oh great!" I said.

"So anyways…since I was the least drunk of us all which is sad to say cuz I was pretty lit myself…I drove us home…while you two were going at it in the back seat and you Emmett were pawing the two girls in the trunk…something about "wanting some privacy" ." Alice was interrupted.

"YOU DROVE MY BABY DRUNK!" Emmett roared turning a very Charlie's like purple.

"Stop interrupting…so anyways Mike was going at my leg for the third time…remember this Bella never sit in the front seat with a drunk Mike Newton…when a cop pulled up behind us . I hit a guard rail and didn't realize it…though I don't know how I didn't know about that. I saw the car this morning….let's just say it wasn't pretty and I have to go to court tomorrow for DUI. So anyways the cop was nice enough to let me drive home since well he didn't see all of it but he got an eye full of the five of you. Put it this way Em your very lucky he didn't slap you with indecent exposure. We went home and the last thing I remember was Mike taking out a bottle of scotch." Alice continued but again was interrupted by Emmett.

"YOU SMASHEDMY CAR UP!" Emmett roared like a wooly mammoth running down the stairs. We grabbed bathrobes and followed him. Edward was very lucky Alice had bought me two dark blue bathrobes. Emmett's cage was hanging off his car…the front bumper was completely missing and the driver's side door had a big gash in it. Emmett was crying at the sight of it.

"Chill drama queen I'll pay for the damages!" Alice said nonchalantly.

"Besides it's not like it's a Porsche!" Alice continued eyeing out her car with love in her eyes.

"I DON'T CARE ALICE IT"S MY RIDE…ITS MY BABY AND SHE'S HURT!" Emmett continued to roar.

"Oh car I am so sorry…I am never letting anyone besides myself drive you ever again… once your fixed we'll be going out everywhere together!" Emmett cried hugging his car. I pulled Edward to the side.

"We need to talk about last night…we don't mention this ever again…as far as last night goes nothing happened…nothing's changed…we're just friends." I said. What the fuck was I saying? If I was honest with myself I liked him…a lot. And here I am telling him we're just friends. Typical Bella…being a MORON! Maybe he'll disagree.

"Your absolutely right Bella…we live together…we work together…it'd be too much." Edward agreed. Fuck, I just had to go and fuck that up.

"I just have to say one thing I'm glad it was you. Usually people would be all awkward after and everything wouldn't be the same but I don't get the feeling about that with you!" Edward said smiling. Fuck me, I am a total moron! Here I am with someone I could see myself with for a long time and I tell him "we're just friends!", and he agrees all the while telling me that he was glad I was his one night stand? Nice Bella…you really know how to rein them in huh!

"Lucky you Edward…I don't know how I'm going to go to work now with Phyllis and Jessica…please shoot me…end the misery before it starts!" Emmett said still hugging his car.

"That's what you get Em for getting that trashed…maybe next time you wont order like 30 rounds of patron and guzzle it like water!" Alice spat. Edward leaned in my ear and whispered "I highly doubt that…this isn't the first time Emmett had a one night stand with two girls."

" Shut up Miss. I banged Mike Newton, one of the girls I banged may have been like 50 but at least she's not a pervert!" Emmett said.

"Phyllis not a pervert…don't make me laugh! ( we looked over to see Phyllis sniffing Emmett's underwear and stuffing it in her purse…how disgusting) and she has the added bonus of being married. Your someone's mistress!" Alice said. Edward and I burst out laughing. I could picture Emmett laying out in Victoria's secret lingerie on someone's bed..

"Alice!"

"Emmett!"

"Both of you shut up…so you both banged perverted freaks last night…shut the fuck up!" I said finally having enough.

"Yeah your not helping our hangovers…in fact Emmett your making mine worse. I'll give you two seconds to shut up or you'll die." Edward said. Emmett immediately quieted down. Alice looked down.

We then went inside.